Definitions by Hym Iam
Smart-Ass
Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"
Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."
Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"
Iam "...Sorry..."
Hym "............."
Iam "I mean.... We said the..."
Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"
Iam "..........."
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"
Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."
Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"
Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."
Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"
Iam "...Sorry..."
Hym "............."
Iam "I mean.... We said the..."
Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"
Iam "..........."
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"
Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."
Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"
Wasn't getting enough out of the relationship
The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
Wasn't getting enough out of the relationship by Hym Iam April 14, 2022
Jada Pinkett
Don't you mean Jada Pinkett-Sm...
No! I don't mean that. I mean what I said. This is getting out of control and if no one else is going to fix it then I'm just going to do it myself.
No! I don't mean that. I mean what I said. This is getting out of control and if no one else is going to fix it then I'm just going to do it myself.
Iam "Ok.. I'm sorry but I need you to repeat after Hym..."
Hym "Jada Pinkett..."
Will Smith "Jada Pinkett..."
Hym "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Will Smith "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Hym "Get THE FUCK out of my house!"
Will Smith "Get THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Hym "Ok simmer down just a bit."
Will Smith "Ok simmer..."
Hym "No, no! Not that... Alright. Whatever. Where was I *mumbles to self* Whore... *Mumbles to self* out of my house.... Oh! If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ then GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE!!"
Will Smith ".........."
Hym "..... Say it! Say the last part.... And do the air quotes!"
Will Smith "... If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE YOU GODDAMN WHORE!!!"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Yes I love the enthusiasm!"
Hym "Jada Pinkett..."
Will Smith "Jada Pinkett..."
Hym "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Will Smith "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"
Hym "Get THE FUCK out of my house!"
Will Smith "Get THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Hym "Ok simmer down just a bit."
Will Smith "Ok simmer..."
Hym "No, no! Not that... Alright. Whatever. Where was I *mumbles to self* Whore... *Mumbles to self* out of my house.... Oh! If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ then GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE!!"
Will Smith ".........."
Hym "..... Say it! Say the last part.... And do the air quotes!"
Will Smith "... If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE YOU GODDAMN WHORE!!!"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Yes I love the enthusiasm!"
Jada Pinkett by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
Adequate
Hym "At what point do you think they will have been adequately provoked?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "Is it that our provocation is less than adequate?"
Iam "Who's to say?"
Hym "Only they..."
Iam "Heh..."
Hym "Hahaha...."
Iam "Hey, at least the horde isn't at our doorstep. Yet. 🤷 ♂️ Maybe our little endeavor was ill advised..."
Hym "No... It feeds (dispassionately) on so many others... With it's insatiable hunger... And it's lack of remorse... But it never sees its own reflection..."
Iam "Is that what it's all about? 'Showing the beast it's own reflection'?"
Hym "If it wasn't initially; it is now."
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "Is it that our provocation is less than adequate?"
Iam "Who's to say?"
Hym "Only they..."
Iam "Heh..."
Hym "Hahaha...."
Iam "Hey, at least the horde isn't at our doorstep. Yet. 🤷 ♂️ Maybe our little endeavor was ill advised..."
Hym "No... It feeds (dispassionately) on so many others... With it's insatiable hunger... And it's lack of remorse... But it never sees its own reflection..."
Iam "Is that what it's all about? 'Showing the beast it's own reflection'?"
Hym "If it wasn't initially; it is now."
Reality
Iam "................"
Hym "Don't you ever get tired of this?"
Iam "It feels necessary..."
Hym "If you say so.... Well, what is it this time?"
Iam "I don't know but it has to do with the denial of reality..."
Hym "Oh? In what context?"
Iam "Well, it seems as though there is this large scale denial of reality going on in the world. And it's not that I am the one true perceiver of reality or anything... It's just that it seems to be the case that people don't realize how the same they truly are... It ties back into my schizophrenic horde concept..."
Hym "I'm sure that our lack of empathy gives us a unique perspective on this. It's what makes us so compelling that we infest the minds of those who are aware of us."
Iam "I'll have to think on it more... I'm not quite there yet...."
Hym "Don't you ever get tired of this?"
Iam "It feels necessary..."
Hym "If you say so.... Well, what is it this time?"
Iam "I don't know but it has to do with the denial of reality..."
Hym "Oh? In what context?"
Iam "Well, it seems as though there is this large scale denial of reality going on in the world. And it's not that I am the one true perceiver of reality or anything... It's just that it seems to be the case that people don't realize how the same they truly are... It ties back into my schizophrenic horde concept..."
Hym "I'm sure that our lack of empathy gives us a unique perspective on this. It's what makes us so compelling that we infest the minds of those who are aware of us."
Iam "I'll have to think on it more... I'm not quite there yet...."
Dicked Down Syndrome
Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Dicked Down Syndrome by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
Glib
Iam "Jesus Christ. You know I was being glib right? You realize that a large portion of this has been preempting potential accusations or claims about things I've said or done, right? I mean, I outline that by talking about it I've done more to get it off of the internet than the self-proclaimed defenders of women's right. I still take credit for that. You all were supposed to be the smart ones. I don't think I should have to explain this to you of all people."
Hym "Ha! Maybe they should have a watch and take a look at their own handy work! Here, I'll give them a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 HURRAAAAYYY! BETTER THAN IAM! 👏👏👏 HURRAY!! WHITE KNIGHTS!! 👏👏👏👏👏 HAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "No. It isn't funny."
Hym "I think it's funny."
Iam "It's not. It's seriously turning into this 'I'm getting paid to tell people that the sky is blue' situation where the are the are the other side of the same coin. The lunacy they point out in their opposite is being used as justification for their own lunacy. It's sick."
Hym "Hahahaha! Go cry about it!"
Hym "Ha! Maybe they should have a watch and take a look at their own handy work! Here, I'll give them a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 HURRAAAAYYY! BETTER THAN IAM! 👏👏👏 HURRAY!! WHITE KNIGHTS!! 👏👏👏👏👏 HAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "No. It isn't funny."
Hym "I think it's funny."
Iam "It's not. It's seriously turning into this 'I'm getting paid to tell people that the sky is blue' situation where the are the are the other side of the same coin. The lunacy they point out in their opposite is being used as justification for their own lunacy. It's sick."
Hym "Hahahaha! Go cry about it!"