Definitions by Hym Iam
Why?
I don't understand why...
Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
Personal
Apparently the movie feels personal
Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Did you turn (what is basically) my diary into a movie and run away with the profits? I don't even know how to feel right now!"
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
Making a point
Iam "See, I'm thankful but I'm making a point. And one reason is that you allowed me to better make my point. My point being that no matter what I say there are some people my words will never reach. That my inability to convince the people who happen to disagree with me to do what I want them to do isn't the result of my own insufficiency. Some people just aren't willing to listen to me. So, I'm sorry for using you in that capacity. And I'm thankful to the shit-head that will have to live the rest of his life knowing that his accomplishments have been rendered meaningless in the wake of my intellect because I legitimately never would have been able to see my writing play out in front of my own eyes. I just don't have the means. I'll never have the means. He now knows exactly how much better than him his political enemies could actually be. This has been a validating experience for me."
Making a point by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Forensic
Iam "She was training to be a forensic investigator... So that's why no evidence..."
Hym "So I guess dumb whore was a bit of a misnomer. Should have went with 'disgusting whore'. That one seems to bother her more."
Hym "So I guess dumb whore was a bit of a misnomer. Should have went with 'disgusting whore'. That one seems to bother her more."
The greatest joke of all time
Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*
Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
The greatest joke of all time by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Quotes
Hym "Oh, by the way, that 'forebearers' thing he said was a 'new Steph and Molly' quote. Was I supposed to get the reference? Did he know that I would know? If so, he's a clever guy. But that is exactly what I meant by 'infinite feedback loops'. That's one of them right there. And the counter claim would be 'You hated my forebears in the first place'. That 'Happy Sensei' guy did the same thing one 'Coffee Mullet' show. He quotes 'Lucy, Anne, & Celia'. I caught that reference too. I'm good at that I suppose. I'm good at a lot of things. I don't have any evidence of this but I'm pretty sure it's true."
Plight
Ah shit I accidentally hit the "P" while I was trying to sell "Light" because they are right next to each other.
Hym "We're using "each other" a lot today..."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."