Definitions by Hym Iam
Myōjin Yahiko
One of the main protagonists from the Rouroni Kenshin anime. After being rescued by Kenshin he trains in the Kamiya Kasshin-ryu swordfighting style and in the after-story he learns the Kamiya Kasshin-ryu ultimate technique (Which is catching your opponents sword between your fingers and wielding it against them).
Hym "OH SHIT! Did someone kill themselves because of me? Was that it? Who was it? Kristen? Did I go all Myōjin Yahiko catcher of blades on somebody and turn the thing they were doing to me against someone else but to greater effect!? That is TRAGIC! To be fair, they started it! HAHAHAHAHA!! And you blame me!? That is unreal. That has got to be sour. Is that why you want me to kill myself so bad? Because my existence (and your willingness to participate in whatever it is you call this) disproves your entire world view? Wow guys... Just wow! That is wild! You know, the generic one made reference to something along those lines. And I thought back and felt bad and, now, this? Well, shit. Now I feel bad."
Iam "Do you really?"
Hym "Yes! If I have control over life and death; I would at least want someone who had earned my ire to die! Man that is sad. For a multitude of reasons. The first of which being that it's literally the last wrong of which I would have ever thought. WOW! That is sad! 'WhY dO gEt To LiVe If ShE dOeSn'T!?' Wow! That is some childish/Old Boy type shit if I have ever seen it."
Iam "Oh man... That shit is depressing..."
Hym "Yeah! It is! Wow!"
Iam "Do you really?"
Hym "Yes! If I have control over life and death; I would at least want someone who had earned my ire to die! Man that is sad. For a multitude of reasons. The first of which being that it's literally the last wrong of which I would have ever thought. WOW! That is sad! 'WhY dO gEt To LiVe If ShE dOeSn'T!?' Wow! That is some childish/Old Boy type shit if I have ever seen it."
Iam "Oh man... That shit is depressing..."
Hym "Yeah! It is! Wow!"
Myōjin Yahiko by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Rewards
Iam "Yo! Let's go! 9 bucks in my rewards today! Where did that come from? Nice!"
Hym "It's it sad that the only opportunities some people are presented in life are whether or not they want to continue to suffer at the hands of others? The only rewards a timely death?
Iam "What? Yeah... I mean, I guess... Why? That's not like you..."
Hym "WRONG! It's hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Ok... That's what I would expect."
Hym "It was a little forced but, hey, you know what I'm all about"
Hym "It's it sad that the only opportunities some people are presented in life are whether or not they want to continue to suffer at the hands of others? The only rewards a timely death?
Iam "What? Yeah... I mean, I guess... Why? That's not like you..."
Hym "WRONG! It's hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Ok... That's what I would expect."
Hym "It was a little forced but, hey, you know what I'm all about"
2 wrongs
Hym "And that's the moral of the story. If someone wrongs you. Do something wrong in response. It doesn't even have to be the person who did it to you. Just anything wrong that can be done. Do it."
Iam "I wonder how he feels about non-violent non-schizophrenics..."
Hym "They should be made to believe they are schizophrenics so that they can make some news that 'he can only talk about if you join his Patreon' 😉 Amma right. Oh yeah you should have seen it. 2 women walking single file down the street with baby carriages. Maybe a car length and a half between them. Is that what would have make it stop for me Steven? Tilting the wheel and jumping off a bridge? Hey, did you get any subscribers cus of me? There's the answer you wanted. 2 wrongs making a right is always the answer. I'll wait. Maybe someone else will do it and I'll get to watch."
Iam "I wonder how he feels about non-violent non-schizophrenics..."
Hym "They should be made to believe they are schizophrenics so that they can make some news that 'he can only talk about if you join his Patreon' 😉 Amma right. Oh yeah you should have seen it. 2 women walking single file down the street with baby carriages. Maybe a car length and a half between them. Is that what would have make it stop for me Steven? Tilting the wheel and jumping off a bridge? Hey, did you get any subscribers cus of me? There's the answer you wanted. 2 wrongs making a right is always the answer. I'll wait. Maybe someone else will do it and I'll get to watch."
Context
It's the listening to him fuck his staff ona loop for me. Because the cuckold that watched them do it liked to repeat the noises.
Iam "You know I was happy for a good minute. Happy to be helping people."
Hym "That changed pretty quick. Working in a retard sex cult will do that. I'm mean, you see how many parallels I can draw between the shit you're bitching about and my situation right? You see how hollow that makes everything you're saying ring? When vaguely analogous things like what is happening to me, happen to you. It's unacceptable. Because you're the 'good one'. And here I sit, with no fear of being held accountable. Because I haven't don't anything wrong. It's not just the hypocrisy it's that you're proving me right. Look it how right I was! Thanks for that. That's the context."
Hym "That changed pretty quick. Working in a retard sex cult will do that. I'm mean, you see how many parallels I can draw between the shit you're bitching about and my situation right? You see how hollow that makes everything you're saying ring? When vaguely analogous things like what is happening to me, happen to you. It's unacceptable. Because you're the 'good one'. And here I sit, with no fear of being held accountable. Because I haven't don't anything wrong. It's not just the hypocrisy it's that you're proving me right. Look it how right I was! Thanks for that. That's the context."
Negligence
Not leaving a severely autistic man alone to have free reign while you fuck his roommate. That's not negligence.
Hym "Yeah, negligence is real bad. Reeeeeal bad. I care so much about everyone else. Their lives are so valuable to me."
Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."
Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."
Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."
Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."
Negligence by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Chastised
Hym "And further more, I'm over here getting chastised for letting him play videogames past 10 pm! He's fucking his staff! He's fucking the direct service professionals hired to feed him pills and STAYING UP TOO LATE is where you draw the line. That place is a joke! The woman who work there are a joke. Everyone on the planet should know who they are and what they did."
Iam "Would you just let it go?"
Hym "I'll let's it go as soon as I get what mine. Or as soon as I'm tired of living. Whichever happens first."
Iam "Would you just let it go?"
Hym "I'll let's it go as soon as I get what mine. Or as soon as I'm tired of living. Whichever happens first."
Darting
Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"