Definitions by Hym Iam
Judaism
So... The Jews believe that when they day they return to God... Which is where they came from... Soooo.... What happens when a non-jew dies? Do I also return to God?
Hym "Because if the answer is 'No' then that would mean that you're made of God energy and I'm not... And, if that's the case, my follow up question would be: what happens to animals when they die? Is.... Is it the same thing?
Hym "Because if the answer is 'No' then that would mean that you're made of God energy and I'm not... And, if that's the case, my follow up question would be: what happens to animals when they die? Is.... Is it the same thing?
And as far as Christianity is concerned... Jesus was the intimation of God on Earth... But to the Jews... They already are that... And Jesus was a Jew... So... Jesus wasn't unique in that respect (from the perspective of a Jew).... He was just another one of the things that the Jews already are, inherently... And Christians are supposed to imitate Christ... Who is a Jew.... But they can't ever BE Christ... because then they would be a schizophrenic... They would be a crazy person... So they have to imitate the thing that the Jews already are... Which would make them Christ-adjacent... But still just an imitation... And the Jews are chosen to take back the Holy land... Which is in Israel (physically).... And what do they do after they take it back? Do they rule over it forever?"
Iam "I don't like where this is going. We're going to a real Hitler-y place right now and I don't like it."
Hym "Well... No. Because I don't see how Judaism isn't just some kind of Manichaean racial superiority and world domination cult."
Iam 🤦 "You can't say that."
Hym "Why?"
Iam "Because it's wrong!"
Hym "What determines what's right and what's wrong?"
Iam "God...." 😟
Hym "And what are the Jews?"
Iam "......."
Hym "Are they the thing that becomes God once again when they die? Because that's what the word 'returns' would mean in the context of the proposition I just posited... And the religion IS exclusionary... So there is a difference..."
Iam 😑
Iam "I don't like where this is going. We're going to a real Hitler-y place right now and I don't like it."
Hym "Well... No. Because I don't see how Judaism isn't just some kind of Manichaean racial superiority and world domination cult."
Iam 🤦 "You can't say that."
Hym "Why?"
Iam "Because it's wrong!"
Hym "What determines what's right and what's wrong?"
Iam "God...." 😟
Hym "And what are the Jews?"
Iam "......."
Hym "Are they the thing that becomes God once again when they die? Because that's what the word 'returns' would mean in the context of the proposition I just posited... And the religion IS exclusionary... So there is a difference..."
Iam 😑
Yesterday
Hym "So yesterday this idiot cut off this other idiot on a motorcycle. The come to a stop light and motorcycle idiot starts yelling at the guy and he's like 'I'm on a bike! The passenger is a child!' and he calls the guy some names and whatnot. But what makes him an idiot is this: You and your child are supposed to be wearing a helmet. And you were speeding. Why the fuck is a random person supposed to give more of a shit about your kids safety then you are? You're a fucking retard. Nobody give a fuck about you kid. You barely care enough to make him wear a helmet. Shut the fuck up. Talkmbout 'I wish I had my gun' he was also speeding in a narrow two lane winding 25 mph road. I also had a woman yell out her car window as she was driving passed me in reference to me. She cited how many times I had been to the gas station. What is the likelyhood that a random woman is talking on the phone about a man that she know who went to the same gas station I want to the same number of times? Probably pretty low, right? I'm not a prob/stats guy but I know that shit isn't normal."
Fun
Me "sucking the fun out of it" is my unwillingness to pretend my social interactions are predicated on anything other than people's awareness of my existence. You're holding my laminated ethos card above my head and pulling it away as I reach for it. "Huhuhu YoU wAnT iT? yOu WaNt It?Huhuhu"
Hym "You, as a group, are completely incoherent. Want evidence? Look at the political discourse. You all can even agree on what the words mean. You are in no way capable of arbitrating sanity. It's not true historically. It's not true theoretically. 9 million shrieking monkeys vying for control of mind? No. You just don't want me to win without trying because it sets a precedent that people don't have to try to win. I'm not people. I'm not men. I am Hym. And there is only one of me. There are 9 billion of you. Make it fair or stop telling me what to do. You are having way too much fun with this and you need to stop. This is exactly how you get Hitler. This is exactly how that happens. You doing the think that you're doing right now."
Ethic
If yours is better than mine then you shouldn't be concerned with what I teach or to who... "Whom"? Is it "whom?" "Whom" or "Who?" Tell me in the comments below.
Banal
Not very original
Hym "You care more about it being a beautiful message than you do about it being true (in violation of your ethic). I, on the other, can see that the creature is real. You just accepted the wager."
Dr. Too-Good-To-Talk-To-Me "BuT wHaT dO yOu EvEn MeAn By TrUe!"
Iam "Hey, you forgot to use the word again. Banal. There."
Hym "Be quiet! I'm doing a thing!"
Dr. Too-Good-To-Talk-To-Me "BuT wHaT dO yOu EvEn MeAn By TrUe!"
Iam "Hey, you forgot to use the word again. Banal. There."
Hym "Be quiet! I'm doing a thing!"
Fat Midwestern Whore
Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
Fat Midwestern Whore by Hym Iam July 21, 2022