Definitions by Hym Iam

Private 

No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...

Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."

Private by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Jesus 

The thing that suffers and dies arbitrarily at the hands of the Schizophrenic horde. You should be this (so I don't have to... I'd rather be a part of the horde. Or the guy that tells them to do it to you)

Hym "What the fuck? No. Jesus Christ! How about instead of trying to imitate everything you see (like the stupid filth monkeys that you are) you just acknowledge that it was not a good thing to do to a guy and don't do that? But hey, don't listen to me. I'm not a doctor."

Jesus by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Religion 

We have our solution. IT'S FINAL. Our final solution. No further investigation required.

Hym "Do ya... Do you get it? Religion? Do you see what I did there? No? Ok. You're clearly not getting it... Alright I'll spell it out for you... You ready? Ok. I subverted a the paradigm. See? Nah... You don't get it."

Religion by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

The law of non-contradiction 

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

The law of non-contradiction by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Play 

Super important... Apparently...

Hym "What happens when someone tries to play God? Well... It turns them into a monster. If imitating a thing turns you into a monster... Maybe stop trying to imitate the thing? YoU cAn'T mAkE mE sO wHy ShOuLd I sToP!? Yeah, see that's what imitating the monster looks like. Does that look good to you? Or does it look bad?"

Play by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Hell 

Nope. That's how you can tell you don't believe it in an ontological sense. The preconditions for hell are that you deserve to be there and that it's forever.

Hym "If life can be a facsimile of hell then it would have to mean that even if the worst thing imaginable is happening to you, you're getting what you deserve. On a different note, a homeless guy asked me for money today. He told me that he was living in a part and that all he had was a bike. I gave him the only dollar I had on me and told him that I was about to get evicted unless I paid $500 by the end of the day. His response was "Yeah, Me too. I just got evicted today because I couldn't pay $400." And it's like, what the hell man. You don't have to lie."

Hell by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Did you try your best? 

I don't know. Are you being truthful in relationship to your awareness of my existence?

Did you try your best?

Hym "Yeah, dawg! I tried, like, super-duper hard!"

Did you try your best? by Hym Iam July 22, 2022