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Definitions by Hym Iam

Question 

That's a good one.
Hym "That's actually a really good question! How do I avoid the paranoid? Hmm.... Either or thinking and being flexible (like water). It either is or it isn't. The hard you try to prevent me from having my say, the less-wrong it makes me appear. At least in my own mind. I know I said it a while ago so maybe you don't remember, I'm confident in my ability talk my way out of anything. I could talk my way out of hell if I had to. And I have an unlimited amount of time to do it."
Question by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Did you get the 'reveal' thing? Need a hint? Ok.
Hym "Ok, get in your streaming chair and turn around. What is that? Get it?"
Get it by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Nickname 

Man I have so many nicknames now. The Goblinslayer, the Good Devil, Genius Doctor, The Joker, The Binding, The King of Cursed Spirits.
Hym "You know, speaking of Elon, I feel bad that he doesn't have a nickname of his own. He had to steal Zuckerbergs 'Eye of Sauron' thing. Don't worry Elon! I'll ce up with one... Hmm... Let see... Well, in the context of you fucking all of your friends wives and humiliating them, I, as the King of Cursed Spirits, hereby dub the 'Elon the Slutmaker.' in the spirit of the Reverend Jesse Jackson. Because anyone can be a Slutmaker, but you are THE Slutmaker. That will be 1 billion dollars."
Nickname by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.
Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"
Twitter by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Do I remember when it was a sin?
Hym "I remember that one of the Pope Johns made an arbitration on what constitutes sin. That's how we got the seven deadly sins. Pride, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth, Greed. Which one was it? I think it was Pope The 13th? The 7th? It's been a while since I read it. And I think he did it in the 1600? 1700? But the fact that it was a man made arbitration renders it irrelevant. I AM THE GREATEST!!!!"
Pride by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Mediocre 

You wouldn't know the difference shit head and we've already established that you have a tendency to pick favorites.
Hym "If my mind is mediocre then you are too retarded (literally) to be able to tell the difference."
Mediocre by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Where does HUMANITY go too far?

Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far
Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷