Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "It isn't guidance. You're not intelligent enough to guide me anywhere good. It isn't encouragement. It isn't motivation. You're too stupid for me to listen and, therefore, I am not going to. How am I going to get women if I don't talk to them? I'm going to do the same exact thing as that non-verbal retard did in that day care and just sit here and have a fat cock. Your level of self-importance is not concordant with your level of actual importance. And you're never going to be able to bridge that gap."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
Get the Guidancemug. Yeah! Really! That's all they're doing! Holy shit! I mean, I'm clearly more insane but if they were a fire, my ass-hair would be getting singed.
A dumb slut "FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE NOAH! EQUAL!!! EEEEQUAAAAAAL!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Get the Fuck Youmug. by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
Get the Maybemug. Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the Holding happiness hostagemug. Hym "I blame South Park. They made that episode about him and in doing so fuelled the political divide."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
Get the I blame South Parkmug. Hym "Math is the architecture of abstraction in written form. Math is derived from abstraction. I do a lot of abstraction and... I don't need to know the math if the person reading already does" 😉
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
Get the Abstractionmug. Why this ☝️, you ask?
Hym "Because the leftists are selectively and arbitrarily intolerant of ideas in a way that is less consistent and, obviously, the right-wing baseline's consistency is mediated by the book (but it DOES exist on an incline so they DO become more tolerant over time). So, yeah, the leftist one does this:
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And it LOOKS like it bounces up against the conservative baseline but that's all illusory. That's all been accounted for. Somebody was clever! At some point. I don't know when or how but... Somebody was clever. I would have loved to meet him/her.... Probably would have killed them... But that would have been a good thing... And what happens if you're outside the loop? You die of brain infection because your manager (who doesn't like Satan stuff) is willing to give you 39 HOURS but NOT 40 hours because giving you 40 hours would mean that you ARE a thing she doesn't want you to be, you would accrue benefits 'You don't work hard enough to deserve.' And there's always more meat for the grinder."
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And it LOOKS like it bounces up against the conservative baseline but that's all illusory. That's all been accounted for. Somebody was clever! At some point. I don't know when or how but... Somebody was clever. I would have loved to meet him/her.... Probably would have killed them... But that would have been a good thing... And what happens if you're outside the loop? You die of brain infection because your manager (who doesn't like Satan stuff) is willing to give you 39 HOURS but NOT 40 hours because giving you 40 hours would mean that you ARE a thing she doesn't want you to be, you would accrue benefits 'You don't work hard enough to deserve.' And there's always more meat for the grinder."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\mug.