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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hostility 

Oh shit, hold up! My bad! Is it not ok to ask wtf is up with all this? Because this ain't a normal thing for people to be doing to a guy... So... Yeah...
Hym "Well, shoot! I didn't think I would need all the hostility! If I would have known I was right to think that people are doing the thing they are clearly doing; we wouldn't even be here. That is ridiculous! I mean how hard is that to not do to people? What is this supposed to do here? I get that you have cause to be suspicious but I'm just not getting the point of all this. And yeah, that's a good idea actually. So you CAN access all of the good and bad clips from me though, correct? Because if you have clumps of all the bad stuff you must also have access to the work as a whole, right? That's good to know... Here's the thing: I just want the thing that is happening to me to not be happening to me. I get that you all have your grievances and I know I'm the worst thing ever on the planet but I care about getting things over with quickly. Can we speed this up at all. I see that people clearly feel some kind of way about it. I just want whatever I can get for some of that and to slither back into the darkness from whence I came. So, now that I have your attention: That... That thing that I just said. 👆Up there? Read it again.
Hostility by Hym Iam August 16, 2022

Convinced 

Oh, yeah. That's so weird that he's doing that now! I wonder what it could have possibly been 🤔 Look at them!Look at those idiots! "Is he watching? Is he not?" Hahahahaha!
Hym "Oh, yeah, that's weird... It's almost like he was convinced by a genius... 🤔 But who? Who could it have been!? To make a man do a complete 180⁰? To change his mind so thoroughly that he is almost unrecognizable? WHO COULD IT BE? WHERE IS THIS GENIUS!? It couldn't possibly be that a genius changed his mind.... Could it?....."

Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."

Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
Convinced by Hym Iam August 15, 2022

Bureaucracy

The greatest mind who has ever lived is long-dead and will never be known... And in the wake of his discovery of the fact that everyone and everything can be organized; the outcome of the lives of a plurality of humanity have been set in stone.
Iam "YOU have been organized. And under the ambulating gears of the infinite clockwork you lives are rendered inconsequential. YOU have been accounted for. A golden pyramid of gears ascending towards the heavens. And at the top of the pyramid a lever. And the lever controls the horde. And the man who sits in front of the lever walks (alone) with God. He gives everything it's place. Bureaucracy gives way to government. YOU have been governed. Forever-nested in the organizational system that predates your birth. The gears spin faster at the bottom. Don't mind the people falling off the edge. It is all within the acceptable parameters."
Bureaucracy by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
Welcome! WELCOME! One and all!
Hym "WELCOME! Welcome to the version of reality where a guy does the thing I'm doing. How's it going? How you feeling tonight? I don't even who what to call this... But that's not important. Are your enjoying my little... Thing? Is it good? For me it's like feeding geese... Or ducks. Num num num! Is it... Is it yummy? This is cool. This is a cool thing to have done. Good job me."
Welcome by Hym Iam August 15, 2022

Chilling 

OoOoOoOoOoOo Chilling! And ominous! Chilling and ominous!
Hym "OoOohoOhOo! Chilling! I rather enjoyed that! And ominous! That statement from the hippies literally translated to 'Individuals with our society need to be subjugated so that we can impose our green energy initiative on those same individuals' Spooky! We might have to, how you say, 'liberate ourselves from some tyrants' within our lifetime here... And we are good executive producers Iam! We should be getting paid for this!"

Iam "The transparency was a nice touch but that... That is... Disconcerting... To say the least..."

Hym "We're like the best writer/producer/casting director on the planet! High five! 😆🖐️"

Iam 😒

Hym 😆🖐️.......... 😑🖐️.........🤬🖐️"Do it! Do it now! High the damn five you bastard!"
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Iam "Ok! Ow! Let go of my hand!"😟

Hym 😤 "Unbelievable!"

Iam "Me!? Whatever... Just hurry up and do your 'Welcome' thing I have a 'Bureaucracy' thing I wanted to do."

Hym "You haven't finished the bureaucracy thing..."

Iam "I know! I... Look it'll be done by the time you're done."
Chilling by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
You don't see objects. You see meaning and infer objects.
Iam "Oh, I keep forgetting to bring this up but I noticed that it isn't just SEEING meaning and inferring objects. I noticed that I also HEAR meaning. And not just in the context of music. It applies to language as well! That's how I do this (in some part). Because I don't necessarily memorize the dictionary definition of every single word I use (and learn words in dialectic) but when you (or anyone for that matter) speak; I HEAR meaning, INFER words, and then RECALL definition. And while I'm doing this, I'll write what I mean and sometimes there's a question of whether or not I'm recalling the correct definition BUT the meaning remains regardless of whether or not the word I'm using is correct and then I have to find the word that is congruent with the meaning I'm trying to convey! Isn't that fascinating!? I have been sitting on that one for a while.😅 So you both hear AND see meaning. I imagine it applies to feeling as well. So, yeah... Everything is literally 'meaning.' Right? Is that not how that works?"
Meaning by Hym Iam August 11, 2022
Did that go up or is it just me? Am I tripping?
Hym "Oh shit! +.02M!? I got some legit sway in the world now here, would you look at that. Ha! Hilarious!"
.02M by Hym Iam August 11, 2022