Hym "There goes the body shaming! I made you feel as you are (dumb+bad) and there goes the immediate body shaming! Right there! You see it!?"
by Hym Iam February 13, 2024
Get the Body shamingmug. If I told you what I wanted... would you give it to me?
Hym “What I want, Dr. JeepJorp, is certainty. There are things based on this. At least 2 and as many as 12 or more. I want to be acknowledged for and credited with my contribution to the multitude of media derived from this exercise. REGARDLESS of how trivial my contribution may seem to you.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dOeS cErTaInTy eVeN mEaN!!! wE cAn’T bE cErTaIn Of (and I mean this technically) AnYtHiNg!! DoN’t YoU wAnT aN iNtImAtE rElAtIoNsHiP!?!?”
Hym “TSS!! 🤦 ♂️ No! I don’t give a single fuck about a relationship. Not a single one. You know how many fucks I give? ZERO! Zero fucks to I give about THAT.”
Iam “That is a tertiary concern that you’re projecting on to us.”
Hym “EXACTLY! You want it to be a primary concern. It isn’t. It won’t ever be.”
Gayve “You just want to sit at home and play video games and watch porn!”
Hym “AND!? What if I do? This is the problem. It isn’t about what I want. YOU want me to want things that I do not want. You are projecting your value hierarchy on to me as though if I don’t want the thing at the top of your inane hierarchy, then I don’t know what I want.
Hym “What I want, Dr. JeepJorp, is certainty. There are things based on this. At least 2 and as many as 12 or more. I want to be acknowledged for and credited with my contribution to the multitude of media derived from this exercise. REGARDLESS of how trivial my contribution may seem to you.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dOeS cErTaInTy eVeN mEaN!!! wE cAn’T bE cErTaIn Of (and I mean this technically) AnYtHiNg!! DoN’t YoU wAnT aN iNtImAtE rElAtIoNsHiP!?!?”
Hym “TSS!! 🤦 ♂️ No! I don’t give a single fuck about a relationship. Not a single one. You know how many fucks I give? ZERO! Zero fucks to I give about THAT.”
Iam “That is a tertiary concern that you’re projecting on to us.”
Hym “EXACTLY! You want it to be a primary concern. It isn’t. It won’t ever be.”
Gayve “You just want to sit at home and play video games and watch porn!”
Hym “AND!? What if I do? This is the problem. It isn’t about what I want. YOU want me to want things that I do not want. You are projecting your value hierarchy on to me as though if I don’t want the thing at the top of your inane hierarchy, then I don’t know what I want.
You’ve conflated (entirely) what I want with ‘what people SHOULD want’. All the while pretending not to notice that I reject your premise. In the same way that you reject the premise of the trans activists (that gender is a social construct), I reject your premise that I am nested in a universalized hierarchical ethic and cannot want things that are outside of
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Iam “Heh, he treats it like a quiz. Question 1: What do you want? *The thing that I want* WRONG! The correct answer was *The thing the teacher wants you to want* F-“
Hym “HA! He’s trying to assimilate us! That’s all it is! He’s Unity! He wants to vomit down our throat and turn us into the horde! Am I allowed to want the thing I say I want? Yes or no? I know you don’t like ‘yes or no’ questions but seriously. Here, I’ll make it easy for you. The answer is ‘yes.’ I’m perfectly capable of knowing what I want. You’re perfectly capable of giving it to me and you don’t have any reason to withhold it from me. Other than, oh I don’t know, pride. Stubbornness. Foolish. Need to be right.”
Jooben Shooben “But you need a wife becaush shociety needs...”
Hym “You use your wife to validate your entire existence. That’s the real byproduct of the sexual revolution. They went from sex object to validation object and insulation from scrutiny. What I need is what I want. And nothing else. It is the only thing I care about.”
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Iam “Heh, he treats it like a quiz. Question 1: What do you want? *The thing that I want* WRONG! The correct answer was *The thing the teacher wants you to want* F-“
Hym “HA! He’s trying to assimilate us! That’s all it is! He’s Unity! He wants to vomit down our throat and turn us into the horde! Am I allowed to want the thing I say I want? Yes or no? I know you don’t like ‘yes or no’ questions but seriously. Here, I’ll make it easy for you. The answer is ‘yes.’ I’m perfectly capable of knowing what I want. You’re perfectly capable of giving it to me and you don’t have any reason to withhold it from me. Other than, oh I don’t know, pride. Stubbornness. Foolish. Need to be right.”
Jooben Shooben “But you need a wife becaush shociety needs...”
Hym “You use your wife to validate your entire existence. That’s the real byproduct of the sexual revolution. They went from sex object to validation object and insulation from scrutiny. What I need is what I want. And nothing else. It is the only thing I care about.”
by Hym Iam November 21, 2022
Get the Wantmug. 
Get the Unsurveilledmug. No, yeah, it is an incest cult.
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Incest Cultmug. No. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to save a list of you names in my phone for when the police find it.
Hym "What? 'Don't do it?' You clearly do not want that. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME!"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
Get the Don't do itmug. Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...
Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the He has the ability to do what he didmug. Hym "This is horse shit! I was told that Trump voters were going to be sent to re-education camps! Yet, here I sit. Un-re-educated. Bull shit politicians and their empty promises."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Re-education campsmug.