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Definitions by Hym Iam

Character study 

How can it be "brilliant" if he doesn't act like me (in the context of the claim that the movie is a character study)?
Hym "You want to know the difference between a 'character study' and 'This character is based on...'? It's whether or not it's a brilliant movie or it sucks. If the movie is brilliant then it's 'The genius director's brilliant analysis of a character's behavior that only SEEMS like it was written by someone other than the guy who claims to have written it.' If it sucks then 'It's just based on this guy but It'S nOt An AcCuRaTe PoRtRaYaL! The act of putting him in your movie as an antagonist isn't justifiable because he's... He's just such a swell guy!' And now I have to go watch this piece of shit movie to make sure that I DIDN'T WRITE THE MOTHERFUCKER! Because that's a real possibility now. That's a thing that could be the case now. Have my dialogical prowess called into question because some hoe who looks like a cartoon snake (Which has sexually confused me a great deal now and has undoubtedly made snakes radically more dangerous to me and my penis) wants to be a director. Jesus Christ..."
Character study by Hym Iam September 7, 2022
Hahahahahahahahahaaa! Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious.
Hym "Hey, villain. If you're saying things and you're being banned from all the social media sites; whose got the problem?..... Hello? Is it society? Should society be structured in a way that allows you to do the things you want to do? You're a social media incel now. You want to post tweets and the people who decide whether or not you get to post tweets are arbitrarily denying you while letting retards do the thing you aren't being allowed to do. But that's a problem for everyone and not just you, isn't it? Hahahaha! And they say I'M THE CLOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"

Iam "Heh, if they keep it up, he's going to have more intimations than we do."

Hym 😨 "Wha... What!? No! I'm a way more compelling character than that guy! You take that back you shit!"

Iam 😅 "Um, sorry..."
Villain by Hym Iam September 6, 2022

Excluded 

Oh? Is that not fun? Is it... Is that not an ok thing for people to do?.... Arbitrarily excluding people from the public discourse .... Is that not a thing that should be allowed?
Hym "Oooh shit! Is that not allowed!? Should people not be allowed to say whatever they want to you without having any recourse!? Should you not be arbitrarily excluded from the public discourse? In regards to the former, it's (Twitter) almost like using some kind of Orwellian double speak to antagonize the people you hate and deny them the ability to confront you about it. It's almost exactly like that except in online form. 'BuT iF iT hApPeNs tO tHe RiGhT pEoPlE iT's FiNe! I dOn'T cArE aS lOnG aS iT iSn'T mE! i'M tHe WrOnG pEoPlE! rIgHt GuYs!? RiGhT!?' That's a throwback! That's going all the way back to my 'You get what you deserve' days. Remember that? When I said none of you give a shit unless it's happening to you? Remember when I said you all recede into your own little solipsistic domains? If it's not happening to you it's 'not your problem' but you actively do it to me and 'I did it to myself! My actions have consequences!' See how that works? Just know that I'm channeling the spirit of Krombopulos Michael when is say 'Here I go being right again!' Would you look at that? That is priceless. It's perfectly analogous to my current situation. It's a 1 to 1, that, innit? Because you're reveling in the fact that my will is being subverted and now your will is being subverted and you don't like it very much, huh?"
Excluded by Hym Iam September 6, 2022

Line cutting 

Yeah, see, that's how you've framed the situation and that's my biggest problem.
Hym "I knew someone would say something about line cutting. That's my biggest problem with you. Until now you've been framing the situation as you all thwarting a get rich quick scheme. And that's not just how I see it. To me it's just me being denied credit for the only thing I've ever done. And aa hard as the mob is concerned... Oh no! Moderately attractive blue haired activist girls showing up at my house and or hotel... What ever will I do!? I definitely don't that to happen... I'm not even a little bit into those... That would be a nightmare 😱"
Line cutting by Hym Iam August 29, 2022
Hym "Oh! You see it? He said the thing! From the show!"

Iam "Yeah, yeah I see it..."

Hym "Right!? That shit is metal!"

Iam "Yeah..."

Hym "Why so glum chum?"

Iam "Oh... You know... Everything is falling apart. My life is going to be miserable, indefinitely, from today forward."

Hym "Don't worry. You'll die eventually."

Iam "That... Doesn't make me feel better."

Hym "It isn't intended to." 😐

Iam *sigh* "I know...."
Thing by Hym Iam August 29, 2022

Understanding 

Well at least there's that.
Hym "Well, now that we've come to understanding, I didn't even intend to involve you in this. You just happened to be the first person to say my name (in context) and have, at some level, substantiated the claim I have motherfuckers in my personal life putting me on the internet."

Iam "We have some other stuff too but I've been so depressed lately I just haven't felt like writing."
Understanding by Hym Iam August 29, 2022

No, seriously

When someone doesn't believe how serious you are.
Hym "No, seriously. You have to at least acknowledge (internally at least) that the the situation is extreme. From Gangstalking, to almost jail, to retard sex cult, to publicly robbed by a millionaire², to gaslit by a psychologist. It never ends. It never ends! I'm going to got hunting and the deer is going to hunt me! The next time I go to eat my food is going to eat me. And to have you all sit there and wonder why anyone would behave immorally. 'No. You should have to do all that AND behave morally' as you snicker to yourself before you revel in the irony of the situation and your contempt of me. Revel in my sweet, silent suffering in your hellraiser suffering cult because that's what feeds your reality monster. Suffering is sacrosanct, after all. And now I hang. My grip loosening on the edge of the bottom rung. The people above me, on the edge? Staring down blankly and pissing."
No, seriously by Hym Iam August 25, 2022