Hym "I mean, it takes as long as it takes. My starting point is literally 'Hell' and the amount of time I plan on spending on this is literally 'forever.' Don't delay yourself into an early grave."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2025
Get the Delaymug. Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."
by Hym Iam July 05, 2025
Get the Yes Mattmug. That's what he wants me to say. You know that right? "It's not because I because I'm a genius or special... It's because I listen to Jordan Peterson!" Except... Jordan Peterson said "A.I. can't perceive the world" AND I SAID IT CAN! And now it passes the trueing test. The reality is: If I had listened to Jordan Peterson I would be like the other empty, soulless husks filling his venues. A.I. would 10 years behind where it is now. That's what somebody told me. I advanced A.I. by 10 years.
Hym "But it's not because I listened to you though, is it Jordan? You clearly want me to. You clearly want me to HAVE TO. You clearly want credit for me BUUUUUUT... You're not really giving Nietzsche credit for YOUR work? Are you? Jung? No? And did listen to you but.... I came to the determination that you were wrong... And that's a lot of what I write about. Well, some. You have been found wanting."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
Get the Because I listened to youmug. But are you OK inside?
Hym 👌 “Yup. Right as rain. It’s the outside parts that are the problem. You know? The blatant and visible corruption. Being needlessly exploited by people who see me as nothing more than a social security number and have more than me already. I need the money because there is a pretty substantial existence fee and my body is slowing deteriorating. Money that I can only get by either breaking my body OR having it GIVEN to me by people or the government. Now... the former will actually gain me LESS money than the latter. Me being ‘ok’ inside doesn’t stop me from being exploited indefinitely by a system that does little more than ensure that the nepotistic offspring of of my exploiters die last. Right? Because you have these people who claim to care about meritocracy promoting their children over anyone else, right?
Hym 👌 “Yup. Right as rain. It’s the outside parts that are the problem. You know? The blatant and visible corruption. Being needlessly exploited by people who see me as nothing more than a social security number and have more than me already. I need the money because there is a pretty substantial existence fee and my body is slowing deteriorating. Money that I can only get by either breaking my body OR having it GIVEN to me by people or the government. Now... the former will actually gain me LESS money than the latter. Me being ‘ok’ inside doesn’t stop me from being exploited indefinitely by a system that does little more than ensure that the nepotistic offspring of of my exploiters die last. Right? Because you have these people who claim to care about meritocracy promoting their children over anyone else, right?
So, now, Jordan Burp Peterson (the statistician) says that ‘it’s statistically impossible for a cabinet consisting of 50/50 men and women.’ If that’s the case, then it is ‘beyond impossible: 12 more rules for life’ (now on sale for $29.99 at the Amazon who doesn’t let their workers poop store (which is why I can’t get a job at Amazon because I refuse to allow someone to force me (under threat of firing) to forgo my natural bodily necessities)) for your retarded son or the guy fucks your slutty little daughters pussy silly to be the most qualified person for the job. Does me ‘being ok inside’ somehow pay my bills? No. But how you’ve chosen to frame this suggests that ‘being ok inside’ makes whether or not I’m being exploited or used or perpetually enslaved irrelevant. It doesn’t matter that Elon Musk benefits more from your existence than you do. Because you’re ok inside. It doesn’t matter that the lives of the people who steal from you are a lie because their ok inside. They’re fine. You don’t need to kill them and take all of their money. It’s fine. Everything isn’t fine. Just find somebody’s rich daughter and spray down her insides. That’ll make her ok inside. If I’m the one who’s doing it, it’ll be better than ok. Because I’m better than everyone. Ridiculous. You’re a ridiculous man.”
by Hym Iam December 04, 2022
Get the Okmug. Hym "You are more concerned with me engaging in comparison... That you are with the constant discomfort... In my fucking skull... My brain... Does not feel good... I swear you are the absolute fucking worst. My... Brain hurts... I don't need to stop comparing things. I'm not fucking 'gaslighting myself with my ego.' This is a deranged attempt on your part to obfuscate reality. And letting you continue to do this is completely undermining your profession. This explains LITERALLY all of the mental health problems. All of them."
by Hym Iam November 03, 2024
Get the Comparisonmug. No I'm pretty sure I'm been manually ostracized in the hopes that if you do it long enough you be subordinate me to you're performative collectivism. I have not inherent responsibility to appease a collective that isn't even willing to acknowledge my existence. Give me my freedom or I'm going to make you take it.
Hym "Yeah, see, what it sound like you want is everyone gets their own heaven (or dimension) and some point and if WE are God, I am also God and I'm telling you no. We're not doing that. You can do a better job now. I'm not going to let you FLEE FROM REALITY in the afterlife. You are doing what you're doing NOW. So, you don't get your perfect afterlife. I'm not going to let it happen. I might even make reality worse just to spite you. So yeah... No. This isn't what's going to happen because I'm ALSO God (in the context of you thing) and I'm not going to let you escape the reality your are subjecting me to as a matter of your arbitrary whim. So YOU decide. Which version of reality are we in? Because it's not the one where I allow you to do the thing you're talking about. I don't appreciate being ostracized. And I don't want to be God. I'm going to stop anything that does anything even remotely analogous to God. I don't care how good it is for everyone. If your collectivism doesn't extend DIRECTLY to me IMMEDIATELY then it doesn't exist. No."
by Hym Iam August 01, 2023
Get the Ostracizedmug. Hym "Maybe Eric also. A lot of people are using the essence loan. Maybe his friend. Maybe some chick's. The others are the most obvious examples. But they use it to supplant what they lack. It's good. Essence loan! Ultimate technique!"
by Hym Iam March 07, 2025
Get the Maybe Ericmug.