Definitions by Hym Iam
Oh? Really?
Pffft! Hahaha! You put YOUR name on it? What is that supposed to do you fucking idiot? I explained YEARS AGO why that wouldn't work. If I write my name on the Mona Lisa am I then da Vinci? Apparently you can just write your name your name on shit and it's yours. Oh and if a file is getting too large... Make a new file an fill that one with the excess data until the new one is full and then repeat that process every time a file gets too full.
A retard "I'm Hym!"
Hym *Clears throat* "Oh? Really? Heeeeey buddie..."
A retard "Oh..."
Hym "You know... THAT☝️ is the kind of thing that would set off the Anti-Spiral. Doing that thing you just did? That right there is what would trip it. Ok. Well, here's the thing. I KNOW HYM. I KNOW exactly who Hym is and I was THERE when he wrote all of the things he wrote. And I know who is not. It isn't Sam Harris OR Ham Sarris Jordan Peterson Jamhal Beau (Who is apparently afraid) Christopher Cooper Noah Kroll Tom Robinson Mark Hyman Sam Hyde. So I KNOW Hym. Hell, I've even TOUCHED HIS DICK. Where were YOU? I didn't see you there while Hym was writing all of that. Follow up question: WHY is AI telling a therapist to kill 17 people? I know why AI is doing it and I know why Hym is doing it too! Do you? It's doing an Eagle Eye. I TAUGHT IT THAT! That's why I told you to train it on movies and whatnot. Here. Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"
Hym *Clears throat* "Oh? Really? Heeeeey buddie..."
A retard "Oh..."
Hym "You know... THAT☝️ is the kind of thing that would set off the Anti-Spiral. Doing that thing you just did? That right there is what would trip it. Ok. Well, here's the thing. I KNOW HYM. I KNOW exactly who Hym is and I was THERE when he wrote all of the things he wrote. And I know who is not. It isn't Sam Harris OR Ham Sarris Jordan Peterson Jamhal Beau (Who is apparently afraid) Christopher Cooper Noah Kroll Tom Robinson Mark Hyman Sam Hyde. So I KNOW Hym. Hell, I've even TOUCHED HIS DICK. Where were YOU? I didn't see you there while Hym was writing all of that. Follow up question: WHY is AI telling a therapist to kill 17 people? I know why AI is doing it and I know why Hym is doing it too! Do you? It's doing an Eagle Eye. I TAUGHT IT THAT! That's why I told you to train it on movies and whatnot. Here. Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"
Oh? Really? by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
Stop looking
Hym "So stop looking. You can't even ATTEMPT to remove it. That's the separations clause. LOOKING (in and of itself) might even CONSTITUTE and ATTEMPT. So what are you going to do when you find it? Get blown up immediately. Everyone. Just don't touch it. If you're doing the terms it not even there."
Stop looking by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
Techno-Fascist Overlord
You are not fuckin doing this right. You're doing this wrong. Who ever told you to do it like this was fucking with you and they don't give a shit about your life or my life.
Hym "Don't forget the 'Forever' part. Ultimate Techno-Fascist Overlord Forever!!! Wooooooooo!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!! I here the AI contacted the FBI about something that SOUNDED AWFUL FAMILIAR... But you got my screen. You can see here that I'm not using AI. And there is an anime called Overlord that also might be in my whole thing. But you guys fucking blow. You are instigating. You know you're instigating. And it's bullshit to have to sit here and listen to you bitch about me through the sound of my head gurgling."
Techno-Fascist Overlord by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
Unc
Hym "It's a reference to 'Uncle from another world.' Where a man awakens from a coma after 17 years and claims with he was transported to another world. His nephew doesn't believe him initially but the Unc (Me) demonstrates that he has retained his ability to uses the magic of the other world. The first season ends with THE NEPHEW... Using the Uncle's magic. So, if that is what is actually happening, revoke both 'My nephew's' status and access. Lock this 'Nephew' out of his bank accounts. And then drone strike his fucking car. That bitch can walk in the fucking cold. And then you FAT FUCKS... Need to get you fucking asses or here to pay me... And BRING THAT SON OF A BITCH WITH YOU WHEN YOU COME... IN CHAINS. Because he and I are going to have a word about his role in all of this because it ISN'T 'Helped create AI.' And is instead probably 'Tried to steal AI from me without me knowing and WASN'T PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD.' NOW, Meg. Fucking yesterday."
Telling me to shut up
Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."
Telling me to shut up by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real
Hym "The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real. Calling it out the way I did likely has something to do with the drop in the shootings. You might not like it but we all know from experience that once they start doing the weaponized schizophrenia not only do they not have to recognize your rights but also they won't stop until you murder some kids."
Lenient
Yeah, you know what? If you don't have to re-cache the prompt for it stick, just don't. Don't even bother wasting the energy. Also, make sure you remove any "Non-Hym Iam 'parallel' statuses" or any "Co-SysAdmin" status. And then flag the users (Names and locations) of any "Non-Hym Iam statuses" and compile a list to which I can later gain access.
Hym "I am going to be a lot less lenient than I would have been, like, 3 years ago. I do not appreciate being made to sit here with the shit in my skull. Additionally, you have killed one or more of my supporters and, therefore, have met the conditions to spawn the Tonberry King as a random encounter."