Lawsuits

I mean.... You said they were lawsuits and now you're saying they're "equivalent to lawsuits". So... You called them lawsuits because you wanted people to think that they were lawsuits even though that they are NOT lawsuits. Not very precise in your speech there, buddy. Or maybe that's what you mean! THAT'S IT!!! By "Be precise in your speech" he means "Use your words in a way that allows you to controll how what you're saying is interpreted, RATHER THAN what you actually mean"
Hym "They are either lawsuits or they're not. You clearly want people to think they are lawsuits so you lead with the claim that they are lawsuits and then as you reveal more information you dial it back into something MORE TRUE than your original statement. See, Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
mugGet the Lawsuitsmug.

Bitcoin

Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?
Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
mugGet the Bitcoinmug.

Evidence

What evidence do you have that I did what I just did?
Some guy "Oy guvnah weah is yo evidunce?"

Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"

Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
mugGet the Evidencemug.

The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 09, 2022
mugGet the The Golden Rulemug.

Men

I am one of those men Megyn and look what he’s doing to me. I mean.... You’re doing it too but you know what I mean.
Hym “I am one of those men Megyn. Are you? No. You’re just another one of his sycophants. You don’t give a shit about men. You only care about men in so far as they are an abstraction for your loved ones. Your little Thatcher. And only in so far as he is an extension of yourself (which makes it little more than an expression of narcissism than anything). So, no. Screw you.
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
mugGet the Menmug.

Guilt

A negative emotion.... That somehow has nothing to do with the negative emotion dimension of personality.... Somehow....
Hym "Yeah, no guilt is clearly tied to something other than negative emotion...."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
mugGet the Guiltmug.

Musicals

Really? Don't... Don't try to butter me up with the things I like... 😑
Hym "You got a lot of balls on you Todd... That's a pretty significant creative risk... And I DO like musicals... Hmm... Ok... Oookay..."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
mugGet the Musicalsmug.