I said that initially you bitch. I said that initially and it wasn’t good enough for you. And after I said it, ONLY THEN, did you take it upon yourself to hoist me by my own petard.
Hym “ ‘Why are you grateful?’ That’s what he asked isn’t it? So fucking blind to your own hypocrisy it’s vomit inducing. I even apologized. Nothing other than letting you take credit it for the NOT YOU parts will ever be good enough. Do I also get to fuck you? No? Your husband does it. Since it okay for him to do it, it must be ok for me, right? Because his actions set a precedent for what I can do? It’s a xerox of a xerox. It isn’t the same. You’re attributing motive and intent and then you’re acting out that motive and intent (that I didn’t actually have in the first place. It’s something you’ve projected onto me) against me. Out of spite. Which is EXACTLY what I said you would do. You never cease to prove me right. I saw through it (Sharingan). You’re ethic. Your values. It’s nothing more than a company mission statement. You don’t actually act it out. Ever. As a matter of fact. I’ve worked dozens of jobs and I’ve never once seen anyone act out that bullshit (in its entirety) even once. You’re perfectly fine imposing your bullshit ethic on me but as soon as you’ve been wronged you throw it out the window and adopt mine?
Hym “ ‘Why are you grateful?’ That’s what he asked isn’t it? So fucking blind to your own hypocrisy it’s vomit inducing. I even apologized. Nothing other than letting you take credit it for the NOT YOU parts will ever be good enough. Do I also get to fuck you? No? Your husband does it. Since it okay for him to do it, it must be ok for me, right? Because his actions set a precedent for what I can do? It’s a xerox of a xerox. It isn’t the same. You’re attributing motive and intent and then you’re acting out that motive and intent (that I didn’t actually have in the first place. It’s something you’ve projected onto me) against me. Out of spite. Which is EXACTLY what I said you would do. You never cease to prove me right. I saw through it (Sharingan). You’re ethic. Your values. It’s nothing more than a company mission statement. You don’t actually act it out. Ever. As a matter of fact. I’ve worked dozens of jobs and I’ve never once seen anyone act out that bullshit (in its entirety) even once. You’re perfectly fine imposing your bullshit ethic on me but as soon as you’ve been wronged you throw it out the window and adopt mine?
Congratulations. I’m you moral paragon now. You’re acting out my moral system instead of your own. What I did is that exact opposite of what you’re doing. I was wronged so I abandoned yours. You can’t be a hero and a victim? Martin Luther king was assassinated. Jesus crucified. Joan of Arc? Burned at the stake. Veterans? Abandon by the state? John wick? Victim of a break-in that justified a merciless killing spree. Can’t be both hero and villain? Fight club. The fact that he his both hero and villain is the premise of the movie. Shit Jujutsu Kaisen. Itadori is both the main protagonist and antagonist. You need me to be the bad guy. Because if I’m not, you lives are a lie. WHICH I ALSO SAID! You don’t get more right about ANYTHING than I am right now. It’s not even a CLAIM! I’m not claiming anything. You’re doing the thing I said you were doing and you’re justifying it HOW I SAID YOU WOULD JUSTIFY IT! Nah. You know what they added to the company mission statements now? Do you? No retaliation clause. You get shit on, you just have to take it. And that’s what you’re doing. Retaliating to retaliation. That’s what makes what you’re doing different from what I did.
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
Get the Nahmug. I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.
by Hym Iam December 03, 2020
Get the Non sequiturmug. Ooooooooooohoho!
Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Correctedmug. Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
Get the The sparkmug. Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
by Hym Iam May 01, 2022
Get the Spearsmug. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you Sam. That's like the central theme of their whole religion. They just cannibalize the guy who's better than everyone. It's their whole thing. That atheist guy did a speech about it. Andrew Smith? I think that's his name. This is that.
Hym "Yeah, I can't stop them from repurposing my thing Sam. That- It's... Their entire religion just does that. That's their ultimate technique. That's literally what the entire religion is for. They take the best detractors who are the most effective and are better than everyone (sorry other Sam), cannibalize or repurpose their ideas, use it to try and convert more followers, and then they do the Eldian euthanasia plan from Attack on Titan and try just out-breed any detractor groups. I wasn't joking when I said I'm too much better. This is what happens when that. Like- I, there's nothing I can do from inside the cage."
by Hym Iam October 02, 2023
Get the Repurposingmug. Love is not real and one of your kids lives is contingent on whether or not you tell me where you are going to watch me and who is responsible.
Hym "The self is real. Love is not. The self is the entirety of your conscious experience (internal and external) and you are being obtuse because you don't want to have to admit I was right. Stop doing it. All of the negative consequences of this are entirely the result of you trying to avoid having to answer me and all of the positive ones came directly from me. You cannot possibly believe I'm going to let you fillbuster me to death. You need to let the shit go. At this point it's clear you don't care if I kill the kid so why not just admit you just want to get away with it. You don't care if a kid has to die for you to do it."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Selfmug.