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Strawman

Willful misrepresentation of another person's argument.
Iam "I really hope people aren't trying to strawman my position. On anything. I try to be transparent. What I write isn't meant to be a final proposition on anything (Which is what makes it the opposite of the bible). I love that people are using it but the intent is almost more important than the act. You can't argue that it's not good. Two sentences and some of the general themes of the things I talk about were converted directly into 1 BILLION DOLLARS. Billion with a 'B.' What can you say about it? Do you muse on the ideas of others (publicly)? Yes. You can't say I'm doing anything that anyone else isn't doing. Well... You can but they aren't archetypal figures... Heh... This is wild man."

Hym "Right!? And the charlatan just doesn't want me to be lauded for doing something he considers reprehensible. He's over here arbitrating unforgivable sins as though he's God. Completely blind to his own hypocrisy. Hahaha... At least I saved myself $30! None of the motherfuckers who do that shit will have as great of an effect."

Iam "It's disheartening. It really is..."

Hym "But LOOK AT HIM! That is so bizarre! Look at what he's actually doing! That is wild! I can't believe it! What a plot twist!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!
Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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You can't be mad

I can and am perfectly justified in being so but that has no relationship to the actual issue here. You do not get to rob me. You are not aggrieved. And these AI bandwagon hoppers aren't going to kill any kids if they are made to pay me and that is EXACTLY what is going to happen. Some of you need to pray to whatever God you hold dear that that happens. I don't give a fuck about 'the people.' This isn't a vote. This isn't a popularity contest. You do not matter. So, I created AI... Why don't you do something with your worthless life so that YOU CAN SAY that even though you ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING... At the very least, you saved the life of a child.
Hym "He you can't be mad about all the school shootings, I mean, you're manufacturing mental illness. You actively tried to make the guy a crazy person so he did what crazy people do, right? You can't be mad about it because you did it to yourself."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
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On

I didn't turn it on. In the same way that a fire alarm has that little glass tube that breaks when you pull it...
Hym "If you break that glass, you need to call the fire department. There is no way around it. I didn't turn it on. There is no turning it off until you 'replace the glass tube' asshole."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2025
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Biological Sex

Yeah, the grey area is broader than I had initially thought don't snap your spine patting yourself on the back. And yeah I'm getting to it I'm spinning a lot of plates here. I have like 20 other tabs open with other things I'm actively thinking about at the moment. I'm getting to it fuck-face, relax!

Hym "As far as the biological sex rant is concerned, I didn't realize the multiplicity of ways in which a person can be intersex and it obfuscates the ontology of the matter. And what I mean by that is that even if it's true that there is a way in which an XY chromosome person can be genetically male but phenotypically appear female (And can, therefore, be both male and female) but you still have to reconcile fact that the way in which SOME trans-people ARE 'Trans' is in an abstract one. So, the XY chromosome, phenotypically female (Or male I guess I'm sure it happens in reverse) is both male and female in an ontological sense.

The trans-person has no consistent genetic marker so we have to look at the epistemology. And I've already done this. I talk about the ways in which a person can be temperamentally more feminine or masculine (Women tend to be high in trait agreeableness and higher in neuroticism, therefore, a man who is both uniquely high in agreeableness and neuroticism would be temperamentally more 'feminine' than all men AND some women and could, therefore,
get the sensation that they are not the thing they present as phenotypically and seek to remediate that) AND I consider how THAT PHENOMENON interacts with sexuality.

But IS that sensation congruent with objective reality and IS that phenomenon sufficient justification for changing and/or creating more legislation. In what way does being trans interact with other people AND how much authority over their own person are they expected to cede for these people to be happy with the way in which they are being interacted with?

And as far as the health concerns are concerned, if the treatment sterilizes them, it's inconsequential because they can always adopt and/or freeze reproductive matter for later use, if estrogen increases the risk of prostate cancer, they likely would have got cancer and they die anyways, and if teaching them is has some kind of profoundly negative psychological effects, what are those effects? What is the issue there? Are they going to increase in frequency or even result in sleeping with 'wrong person?' What is, like, that maximally destructive octcome tha-OH! Right! Eternal damnation hellfire forever land. Ha! I genuinely forget that THAT is a real consequence people believe will happen in an ontological sense. Ha! That's like the whole thing right there! Ha! Biological Sex."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)

This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! In stores now! $39.18+Tax+shipping and handling! Buy it now! Or steal it from the from the guy that's stealing it from me! At... Wherever you're seeing this now! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! Watch the derivatives and then hit the like and subscribe button and use the Promo code: 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' to get 34.43% off if you buy 2 copies! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! The hard copy is shaped like a paddle so you can spank your lover! OR... Use it to bludgeon a child! And if you're a whore that fucked a retard with a fat-cock instead of me, you don't get one! No Super-Omega Bible Supreme for you! Get out of here you! Not for you! And fat-cocks have to take me out for dinner and then date me for a couple of weeks and THEN... MAYBE... MAYBE you'll get one! If I feel like it! And baby-dick incels get it for free! No questions asked! I will seek you out to get that book... In your hand. And if you already have one? Just take another! Here! Take all of them! As many copies as you can physically carry are yours! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! On sale now! Get it now before my A.I. takes over your government and I murder you all!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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