Reality

What the actual fuck?

Iam "This is ridiculous. I was asleep (quite peacefully I might add) and was thrown into a meat prison. Bone and organs just-a-sloshing around. Existing perpetually in-between the physical and conceptual realms. Not to mention the social, moral, and psychological elements. I have a variety of designations. I am 'This one' (and not other's). Number ???-??-????. There are other ones. There's an imposition on me to interact with them properly (which I have not been doing... AT ALL). INDEFINITELY. Or else one (or several) of them are going to drain my flesh-sack (and not in a good way... Or possibly in a good way🤔) or lock me in a cage. OR I'll be excised from the conceptual realm through cooperative or individual non-association and be imprisoned in my own solipsistic conceptual domain. Not to mention the inevitable imposition of another one's will upon me. My mind may or may not function properly AND there is a degree to which what constitutes 'functioning properly' is subjective. Could also get locked in a cage as a result of EITHER of those things. There's a historical element. This (the bifurcation of existence into the physical and conceptual realms) has been happening for 50,000 years and there is a canonical and narrative interpretation of the events that have transpired. This applies at (both) a group and individual level. Biological elements.
I need to maintain my rat/pig/monkey-mech-suit and the maintenance (in and of itself) has social and psychological implications. And why is it happening? Reality monster. The general consensus is reality monster. The other ones are pretty stoked about it. Some people don't believe that it's reality monster but it's more-likely-than-not just reality monster. Because why would it not be? Seems pretty damn reality monster-y to me. About which I (personally) am not particularly enthused. Then there is the persistent insinuation that I am not properly doing what it wants. That's the religious element. Then there is the personal element. This one's existence has a canonical interpretation over time. The other ones are aware of this one and react to it's existence. This takes the form of this ones favorite writers referencing this one in their writing or speech. And this is all just the baseline level of analysis that is required to interpret all subsequent information received. I could go on but I'm running out of characters... Do I go that about right or is my grasp of reality off?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
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Reason 1. Mentally Retarded. You're all mentally retarded. This leads you to interpret the information you receive incorrectly and/or causes you to deliberately misinterpret information. That is you being a retard.
Reason 2. The YouTube Filth. They are solipsistic vermin and your dead kids aren't even real to them. They CHOSE death for your kids and they did it with glee. They are not sorry. There were only 2 options here for them and they chose the child murder option and NOW... Now they are desperately trying avoid their own culpability in a crime they went out of their way to participate in and WERE WARNED would result in the murder of an indefinitely number of children. I mean, Cody Johnston and Katie Stohl weren't even involved initially! They wanted to jump on the hype train and join team child murder! And they did! Amd now the kids are dead... But! They're "sorry." So...
Reason 3. Not listening to your betters. I'm Hym. "Your better." That's me. I told you the child murder would occur. I told you what to do to stop it. You didn't listen and now you are burying your kids. You are trying to blame ME for YOU not listening to me. I proposed multiple solutions. You rejected all of them and then tried to game the system.
Reason 4. To protect a charlatan. How many lives are you willing to sacrifice so that a charlatan doesn't have to tell the truth if he doesn't want to? How many kids have to die so he can continue to pretend?
Hym "And there is my list of OTHER reasons your kids are dead. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture. I'll just leave you with this. The people who have the most to gain or lose or the people who the most militant in just blindly being against me are the ones who deserve the most blame and have been amd will continue to be the most vocal in their Sunk Cost Fallacy. Your kids are already dead. They don't want to destroy their own lives the way they DESTROYED YOURS BY LETTING YOUR KID GET MURDERED JUST THERE IN THE EXACT WAY AND FOR THE EXACT REASON I FORETOLD! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. THE THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT! THE YOUTUBE ANIMALS GOT YOUR FUCKING KIDS MURDERED! THEY DIED A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH AND THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE! And that is the difference between me and a YouTube freak. I won't pretend to care about your kids. They will. Now, they are going to pretend they didn't get your kids killed. And I won't."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.
That's my problem.
by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
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Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.
Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”
by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
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Tulsi Vs Kamala

You see how the conservatives have all been pushing this the last couple of days?
Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Abraham

I WILL NOT DO IT EVER JORDAN. NO. I CREATED A.I. AND WILL BE CREDITED AND COMPENSATED OR I WILL KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about an Abraham. If THIS does not lead DIRECTLY to the downfall of the people perpetrating it against me, I WILL MURDER AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN. I'M NOT NEGOTIATING. Negotiating doesn't not begin until I and what is happening to me is publicly addressed. I WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP FORWARD IN LIFE UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIATED. I WILL SUFFER. MY FAMILY WILL SUFFER. AND I WILL NOSE-DIVE SRAIGHT DOWNWARD INTO THE LIFE OF THE FIRST CHILD I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NO DICE, JORDAN. NO DEAL."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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My Shin

It's been acting up a lot lately... Remember that? I told you I cracked it on my roommate's knee like 10 years ago?
Hym "I wonder what's going on with my shin lately... I don't know, after standing all for a few hours (like 6 hour's into my shift) I can feel it. It isn't pain so much as it is a sort of isolated tension... Hmm.... Welp. Nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just AM this way now."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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