Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”
by Hym Iam October 17, 2022
They're fun to write. You don't have to go out and shoot a bunch of people after you finish though...
Hym "Do you have to have to go out and shoot a bunch of people for it to be considered a manifesto?"
Iam "No. Marx wrote a manifesto and he did kill a bunch of people."
Hym "Oh yeah! He let the manifesto do it for him! Hilarious!"
Iam *sigh* "........"
Hym "What?.... You're fine. We're fine. Hahahahaha!"
Iam "No. Marx wrote a manifesto and he did kill a bunch of people."
Hym "Oh yeah! He let the manifesto do it for him! Hilarious!"
Iam *sigh* "........"
Hym "What?.... You're fine. We're fine. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Hey, if conservatives got their hands on that school shooter's manifesto, how do we know they didn't tamper with it? And why the school shooter that killed Catholic kids the day after Matt Walsh said he was waging a "holy war" on the trans amd not the other school shooters?
Hym "The manifesto leak didn't say anything about their motivation. They just expressed the vague desire to kill but that isn't motive. So, what did they leave out and why THAT shooter and not the other shooters?
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
Michelle Jaimes came to me and told me that Wesley claimed that Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll were fucking. Was Michelle Jaimes fired for not reporting retard sex? NO! I was fired for that! Explicitly! They sent an email and everything!
Hym "Is that what it's called when you act on pedophilia? 'Pederast.' Ok. I'll use it in a sentence 'Noah Kroll (the Pederast) was ruled legally incompetent because he is a retard after an act of Pederasty. The staff at the group home fucked the pederast retard anyway because his cock was fat and no other reason in spite of the fact that he is incapable of consent. If he is not legally incompetent, he should not have been acquitted. If he is legally incompetent, he cannot consent. The pederast retard was given access to my email in spite of the fact they everyone around me claimed that he didn't have a phone. If he didn't have a phone, someone else (a staff member) would have had to show him my email. I was harassed daily and subsequently fired for not reporting retard sex. I can safely say that if the genders were swapped no one would suggest that their isn't a problem with the staff of a group home fucking the retard pederast. What is happening know is a case of protecting women whether they are right or wrong and subordinating men who express views that are antithetical to your own and if a form of OVERT MISANDRY."
by Hym Iam December 09, 2024
Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2024