Hym Iam's definitions

No... I don't

I really don't.

Hym "No... I don't. Really. Whatever you get out of me losing doesn't matter. Not your religion. Not your kids. You pay for the AI and you give me the credit or I'm gonna grab 'em and stab 'em. I do not need to validate your worldview. You need to stop trying to win. I was right. You were wrong. I'm not letting you steal the best possible future from me. What is the 'because' there? You need to stop using your piece of shit kids as an excuse to take shut you don't deserve from other people. You give me my money you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025

Bitch

And you're a deformed hack who's objectively less funny than me and you cast away your entire friend group because youre afraid of your pedophile God.

Hym "I may be a bitch but I'm not that 👆"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Bloodless

I mean, apparently it won't be.

Hym "Apparently it WON'T be bloodless! It'll just be ear blood everywhere apparently. Heheheh."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

If I say *Rawr* does that make me a tiger?

But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.

Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Grown Infant Boys

I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...

Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

False Narrative

Nebulous rhetoric that is functionally equivalent to ✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ i.e. Hate Speech for conservatives. They are just making up equally vapid terms now. Like... It's fucking embarrassing. Our politicians and pundits are embarrassing fucking time-wasters. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Hym "False narrative is a pretty nebulous term and is subject to the same problem created by the term 'Hate Speech.' Like, it isn't a 'False narrative' to say that your religion is an incest cult. That is an ontological claim that is concordant with objective reality. So, there is what IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And then there is THE NARRATIVE YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED AROUND WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And that narrative can be more or less concordant with objective reality but... The light is either on or it's off. You can make a narrative about lights being on or how lights are turned on but it doesn't affect the on/off paradigm. And this is why it's important to reject the narrativization of everything. It isn't ✌️✊️✌️a narrative✌️✊️✌️ it's what actually occurred or is occurring. Jordan Peterson has sold them on the idea (ha! I accidentally wrote idiot instead of idea because... You know, idiot) that everything is a narrative. Everything is NOT a narrative. The light is on. The light is off. These are not narratives."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2024

Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?

In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021