I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.
Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
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Allen

You'd think it would be Allen.
I think Elliot should be Allen because Elliot isn't the male form of the name Ellen. Then again, if he is really a man then why does she have to change his name? There are men named Leslie. If she is a man because he says she is then he doesn't have to change her name because whatever his name is would be the name of a man. Not that I'm against changing your name. It's just ridiculous to me that because you are no longer the one that you used to be that somehow your name needs to change. Also, if you are a man or woman regardless of your genitalia then you wouldn't need surgery or hormones because you would be what you say you are regardless of either. Ridiculous. It's so incoherent.
by Hym Iam December 04, 2020
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Trans-debate

Hym "Honey, on either side of the trans-debate you have the expectation (at some point) that parents are going to have to cede their parental authority to the state. If you conflate NOT giving a child gender-affirming care with ABUSE, you run the risk of conservative parents having their kids (potentially) taken away from them under the auspices of 'protecting kids from abuse.' And if you conflate gender-affirming care with abuse you run the risk of WOKE PARENTS having THEIR kids taken away from them under the auspices of 'protecting kids from abuse!' Nobody has to lose their kids. All we need to do is a little 'compartmentalization.' But the trans-debate isn't JUST about the kids. It also relates to your unwillingness to associate with people who don't affirm your values (and both of you do this) and your expectation for people to adhere to your religious morality (which is paralleled by the lefts expectation for everyone to adhere to their gender theory). As far as the penal system is concerned, you can't say that the Nikita Dragun going to a mens prison for some disorderly conduct and Demi Minor going to a female prison for stabbing someone 27 times isn't a miscarriage of justice. Sports? Probably should have SEX based sports teams rather than GENDER. See that? All you have to do is cede the term 'gender' to the ideologues. It isn't a huge deal. Health risks? Doctors need to be held accountable for failing to adequately inform people of the risks."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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You're assholes

No... No. It's not the devaluation of human life...
Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
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Hot Pocket

Hym "Wha... 'Eat hot pockets because it will make your mother proud of you.' What in the fuck!?"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
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Echo Chamber

Are you talking about my thing? That's not what it's called Sam. It's "Psychic prison made of retards." You have to say the whole thing. Like "A tribe called quest" or "A pimp named slickback"
Hym "It isn't called an 'Echo Chamber' Sam. It isn't 'because of social media' of social media. There's a good chance it RUN PARALLEL to social media. Kind of like your conversation with Jordan! That was creepy! That's some creepy shit! Hey, describe Echo Chamber for me."

Ham Sarris "People are living in Echo Chambers because of social media... Where people are tracked and the dialogue they would usually engage in is ENTIRELY replaced with quote from THEMSELVES and small talk. It MIGHT relate to politics. And it MIGHT relate to their religion. But it is happening."

Pordan Jeterson "Yes that's interesting. I want to know what you think about this: See, When God said 'Murder all of the first born sons for slaving your people'... He DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT! What he REALLY MEANT was this imaginary thing I made up that isn't actually in the book. So, what do you think of that?"

Ham Sarris "That's not a response to the thing I said..."

Pordan Jeterson "Ok, so, I've been thinking about this for quite some time. You see, the psychoanalytical data on this is quite clear, you see, you don't REALLY want the things you want... You want to do the things that I say, unconditionally without arguing. Right? And the DATA shows that that's TRUE! And you KNOW that it's true!"

Ham Sarris "I don't and can't know that it's true because that isn't reality..."
by Hym Iam January 02, 2024
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Sangwich

The correct way to pronounce the word "Sandwich"
Iam "Hey."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Quit sneaking up on me! Where the hell have you been!?"

Iam "I dunno. Wanna go get a sangwich?"

Hym "A sang... ARE YOU NOT SEEING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US!?"

Iam "Yeah... It's bumming me out... But I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat."

Hym "THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Look at them!"

Iam "Yeah, I know..."

Hym "URRGH!! 😤 Yeah, let's go..."

Iam ☺️
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
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