Definitions by Hym Iam
Prefer
Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"
Starlight
Retarded. I mean how the character's work. Not because she's a woman but that fact that she's woman makes it ironic that she was made arbitrarily less strong than she could have been.
Hym "And since you want to talk shit about 'gaping holes of insecurity' If Starlight's power can be increased by increasing the intensity of the light that hits her... How is she not ALWAYS that strong DURING THE DAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT! If she GETS STRONGER when LIGHT HITS HER... HOW IS THAT THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO IT? How is she not Escanor every other time the clock strikes 12? If she goes to the desert does she become The One? Are the lights in a studio brighter than THE SUN? WHY ISN'T SHE ALWAYS THAT STRONG EDGAR!? YOU PURPORT TO INFORM ME AS TO WHERE MY REASON IS DEFUNCT YET HERE I SIT, THE PLURALITY OF MY EXISTENCE UNFOLDING BEFORE ME, AND THERE YOU ARE WITH A CHARACTER POWERED BY LIGHT BUT IS ONLY USEFUL OR STRONG WHEN THE PLOT DEMANDS IT! EVEN IF IT'S INCONSISTENT WITH THE NATURE OF HER POWER! I thought you're brains were better than mine? I thought you knew all of the fancy business terminology? What happened? Not as good as you thought. You thought I was the shit head and now look at that ☝️ THAT makes you look like and idiot. Don't do that."
Memory
Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!
Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"
Creep
What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait
Aw shit
Hym "Aw... Well, aw shit... I forgot to say the thing. Alright, I was supposed to say 'I'm I going to think every breath you take without fucking me is going to call into question my genetic integrity?' But I forgot. Goddamnit! It's like the hook of the whole thing! It's like that part from The Joker where he's like 'What do you get when you cross..." it's the hook! I forgot the hook. Damn!"
Porn
Hym "Will it make me think they are walking dogshit and society needs to shift the onus on to me to shield them from the divisiveness their existence inherently creates and their conceptual inferiority (And it IS inferiority you piece of shit. Work harder and maybe one day you'll be good enough to beat the tranny) is deferred to the men they don't fuck both socially and culturally? Will I think the only reason I feel ANYTHING towards them is the result of a biological compulsion? A compulsion that isn't even for MY OWN SURVIVAL but THIERS. So THEY aren't as disposable as I am. So they aren't food. Is it going to make me thing that I'm not good enough to use them for sex indiscriminately so I'll have to settle for being the type of man that one of the used up, jizz covered, discarded, and interchangeable gears that one of the men who CAN use them indiscriminately for sex swapped out for a clean one can sign a contract entitling her to half of the money my owner gives me so that when she interacts with another fat cock I can lose everything? Oh but the good ones don't do that! The good ones wait for you to get done fucking all of the other women and then do what you want indefinitely. Er, wait, no that's only the fat cocks. Is that the porn? Is the porn making me think this?"