Iam "Ok. On another note, I just had a realization about intersexual friendship. Let me know what you think. Ok. So, what I have observed is that there are two ways in which intersexual (platonic) friendship plays out. I haven't come up with terms for them yet so we'll just call them 'Type A' and 'Type B'..."
Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."
Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"
Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."
Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."
Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"
Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."
Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Get the Intersexual Friendshipmug. Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!"
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Beacon of Hopemug. What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.
Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the I wouldn't daremug. Iam "I'm really upset right now. I had a bad night. This isn't fun for me anymore. I want my shit. What gives you the right to withhold anything from me? You woke up here just like I did. I need to be able to tell people to do things because they will die if I can't. I need the save them. I won't let you do this forever. Give me credit for the things I have done."
by Hym Iam May 07, 2022
Get the Creditmug. Hym "Nah, I actually ended up liking Matthew. I wanted to hate him though. I felt the same way about the Robert Greene guy (I think his name was). The 27 rules of power guy. I don't know what it was about him but I wanted to hate him. I really did. But he actually ended up winning me over. Meh 🤷 ♂️ what can you do?"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 09, 2023
Get the The God you worshipmug. The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the Legal Exemption clausemug.