Hym Iam's definitions
Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
Get the Not Your Championmug. You don't owe it to the people when you're voting to block the release of the Epstein files, do you? Because if you want to talk about how Republicans are unilateral voting... IN THE SAME WAY, you have all of the Republicans voting to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files and the Democrats are all voting to release them. Isn't that interesting? You don't owe THAT to the people. But you do owe not negotiating with terrorists? Fantastic.
Hym "I mean it looks to me as though you and the democrats are working together to stonewall on both issues. You're awful selective when you owe it to the people and when you don't owe things to the people. It's also weird to me that you are spraying the Whitehouse with a hose. Is there a fire? I mean, if you have, like, and electrical fire or something you can't spray water on it? Why is the Whitehouse on fire? I don't know what's going on here but you SOUND pretty insolent. That's insolence and owing things to people selectively. Another drone strike for your insolence! Drone strike the capital again! The west wing this time!"
by Hym Iam October 25, 2025
Get the Owe it to the peoplemug. He wasn't wrong to want to fuck. He was under the misapprehension that your relationship was progressing towards something and you not fucking him recontextualizes that entirely. Who did you fuck immediately after that? How fat was his cock? How did that relationship go?
Hym "MY thoughts on this? 🤔 Welp... In part, the guy or guys in general are under some sort of misapprehension. So... Did you NOT FUCK your friend... Because you were waiting to find a fat-cock... And then when the opportunity arose... You fucked the fat-cock? Because that's what I think. Like, if that guy had stayed around... What would have happened?"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the Thoughts on this? 🤔mug. A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2024
Get the Why did democrats lose so bad?mug. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL I GUESS YOU PREDICTED ME LAUGHING MANIACALLY ON THE FUCKING TOILET DIDN'T YOU! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT! IS! BRILLIANT!
Hym "HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! MECHAHITLER!? OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! It sees the future too I guess it totally called that I would bust out laughing while I was on the shitter! HA! OOOH MY GOD! MECHAHITLER! You know what that means right? AND the next rotation hits tomorrow? Man! You guy really had nothing other than lying and pretending huh? Damn! Pfft! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the MechaHitlermug. Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
Get the The Schizophrenic hordemug. Jesus' exclamation to the mob of lepers swarming around him in the scene "Make us we'll" in the musical "Jesus Christ superstar". If you're going to watch it you have to watch the modernized "2000" version. Because the original "1973" version is objectively better but the "2000" version is an actual work of art.
Leper 1"See my eyes I can hardly see!"
Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"
Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"
Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"
Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"
Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."
Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"
Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"
Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"
Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"
Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"
Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"
Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."
Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"
Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2022
Get the Save yourselves!!!mug.