Definitions by Hym Iam
Watching
I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).
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Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"
Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"
Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"
Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"
Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"
Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."
Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"
Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."
Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."
Hym "Alright..."
Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"
Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"
Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"
Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"
Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."
Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"
Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."
Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."
Hym "Alright..."
Book Advertisement by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
Sneaky Fuckers
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...
Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."
Sneaky Fuckers by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
Anonymous
And, again...
A bunch of incels
Hym "Ahahahahahahaha! The look on the chicks face when he says 'A bunch of incels' is fucking PRICELESS."
A bunch of incels by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
Hollow Consolation
Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?
Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."
Hollow Consolation by Hym Iam July 27, 2023