Hym Iam's definitions

Air

Wrong! Words are not just air. I mean, they are just air when YOU say shit but that's just part of what makes progressives full of shit. Like, words and configurations of words have profound significance but YOU are just regurgitating mouth noises that reflect your desires. It's literally the Jordan Peterson toddler assertion (which is really just a ME assertion that he stole) combined with the Gayve Jewbin just saying words thing (which is also probably one of my things) They have more or less significance based on the configuration. Like, this. This is profound. To the people with the relevant data sets, they will derive profound utility out of this.

Hym "For example, when you say 'Andrew Tate is a grifter.' It LITERALLY doesn't mean anything. It's literally just air. The fact that he is pretending to be Hym from Urban Dictionary... IS WHAT GIVES THAT SENTENCE MEANING. The lie of omission... Literally renders the thing you are saying meaningless. And the evidence for him being a grifter... Is literally schrodinger's cat. He's a human trafficker... OR he's not. And that isn't what makes him a grifter. Like, the women either workers for him voluntarily at his cam girl thing or they were trafficked. You could say it's his hustler university but that's just another schrodinger's cat. People are either making or losing money. Like, whether or not the words you are saying have meaning is entirely contingent on whether or not the cat is dead. The ONLY true thing you can say that evidences the fact that he is a grifter... Is that he is pretending to be me. He is the prime exemplar of what makes you full of shit. The lie of omission renders everything you say about him, me, or anyone you are talking about meaningless and when you cry like a bitch about what I am saying about you it is evidence that we are not doing the same thing."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Villains

God, do I love seeing them win. It is so compelling! And underutilized in modern cinema and television.

Iam "That's what was so good about the Saw movies. They were gory, cerebral thrillers where jigsaw always came out on top. Except for the cancer. Jigsaws was undefeated though. And people love that shit."

Hym "Yep... Sometimes you just want to see the villains win. Unless I'm on the good guys team and then I want the bad guys to lose... To me... But if I'm on the bay guys side then, yeah, totally...."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Piers

Look at this little girl who killed herself! Is it your fault this little girl killed herself? It IS isn’t! You kill little girls!

Hym “Wooooooow Piers! Standing on children’s graves to make a point... AGAIN! That is wild! You’re almost as dishonest as Dr. Peepeestones! Hilarious!”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

180°

Don’t mind me I’m just going to take another lap.

Hym “No seriously, that is one hell of a 180°. I can’t help but revel in it a little. All those years of you having my sympathy and now? You’ve gained it for me and I’ve lost it for you. Ha! The irony is palpable... It’s a double 180°.... We both flipped around.... And still so dissatisfying.... 😕 I didn’t want this.... Hmm... I just don’t understand why it has to be this way... It could be so much simpler... And for what? What do you gain? Is it worth it? I mean, I... They don’t need to get away with it. Nothing good comes from it. And you shouldn’t be doing what you’re doing. I need the thing you’re trying to withhold from me.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Stole

It's interesting word it implies that you know that it's mine.

Hym "Stole is a fun word. You stole that? Who's is it? Mine? You can't steal your own shit. So as far as I'm concerned it's mine either way."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Sympathize

And, don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I explicitly sympathize, it’s that I didn’t do all of the performative ritualistic moralizing and that was conflated with sympathizing.

Hym “See, it’s not that I sympathize it’s that we live in a time where you can’t talk about certain thing without moralizing beforehand ‘Oh geez, oh boy that was just the worst thing that has ever happened but...’ or ‘So and so is the worst person ever in the history of forever! But...’ All statements about bad thing MUST be preceded by the moralizing... Or it’s considered license to steal.”

by Hym Iam October 12, 2022

Necessary

This is necessary... This is necessary... Life feeds on life feed on life feeds on...

Hym "Hahaha fuck you Maynard. I don't care what you want. I'm just going to keep doing it. But no. THIS! Is necessary."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024