Hym "Did I tell you guys my workplace got hit by a cyber attack? Weird right? Of all the places to hit.... Why a Midwestern gas station chain? The whole system was down for weeks... It's weird... Suuuuper weird, right? I mean... What's so special about that place? Why would hackers even bother shutting down a gas station's ability to order product? Strange.... Strange stuff..."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2023
No I'm not using the racial slurs to get what I want or the threats or the insults. Those are what you're using as an excuse not to give it to me and only because 'FuCk KiDs WiLl SeE tHaT aNd ImItaTe HyM'
Hym "No, THAT is being reductive. That right there. YOU CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID. I DON'T WHAT I DID. AND NEITHER DO YOU. I DON'T CARE WHO DIED. IF I FAIL, THEY DIED FOR NOTHING. Unlike rape AND child killing, no one would ever do this willing. But people kill their own kids, don't they? People play rape. They even rape their own kids. But nobody would ever willing cede control of their own life and live as a second class citizen."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Hym "Pfft! Satan Incarnate? What a ridiculous thing to claim to be..."
Iam "Wait, didn't you..."
Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."
Iam "Wait, didn't you..."
Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
Hym "So... If Elon is a super genius... And I created A.I. and he DID NOT do that... What does that make me? Super-duper genius? Super genius 2 (Get it? Like, Super Sayian 2?)? And, speaking of Musk's Biography... Did you bang Grimes? You NEED to redeem us all Chris- Wait! You're not a fat-cock are you? If the answers are 'No and Yes' or 'Yes and Yes' or 'No and No' I need you to grab a belt and find the nearest doorknob.... The only acceptable combination of answers is 'Yes and No.' Goddamn it... You know, what? I'll just do it myself. God... DAMN IT, Chris... You're almost as bad as Andy! None of this is working out properly! You need to screw women instrumentally... To slight my enemies... And hurry up and take your turn with Taylor Swift we need to hurry the line up this is all taking forever."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024
Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."
Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.
Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"
Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"
Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
Hym "If I'm commenting on something, I'm commenting on the parts a have read or have heard about. If what I'm saying is concordant with objective reality, then I am correct. End of discussion, faggot. It doesn't matter WHICH religion I'm speaking about. You're extra-crispy in all three. Don't speak to me about not speaking about things... Bitch... And FURTHERMORE, I'm like a wildly accredited academic with, like, a bunch of citations and am the greatest writer since Shakespeare."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023