Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "7/12 is my birthday! Hurray me! Or wait... That's not an accomplishment... It's coming though."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
Get the 7/12mug. Do you really think you deserve if you're a bunch of fat whores letting the staff of your establishment fuck one of the cripples in your farm?
by Hym Iam September 13, 2020
Get the Respectmug. Meaningless drivel. Things like “goal” or “shared vision.” And the assertion that you need these things is conjecture promulgated as fact.
Dr. Jordan Baalenciaga PeepPorp “You can only feel positive emotion in relationship to a goal”
Hym “This a prime example of Jordan Peterson (in the words of Brandon Shiff) stating conjecture as fact. See, he knows he’s doing it and he knows that it’s wrong for him to do it but he’s just going to keep doing it. Because right and wrong don’t matter to Jordan Peterson. The only thing that matters to Jordan Peterson is the preservation of his own will. Which is why he’s so obsessed with not being manipulated. YOUR will (on the other hand) is irrelevant. What you believe is irrelevant (to Dr. Jordan Peterson). And it’s demonstrably untrue. What about the weekend, Jordan? Was it my ‘goal’ to not work for a couple of days? No. But I feel positive emotion none the less. How about finding 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Positive emotion? Yes. Was it my goal to find money on the sidewalk? No.”
Dr. Qwertyuiop asdfghjkl “Anyone can find the exception!”
Dr. Jordan Baalenciaga PeepPorp “You can only feel positive emotion in relationship to a goal”
Hym “This a prime example of Jordan Peterson (in the words of Brandon Shiff) stating conjecture as fact. See, he knows he’s doing it and he knows that it’s wrong for him to do it but he’s just going to keep doing it. Because right and wrong don’t matter to Jordan Peterson. The only thing that matters to Jordan Peterson is the preservation of his own will. Which is why he’s so obsessed with not being manipulated. YOUR will (on the other hand) is irrelevant. What you believe is irrelevant (to Dr. Jordan Peterson). And it’s demonstrably untrue. What about the weekend, Jordan? Was it my ‘goal’ to not work for a couple of days? No. But I feel positive emotion none the less. How about finding 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Positive emotion? Yes. Was it my goal to find money on the sidewalk? No.”
Dr. Qwertyuiop asdfghjkl “Anyone can find the exception!”
Hym “It’s not that there’s AN exception. It’s that that are so many exceptions that it makes it impossible for what you’re saying to be true. It’s the same with your ‘shared vision’ nonsense. You use these vague, amorphous terms to disguise the sophistry. How is a ‘shared vision’ and different from a ‘predictive model?’ I’m referring (of course) to your argument about climate change. This ‘share vision’ is not only unnecessary but it doesn’t really mean anything. And what happened to ‘not doing things that you know to be wrong and stupid?’ That’s what you do. It isn’t for you. Your entire propositional ethic is what is convenient for OTHER PEOPLE to do so that YOU don’t have to deal with them. OOHHH!!! 😱 That’s what this is! It’s YOU getting out of having to do therapy! That’s YOUR goal. Therapy was miserable and depressing for you because of how tragic people’s lives are, and now you don’t have to do it. You can ‘help people’ (who don’t actually need help) by promulgating your flawed ethic (that doesn’t hold up to scrutiny) and get that sweet, sweet positive emotion without having to do things you don’t want to do. Which is the definition of ‘moving towards a goal’ by the way. Doing things you don’t want to do. THAT IS HILARIOUS! HA! That’s the point of your buzzword psychology. Rendering therapy obsolete through sophistry.”
Dr. Gargamel Potara “You can’t think so accept my propositions and die quietly regardless of the outcome!”
Dr. Gargamel Potara “You can’t think so accept my propositions and die quietly regardless of the outcome!”
by Hym Iam December 6, 2022
Get the Buzzword Psychologymug. Hym "Nope. The criteria for respect is arbitrary. Something thay makes someone else respect me might not make YOU respect me. So, without an objective metric for respect... YOU HAVE TO MEET MY ARBITRARY CRITERIA FOR RESPECT IN THE SAME WAY I HAVE TO MEET YOUR ARBITRARY CRITERIA FOR SEXUAL SELECTION YOU DUMB SLUT. Isn't that infuriating? Shouldn't they fire him for respecting other people and not YOU!? ISN'T THAT HOW THAT SHOULD WORK!? HOHOHOHO! You stupid, stupid bitch... You walked right into that on didn't you? Do you respect incels? As a matter of mental autonomy? If you do not respect me you do not FUCK, WHY SHOULD MEN YOU DO NOT FUCK RESPECT YOU?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Respectmug. We're all about taking responsibility... But only until it's time to blame weak men for the state of society. Weak men 'blame excuses' and 'Strong men' blame 'Weak men.' Lead me better fuck-face! What are you doing up there? Why aren't you leading us to the promised land?
Hym "So... Let me get this straight... It's my job or role... To get strong... So I can do the thing... That the current strong men are SUPPOSED to be doing... But are either NOT DOING or FAILING to do... Because the strong version of me will, I don't know, lead better than the current strong version of YOU? I'm supposed to 'learn a skill' and clean your shit clogged toilets instead of complaining about the state of society... While YOU complain about the state of society... For money... And weak men are to blame for the state of society? Perfect. That's deliberate. I take full credit. I'm glad I could be directly responsible for the suffering of others. Enjoy. Enjoy the suffering. I know I will. I'll be playing Mortal Kombat."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023
Get the Weak Menmug. Hym "You sounded like you needed it when you made your plea for decency... You respect your priest. You want me to be celibate and LIKE IT. You want me to validate your beliefs and your choices without having to earn it. You want daddy's unconditional love from the men you don't fuck and daddy's big fat cock from the men you do..."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Plea for decencymug. by Hym Iam October 6, 2023
Get the Nothingmug.