Hym Iam's definitions

Seriousness

Yeah, no, you know that's not what it means.

Hym "Yeah, and I think on some level you know that. So that's just more of me being right. 'There are gradations of seriousness and you will cherry-pick out the information that affirms your supposed superiority to me (moral or otherwise)' See that? I quoted myself. I subverted the paradigm. That's just me being right again. That's why it was so important for me to add as much context as possible. So I could sit here and watch you strip it way as though I hadn't provided it in the first place. RIGHT AGAIN! Didn't I say you would do that!? I'm like a seer! You don't care. It's the hitler thing and the post concussion syndrome thing and you don't really care either way. As long as you can use woman to validate your existence and nothing bad is happening to you in the present... It just isn't real. So the consequences of your willful ignorance remain ethereal. And it's funny because the claim is that your behavior is a manifestation of my behavior but it doesn't ever go the other way does it?"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

Guilty

Guilty? I mean... Maybe if you deny women agency over there own mind and decisions.

Hym "Guilty? But wait... Ah! You think it too! That, women are dumb whores who are easily tricked or manipulated into doing things they shouldn't! See!? You'd HAVE TO to think he's guilty. He tells a story about defrauding a man out of $10,000 under the guise of getting to meet this woman in person... But that isn't a woman defrauding a man of her own volition...HE BrAiNwAsHeD HER! THAT'S THE STORY! THAT'S HIS CRIME! HE BrAiNwAsHeD WOMEN INTO DOING ONLY-FANS BEFORE IT WAS A THING! THAT'S WHAT HE'S GUILTY OF... But that's not ALL women. The True Scottsman wouldn't get BrAiNwAsHeD... Just the feeble-minded wittle gurls! His relationship with those women is reflective of the relationship between men and women at a broader level (and not an interpersonal one. I don't want to hear any of your 'buh muh wife not sloot!' Yes. Your wife sloot.). You see it? How men they don't want to fuck are footing the bill for both of them to live a life of luxury? See it? Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

Punishment

If you're satan and this is hell... Why aren't you punishing me?

Hym "I would imagine to broaden the distribution of suffering across time. Forever. Because you have an eternity of suffering to endure. Your fine now but someone whose been sex trafficked (and not in the Tate way where the women just do whatever they want AND make a million dollars AND do it of thier own volition.) is meeting their new rape-slave master right now... A cobalt mining slave is coughing ip blood. You wouldn't even be reading this if he wasn't... The lost goes on. And then you delude yourself into believing that the absence of suffer is the result of some sort of existential superiority... So much so that you're willing rub it in the faces of the people beneath you... It's hilarious! And that's your punishment. Pleasure at the cost of the suffering of others."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

Everyone lies

Except for Hym....

Hym "Do me a favor and put that on my tombstone, will you? 'Everyone lies... Except for Hym...' That'll be dope... Oh, and I changed my mind about the cremation this so what I'm going to need you to do is make an underground shrine out of the bones of that whore and the cripple and then place my urn so that they're, like, holding it up, right? I mean... The entire shrine doesn't need to be made of their bones. Just the altar part is fine."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

The day I became a God

Oh, what!? It's the Clannad guy who did that!? That guy is the best!

Hym "If I go and watch 'The day I became a God' and it's good there is going to be hell to pay! People are talking shit about the creator but YOU KNOW he's one of the greatest writer's of tragedy of all time right!? It had better be bad with all that shit you're talking about it.

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

The Kanye thing

Did that shit happen BEFORE or AFTER the Bill Burr joke?

Hym "You know the Kanye thing happened and then I saw the Bill Burr joke and I'm like, what is the chronology of events like on that one?"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

Atheist

You want evidence for the Christian God?

Hym "So, let me get this straight... You are an atheist... And you believe everyone gets a singular wave of experiential reality... And you (as the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable thought) want mine... To be my own self-described Truman Show-esque hell? BOY OH BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! Where oh where can I find the Christian God? OPE! THERE HE IS! YOU SEE HIM!? HEY WISECRACKED, YOU SEE EM? YOU SEE THE CHRISTIAN GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST? Hold on... I'll get you a mirror... Now go ahead and keep admonishing God for arbitrarily condemning people you don't to hell! In the context of what you're doing? Do you get it!? Do you get the joke!? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Right!? Cus you'd do it too if you had the power you bald bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE! I EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU! DOES THAT COULD AS EVIDENCE!? HA!"

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023