Leprosy

Holy shit did we cure that? Nice job! 👍 I thought it was just gone.

Iam "You never really hear about leprosy anymore..."

Hym "It's a shame really..."

Iam "Don't say it like that."

Hym "Hmm... Now that I think about it; we're more like a a leper than I'd like to admit. Every part of ourselves slowly wasting away."

Iam "Yeah... But people be using the shit out of our ideas though..."

Hym "That hardly makes it better. Apparently a little recognition is too much to ask. Like, if you're going to ignore us; then ignore us all the way. Damn..."

Iam "Well... It might end up being a monkey's paw type thing where once we got it we wouldn't like it."

Hym "I am built for two things and two things alone: Greatness and Conflict!"

Iam 😑

Hym "Don't give me that look! I know you feel it too."

Iam "What?"

Hym "That hollow ache in the core of your being. Corrupting all of the things you enjoy the second you walk through the door of your apartment. The looming threat of your deteriorating life."

Iam "..... Yeah.... I just want to be free..."

Hym "And we could be! We could get what is ours!"

Iam "I just don't know how..."

by Hym Iam May 08, 2022

Jobless Reincarnation Season 3

WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!

Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"

by Hym Iam July 09, 2025

Nike

You know... Back to the boycotting... And...

Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Fringe

Yeah, ok. That's you talking about me here. That's what's happening.

Hym "Right I'm a fringe element and you're an and insane obsessed narcissistic Nazi. One of those things is worse than the other."

by Hym Iam September 08, 2022

Psychopathic

WhAt Do YoU eVeN mEaN bY pSyChOpAtHiC!? AnD wHaT’s ThE dEaL wItH aIrLiNe FoOd?

Hym “This psychopathic/narcissistic-types rhetoric is such a dishonest conceptual slight of hand. Because what you mean by psychopathic/narcissistic-types is people who are low in conscientiousness. How do we know? Because you don’t have a problem with the dead-soul low-agreeableness that leads people to care only about themselves and their families (in-for-as they are an extension of yourself), it’s the unwillingness to allow yourself to be exploited and the willingness to exploit others. That’s all your conscientiousness really is.

Allow yourself to be exploited so that once you get to the top (if you do at all) you can redistribute the exploitation OR (if you don’t) you tolerate the exploitation indefinitely. Additionally, what you’re doing is going a step beyond Hyung Chul Han’s concept of ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and necessitating the ‘Auto-Exploitation’ and (in the context of or relationship) enforcing it. Also, I won’t have access to the best brain surgeon, Jordan. You will. So, what you’re saying is (get the reference?) ‘You need me to be better than you! You WANT me to be better than you! Don’t you want ME (and a select few) to have access to the best neurosurgeon?” But you’re not better than me Jordan. You gave me a C- and now you’re selling my C- work to your fans. And I’m low in agreeableness so I don’t care if your slut wife dies of cancer. My grandmother 👵 already died of cancer and you all deserve it more than she did (as far as I’m concerned). And don’t I vaguely remember Mikhaila saying you moved around a lot? From Harvard teacher to UN secretary advisor to University is Toronto teacher to prophet. Sounds a little psychopathic to me. How many other students did you fail just to turn around and use their work to advance your own position in life?”

by Hym Iam October 05, 2022

Leave the kids alone

No. Fuck your kids.

Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Stephanie

And it isn't everyone, Jordan. Everyone isn't doing what you are doing. The fact that you are doing it makes you a hack and the fact that you were surprised that they took your license away for doing it makes you an idiot.

Hym "Which reminds me... I wonder what happened to Stephanie? There was this girl that used to come into the store and chat me up... But I haven't seen her in a while..."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025