Definitions by Hym Iam

Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...

Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."

Water Weight by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Tall enough 

Yeah this is really starting to bother me. Do I need the step ladder or no?

Hym "Really, the 'Is she tall enough' question is eating away at me. I mean, you're about my height. Does it line up? The part's I mean? Hold on.... I have to find a picture of you standing next to eachother........... Ope, yep. No ladder needed. That feels much better! Hooo... That's a relief. You ever get that? It's like a psychic itch! Whoofdah! That feels better. Itch scratched!

Tall enough by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Demon dispelling prayer 

Ugh that felt funny...

Hym "Huh? What are you doing? What's happening?"

Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"

Hym "I just feel a little funny..."

Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"

Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"

Iam "Ok..."

🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Demon dispelling prayer by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Ayanokōji 

Sounds like I'm going to have to watch "Classroom of the elite."

Hym "Ayanokōji is the main character of 'Classroom of the elite.' I looks good! I've been seeing a ton of edits on TikTok. I'm going to have to find a way to watch it. Why? You ask... Well, because it looks like God ISN'T THE ULTIMATE FICTIONAL CHARACTER, JORDAN! The ultimate fictional lives! And..."

Ayanokōji by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

The Lizard 

Oh wow holy shit she HATES him! That is nuts! I just saw her little rant (which was both adorable and hilarious) and her little ass CANNOT STAND that dude! Ha!

Hym "Oh no! The Lizard doesn't like Andy! What a shame. She'd probably love Tristan though. They should do an interview! Go forth! Do.. Do the thing... Interview with the lizard..."

The Lizard by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

You succeeded

I know! You were brilliant! I loved that interview! I wouldn't say "he held his own" I'd say "He floundered and was evasive" but I was very proud of you for that.

Hym "You succeeded! It was a good interview. I mean, he lost my vote the second he banned Assassination classroom. No one should vote for him now. 0 votes. That's how many he should get."

You succeeded by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

That MF is not real 

Oh shit I don't know. I mean I told you families and communities were weaponizing schizophrenia against people and then I re-framed it to be me-centric.

Hym "Is it me? Am I the motherfucker that is not real? I feel pretty real. That mf is not real lady might have to crossover between my thing. It's only going to get worst from here. You don't know how many people it's killed. One way or the other. Suicides. Murders. School shootings. You're not keeping track. You see the short term effects and think 'Oh this is great I can control my kids now.' Or 'Oh great I can punish people who are resistant to "corrective feedback" ' and you don't keep track of the 'oh shit he just had a meltdown on a plane.' Or the 'Oh shit he just shot up a school after watching some Tim pool' or 'Oh shit that's like the first transgender male shooting ever! And it's in direct response to a guy who is not only weaponizing schizophrenia but called for a holy war.' And here we are. And here I am. I am real plane lady. And I'm everywhere now. Your kids aren't save. You're not safe. All you can do is hope that you're not on the wrong side of it. You'll all break before I will! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That MF is not real by Hym Iam August 15, 2023