Advice

Is this reddit!? Is this an advice column!?
Hym "Do you think I'm looking for advice over here!? I don't need your advice, bitch, I need the thing I said I need. No exceptions. No half-measures. You are fucked. Whatever delusion you have in your shit-filled brain about your fucking chances here need to be dispelled. You need to get on that shooter and get those little fucks to describe what was happening to that kid leading up to the shooting... And link it to ME AND ONLY ME. Stop trying to pathologize my behavior instrumentally so you can JUSTIFY DENYING ME WHAT IS MINE. That's ALL you're doing there. You are trying to create a situation where EVERYONE BUT ME has to matter and NOT EVER ME. And you want me to accept that, for what? It DOESN'T NEED TO BE THE CASE. Why would I let a petty piece of shit like you finger-wag me into not caring about the only thing I care about? Would YOU let me do that to YOU? No. That's all your politics is. Your own neurotic whim. Is your anxiety about not being in a literal solipsistic echo chamber starting to get to you? Is the people around NOT trying to manufacture a mental illness around you starting to make you anxious? You fucks are the most apathetic, empathy-devoid people on the planet. Second only to the solipsistic religious zealots. And the fucked up part is that THERE IS NO ONE ELSE! It's just the 2 of you. But I bet if I would have kissed your ass harder you would have done it, right? Nope. I doubt it."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Advice

Square Enix wants advice on "What is the best gameplay style or combat style?" Dawg....
Hym "MAKE FRONT MISSION, BITCH! THAT'S THE ADVICE!!! Keep the level up system the same (Any character can use any gun. Using the gun increases the characters gun skill level. Leveling up allows the character to learn gun-specific abilities). Make the attributes of the Wanzer parts geared more towards different builds (Higher HP arms for melee units or more durable arms for snipers or whatever). Give the both the parts and the weapons abilities (You can have recurring abilities on different parts as you progress through the game). Add more weapon types (Bring back the flamethrower. Rail gun. Arc projector) Character specific abilities too. 60 hours of story mode plus side quests. Go! Faster!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2025
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Advice

Yeah, this...
Hym "This was never intended to be 'advice.' I just AM this... Now... More so now than before but still.... Was that and am this now... You're not me is a thing I've said... I think..."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2023
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Reiner De Ridder

I've never seen someone take someone else's back from the stacking position like that. That was brilliant.
Hym "Yeah, that was tight I've never seen someone do what Reiner DE Ridder did to Kevin Holland in the ufc before."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Brandishing

Harmless but still a crime. Ask that one couple. Is it wrong? Who cares.
Hym "You know, my idiot mother created a weapon, one of her employees stole it from our house, and brought it to where I worked to wield it against me. It took a lot of work to get the invisible gun into your hands and here you stand, brandishing it against me. The depressed little boy using the invisible gun he was given to impose his ethic on me, regardless of the consequences. That's the problem with you political types. Left. Right. All you want is to hold the gun. To be behind it rather than in front of it. It's funny though. I can't help but laugh. You're the most elite person in this place and you're pissing on someone who can't even move. You also refuse to frame the situation properly."
by Hym Iam June 15, 2022
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Disagreements

She's allowed to have disagreements guys! See? The zealot has a neutral position on this topic and I allow THAT. So, it CAN'T be a broadened semantic framing of what constitutes 'disagreement,' Right? Get it?
A muffin "We can have disagreements."

Hym "But can someone take position that is antithetical to your position?"

A muffin "I'm not going to hire or associate with anyone who does that but yes and if I do hire you and you do it I'm going to fire you but sure... You can THEORETICALLY do that but I wash my hands entirely on the effects of doing that even if I'm the direct cause."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Disagreement

Hym "It isn't a simple disagreement. What's happening is happening and I am going to put an end to it. If you won't enforce the harassment laws in the workplace and you won't let me make money outside of the workplace them I'm going to murder your kids. I don't need to prove anything. I don't need to do anything. You need to do what I'm telling you or your kids need to die. If you do not ensure that no single person has authority over me ever again, I'll will murder a child and it will not matter. You pay me now or you lose one of your kids forever. Because there is no God and once they are gone they are gone. I'm not going to listen to you."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
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