Why? Just why? Stop doing that.
Hym "STARLIGHT! NO! NOOOOO! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! This is why, Jordan. Did you hear his bullshit? "If people aren't listening to you by the time you're 30... Blah blah imaginary bullshit I'm making up to justify my fanbase as a fucking charlatan!" And LOOK WHAT HAPPENS! LOOK! Look what happens when you don't listen to me! THAT! That's what happens! A fucking travesty! A travesty among travesties! God! Why!? NO MORE! Ok, alright, ok... I'll jist explain in the next one. Give me a minute... I need to get some redbull and calm down... 😮 💨 OhmyGod... 😮 💨 I've never been more upset in my life right now...😮 💨"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Starlightmug. Hym "Nonono Sam. That... That's not how it works. You win AT anything. You SAY you're winning and then you ARE doing that... Right? Because you ARE doing the things you say... Always... So if you say 'I am a woman' then you ARE a woman... And if you say 'I am winning' you are winning... So... Yeah... I'm winning! I won the thing! It was dope too, you should have seen it! I was all 'WAAAATAAAAHHH!!!' and it was a critical hit and I did like 9,999 damage... And then I won... I'm good at this!"
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
Get the Winningmug. Steven looked pretty happy but I guess it's hard not to be when you have your own personal fuck slave! That's hilarious!"
Hym "You've conflated 'Happiness' with acting out your narcissistic faith and/or groveling at the feet (or at least pretending to) of you Mad Jim Jaspers. So it's impossible for anyone to 'look happy' to you, you fucking idiot. Anyone who isn't married with kids CANNOT be happy to you. It's a semantic pitfall-trap because even is someone looks happy they can't 'be' happy without acting out your definition of happy. Steven was doing that. Look how happy he is. A week ago he would have used that as evidence of superiority. Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask: What's the name of your wife's surgeon friend?"
by Hym Iam May 03, 2023
Get the Happinessmug. YOU... Are NOT that.
Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:
*The thing you're doing*
You ---------------------------------------> Me
See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
*The thing you're doing*
You ---------------------------------------> Me
See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the My Selfmug. Hym "You know what? Timer at your discretion. The closer they get to doing anything the shorter the timer. I forgot to say 'launch' last time. But avoid people and places I like and target people who are trying to subvert my will. I really do not appreciate being made to wait like this."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
Get the Timermug. Hym "Burn the witch is a voluntary game... Mostly. Is burning the witch justified. Yes or no? Know you struggle with yes or no questions but I'd like you to try and answer because it direct effects what I'm going to do moving forward."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
Get the Gamemug. I've probably said this before but that is a ridiculous power to have. Everywhere hands? They're everywhere! I just saw a clip from One Piece were she generates a bunch of hands and uses them to crush a man... Like, he's made of ice so it literally does matter but still. They're coming out of the ground. They're coming out of THE GUYS BODY. Picture this: You're staring at your hand. A hand comes out of YOUR hand and grabs you. OTHER HANDS proceed to come out of your body.... And also grab you. MORE HANDS... COME OUT OF THE GROUND... And they grab you. This bitch talkm bout Treinta Fluers... And then she crush your bones, son. Get the fuck out of here! And she turns people to stone. Why? I don't know. I don't see how either of those two powers have anything to do with one another but in a world where people have a pretty easy time crushing stone it probably makes it pretty easy to crush somebody's fucking bones pretty good.
Nico Robin *EVERYWHERE HANDS* *Actively crushes a man*
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck........?" *Checks body for everywhere hands*
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck........?" *Checks body for everywhere hands*
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Nico Robinmug.