I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024
Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”
by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
Iam “Pfft! Read this.”
Hym “What? Why?”
Iam “Just... just read it.”
Hym “Ok... ‘Do you have writing ex...’ 😑.... I’M A GODDAMN ARCHETYPAL FIGURE! There are songs about me! Movies! Series! I’ve been cited by the world’s most profound intellectuals! Not that I can use any of this to answer the goddamn question. Jesus!”
Iam *snickers* “Yeah, apparently that’s a thing people talk about.”
Hym “A lot of good that does us! Ugh 😩 I can’t stand this!”
Iam *sighs* “Yeah... Me neither...” 😔
Hym “What? Why?”
Iam “Just... just read it.”
Hym “Ok... ‘Do you have writing ex...’ 😑.... I’M A GODDAMN ARCHETYPAL FIGURE! There are songs about me! Movies! Series! I’ve been cited by the world’s most profound intellectuals! Not that I can use any of this to answer the goddamn question. Jesus!”
Iam *snickers* “Yeah, apparently that’s a thing people talk about.”
Hym “A lot of good that does us! Ugh 😩 I can’t stand this!”
Iam *sighs* “Yeah... Me neither...” 😔
by Hym Iam September 21, 2022
Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.
Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"
Trans-gender *exists*
Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."
Liberal "Why do you care?"
Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"
Trans-gender *exists*
Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."
Liberal "Why do you care?"
Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"
Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"
Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
That's a thing someone said about him! He took a the a commentor said about him, made it gender specific and directed it at someone else. Now, I don't know about you but that sounds like plagiarism to me. I can't even think of a single person who has ever done anything even conceptually adjacent to that. I don't condone this and believe he should be punished. Extrajudicially if necessary.
Hym "It was so significant to him that it's an actual story he tell people. Sometimes on camera. But the story kind of gives away the fact that you said the same thing he said, at someone else, for money, AND people still probably say it about her. The same exact thing that that other guy did.... Smelly pussy... I don't know what kind of monster would do such a thing. Steal a joke from one of the commoners and sell it for profit and then go on the show of a guy who ruined another guy's career for stealing jokes and thought he had an N-word pass (because he's one of the cool crackers), and then tell the story of how a commentor made the same joke YOU made about a woman, but about you, before you made the joke about the woman. Did I get that right? It looks like I got it right. As I'm reading it again, seems like my account of reality is pretty accurate. And that's what this is REALLY all about. My account of reality being correct. I was right about the sex cult. I was right about the people following me. Jotted down some reasons as to why they're doing it and who might be involved.... I'm doing this right. This was an astounding job by me. And apparently 20 million isn't a lot of people. Which makes this even more impressive. High five" ✋ "...... Iam?"
Iam *snore* "Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
🤝🙏 *clap*
Hym "Nice... Mandatory non-consensual sleep high five."
Iam *groans*
Hym 🤫
Iam *snore* "Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
🤝🙏 *clap*
Hym "Nice... Mandatory non-consensual sleep high five."
Iam *groans*
Hym 🤫
by Hym Iam February 08, 2023
Lucifer "You're STILL in the cage!?"
God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."
Lucifer "What... IS all this?"
God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."
Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"
God "What do you mean? It's orbs."
Lucifer 🤦 "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"
God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"
God 😳 "..... No."
Lucifer 😑 "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"
God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."
Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"
God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."
Lucifer 🤨 "They're HOT orbs that spin?"
God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." 😁
Lucifer 🤦 "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."
Lucifer "What... IS all this?"
God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."
Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"
God "What do you mean? It's orbs."
Lucifer 🤦 "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"
God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"
God 😳 "..... No."
Lucifer 😑 "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"
God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."
Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"
God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."
Lucifer 🤨 "They're HOT orbs that spin?"
God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." 😁
Lucifer 🤦 "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023