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The Trial

Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.
Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2024
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Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."
Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Garm

An acronym for Global Alliance for Responsible... Media? Garm. It's also the name of an axe in Fire emblem and I think it's a reference to a Lizard-God. It's ran by SOMEBODY Something-witz. Sounds like a Jew! Sounds like I'm being robbed by a Jew! If you're using my shit you're associating with me. You don't want to have to ADMIT you are associated with me because then you have to using my shit without paying me. Or STEALING it from me. Additionally, if you are doing it for a REASON... And that REASON is to convert my way of thinking... If it is therapeutic then it (Tautologically) is "conversion therapy" with is illegal and if it ISN'T therapeutic it is "conversion therapy with the intent to harm" which is the same thing as conversion therapy... But worse. So... The government will remediate this blatant violation of my rights... Or... I guess I'll have to retaliate against the people doing it... Who happen to be Jews..."
Hym "It's fun to say though too! Garm garm garm garm! Try it! Garmgarmgarmgarmgarm! Doesn't sound very jewish though... Hey! I'm like prometheus! The Jews are like vultures! Eating my liver every day! I'm like if Prometheus and Sysiphus had a baby! Heh! Thats fun... Jewish kids only. That's guaranteed now. Um... I'm going to google it now: Synagogues need me! You were fine with the kids getting murdered as long as it wasn't Jews, right? Cus I said if you stole it I would murder kids and it was stolen almost exclusively by Jews. So... Okie dokie... Or are you going pay? Because if you were like 'Stealing is wrong so I'm going to pay the guy whose stuff I took' then we'd be gravy."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.
Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Servile Insurrection

Uh-Oh! The baby-dick incel under-class is overthrowing the breeder dictatorship! Wooooooo!
Hym "Free speech is fun because if you say something I don't like... I don't get to violence you... But if I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE... You can use a disparities in authority or means engage in economic, social, and psychological warfare to leave me (or attempt to) bereft. Use nebulous intellectual property and copyright laws to steal from me. And then when I kill I kid you can pretend you have no idea why it happened. Well... Kill a kid or stage a servile insurrection."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Freedom of association

Speeching of which, I don't want to associate with literally any of the fucking people around me. My life is like that fucking Bo Burnham song. If you are stealing my shit and then arguing that you don't have to pay me because it violates your freedom of association...
Hym "How does being forced to associate with people who are actively surveilling for the sole purpose of misrepresenting me or my behavior isn't a violation of my freedom of association I don't know what is. Not that anyone gives a shit. You assholes better get used to the child murder because that's all your going get for me if this is how you pieces of shit are going to act."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?
Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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