Hym Iam's definitions
I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Grown Infant Boysmug. Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.
Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the Love is blindmug. There is no team here you piece of shit. The only team here us the you fucking team and the you not fucking team and one team is trying to extract value from the other team because they are fucking WORTHLESS. And you know what the conservatives would say about housewives right? Something like 'My wife cleaning my house for me and taking care of my kids make ME more effective.' But he ISN'T THAT. In the first place. You team doesn't doesn't do anything other that hoover up shit that doesn't belong to it and then lecture people what why how ACTUALLY they are GOOD for doing it. But you're not. You're shit. You need me to keep your fucking kids fed and IF NOT... The NO MORE SNAP you piece of shit. This YOU not giving ME the credit I deserve and YOU not deserving any credit because you're shit. And so is that fucking sponge of a cripple.
Hym "I'm not on the wrong team if I'm if I don't have a bunch super fucking murderable kids running around while I try to reach my sneaky fucking hand into somebody else's fucking pocket. And IN THIS CASE, my very MIND. You want to steal my mind and them mock me for it without your kids getting killed for it because you entitled to it. Why would I want to be on a team with a bunch of mentally retarded, killable, liabilities? Is it because it means you're the boss of everyone? Is that what you think you piece of shit? Well tell me not to murder your kids and see what happens."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2025
Get the On the wrong teammug. Aw! Frannie!
Hym "Frannie? You're not going around and making up false accusations, are you? Because one of my captors suggested that you are a sexy lunatic who's in needing of a breeding."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the Franniemug. Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2024
Get the Be A Daniel Pennymug. Euclidean reasoning.
Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2022
Get the Assumptionsmug. All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the The church can save this countrymug.