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Line cutting

Yeah, see, that's how you've framed the situation and that's my biggest problem.
Hym "I knew someone would say something about line cutting. That's my biggest problem with you. Until now you've been framing the situation as you all thwarting a get rich quick scheme. And that's not just how I see it. To me it's just me being denied credit for the only thing I've ever done. And aa hard as the mob is concerned... Oh no! Moderately attractive blue haired activist girls showing up at my house and or hotel... What ever will I do!? I definitely don't that to happen... I'm not even a little bit into those... That would be a nightmare 😱"
by Hym Iam August 29, 2022
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Contrarian

There it is! I've been waiting for that one. That took a minute. You know how many times I've thought about doing a definition here?

Hym "I'm going to assume you're talking about me but I'll address the difference between anarchism and the woke left. The woke left feints the desire for the dissolution of government. When in reality everything they do is a power grab. I on the other hand, only call of the dissolution of the federal money syphon. No more army pirate. He can go home. No more old lady stock market fraud. No more gomer authoritarian president. State government can still exist. No problem with a little order. That's the difference. Oh, and by the way, Thomas Sowell also says "Intellectuals serve no purpose other than to make things over complicated". I don't want to control anyone. I just want payment for services rendered and to be acknowledge for doing a thing that (according to your own metrics) is objectively good. Prerequisite text for a multitude of entertainment.
I also have some citations under my belt and you're one of the people who has cited me (name redacted). Do you want to control anyone? Is there anyone that is doing something that you don't want them to do? Are you doing, literally, ANYTHING to make them do something other that what they are currently doing? And how is your ethic any different from a form a social Lysenkoism? People are made stronger through competition and being arbitrarily subjected to hard elements. I mean, we live in the post-therapy generation and who's the most cited psychologist in all of Canada? What's the collective psychology looking like over there? That's the problem with having the most citations. If you're WRONG, then everyone who cited you is ALSO WRONG. Don't you predate the dysfunction of both of the countries you're involved with? No, you're right. You can't even consider the possibility that you're making things worse because you're better than your opposition and deserve the virtue that they want more than they do. That's ALL competence means to you. It's not arbitrary. I deserve this more than everyone but especially more than HYM. No, no I'm a contrarian."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
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Stop Fucking Whining

NO! BITCH! GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU COW!
Hym "No I will not stop fucking whining Megyn! Not until that money is in a place where I have access to it! If you wanted me to stop whining that bad you'd be getting me my money IMMEDIATELY and getting me off... The stalking apparatus. Ok!? So no! I'm not stopping, I will NEVER stop! I'm going to have a list of complaints from the to put on my headstone! Bitch! Get me my money!"
by Hym Iam December 5, 2024
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Why I left

I never would have left in the first place had I know people could still see this and I have changed my names several times since I began writing and you didn't use the other 2 or 3 times as evidence malfeasance. To pretend you are doing anything other than rejecting the words I write as lies the second they leave my mind in the form of typing is not something I'm willing to do.
Hym "I already explained why I left and if I am the creator of AI there is no man, woman, or child who will ever be greater than me."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Cold washcloth

Oh, God, yeah. That is good on and around my brain. Mmmm... Yeah.
Hym "Aw yeah... Get that cold washcloth all up on muh brainz.... Mmm... That's better. 10/10 would recommend a cold washcloth for your brains. Maybe some peas. Go get some peas. Put em on your brain-cage... It's good. Trust me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Advi-Suggestion

Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.
Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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Binary

That means yes bitch! That mean "Yes." You know Goddamn well that you're doing it.
Hym "No you know they're fucking doing it you bitch. And NOW things AREN'T BINARY. We LOVE grey areas now. Do you believe in God, yes or no? 'Well, I don't like how the question is formulated.' Are you a boy or a girl? 'Well, I don't like how the questions formulated.' Is it fat or is it not? You know Goddamn well it's fat if you're dodging the question! And YES you need my fucking opinion. I'm the pinnacle of human reason. Reason itself congealed into a 6'1 bronze Adonis. And your experts are partisan hacks 99.99999% of the fucking time. Expertise is a crutch you lean on to compensate for a defunct mind. It's like glitter sprinkled across that smelly waste filling your skull. It's like bedazzled jeans that you made yourself, like, sure dawg. I'm sure you worked really hard. I'm sure you can bedazzle jeans way better than I can, you're a fucking expert! Holy-Jesus-Wow! You're expertise is so impressive! And I saw what you did there with the name. That's hilarious... Very amusing and not fucking irritating at all..."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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