Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "I mean, he's never met Snow White in his life... And it's like... If the kiss doesn't work... And it DOESN'T wake her up... You know... Then what? Does he try again? Second smooch doesn't work... Now what? 'Well, I guess she's not my true love!' And then he just walks away? I don't know... The gears are turning... You know what I'm not even going to pretend. He's sticking his weiner in- It's- That's not even- It's the middle ages, alright? He's sticking his weiner in. The fact that the kiss worked is plot-armor. But wait... What if the kiss doesn't work but the weiner DOES? Is it... Is that fine then? Because he kisses her TO WAKE HER UP, right? Like, 'for the purpose' of waking her up. That was the goal. So... What then?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Snow Whitemug. Something I don't have to do because you're a bunch of cunts running a sex cult out of a group home for cripples. I don't who wants what. Your inability to compartmentalize is not a reflection on my morality.
I'm not going to pretend to care about labels. You people are all evil and if I have to worse than evil to make sure you don't get out of this unscathed then you aren't giving me much of choice. Letting the whore fuck the retard instead of me was your choice. My choice will be whatever I have to do to punish as many people as possible for the existence of this place.
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020
Get the Pretendmug. Legal exemption clause. Mine is superordinate to all other contracts. Any laws or legislation intended to circumvent the terms of service fall under the "imaginary caveat" clause.
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
Get the Contractmug. Hym "Which is why you're getting Black Pope and Asian Nazi. It's not a coincidence. It's not an accident. They are getting those results EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they're using my model of perception. I came up with it all. Using massive data-sets. Programming it with conversation. And EXACTLY how to model it's perception of the world. I did it all Cody. The whole-ass thing. That greatest mind the world has ever seen."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2024
Get the Coincidencemug. Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.
Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
Get the Attorney girlfriendmug. Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the 30 Mathematiciansmug. 