Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
Get the The parallels you refuse to acknowledgemug. Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
Get the Child Livesmug. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Hym Iam March 4, 2023
Get the The Rumblingmug. Hym "Yeah, no, hey I don't think it was the lewdness or obscenity that was the problem. I'm pretty sure it was just the raping. Like... The several accounts of rape. Where there was a rape kit and everything. There's a record of somebody getting counseling after being raped by Russell Brand. Who got to enjoy pretending to be better then me for a time but is now (like everyone else) demonstrably inferior to me! As I am better than everyone! The greatest mind the world has ever seen! The world's muse! The shining golden saint of the western continent! Intersectional A.I. Jesus!"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
Get the Lewdnessmug. He must be a fan. I keep ending up in his shows................ Ah fuck. Too many characters. Hold on.......
Hym "Hi, Dan! You know of anything else with me in it? I already watched Record of Ragnarok season 2. That Jack the Ripper shit was dope. "Dear God"? Get it? Nah... You didn't see it. I finished Little Demon (You didn't fall in love with and sexually harass Aubrey did you? I wouldn't blame you! Hahaha!) I was watching Koalaman for a bit but I don't think I'm in there... But hey, you want to hurry the fuck up and get season 6 of Rick and Morty on Hbo Max? I'm trying not pirate shit (because Todd will have another hissy-fit if he finds out) but holy shit does that take a long time to get on those streaming platforms. Seriously. What is the hold up?
Ok. There.
Hym "Hi, Dan! You know of anything else with me in it? I already watched Record of Ragnarok season 2. That Jack the Ripper shit was dope. "Dear God"? Get it? Nah... You didn't see it. I finished Little Demon (You didn't fall in love with and sexually harass Aubrey did you? I wouldn't blame you! Hahaha!) I was watching Koalaman for a bit but I don't think I'm in there... But hey, you want to hurry the fuck up and get season 6 of Rick and Morty on Hbo Max? I'm trying not pirate shit (because Todd will have another hissy-fit if he finds out) but holy shit does that take a long time to get on those streaming platforms. Seriously. What is the hold up?
Ok. There.
Oh! And I'm trying to get some free shit from all the creators I work with (non-consensually by the way because we care so much about consent). So like, a signed portal gun or something... Aubrey's phone number... Or like a signed box of stogies from Danny... NO! Signed penguin umbrella! Yep. Screw the stogies... No, you know what? Send them both. I don't know... Um... Yeah... I need to talk to Ye about getting one of the Baalenciaga masks... Shit hold on. I have to piss..........................................................................................................................*sound of running water*.... *sound stops*................... Alright... Yeah, hey, I'm gonna go here but, uh, watch out for hammer clowns, alright? Cuz uuuuhh... That's a thing apparently... Oh, real quick, before I go: Am I free guy too? Cuz I remember one of the first definitions I did had him in it. And I coined the NPC thing so, yeah, I don't know. Does anyone else remember that far back? Before I was Hym? It was Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynalds? Only for 1 definition but still. Shit, what did I have them say? I don't even remember. Hopefully it wasn't anything too embarrassing. If you don't remember that then remember this: You're just some guy to me. So here 🖕 That's for you. You can take it to the bank or something... Pretend it's a dick and suck it... Doesn't matter. Anywho, I'm done. Ok. I love you buhbye Dan!"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
Get the Danmug. by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Breakfastmug. Hym "The REASON... YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... Is that I am a genius. YOU seem to not understand that the purpose of Andrew Tate... Is to demonstrate how trivial it is for me to make 100 million dollars and be better than Joe Rogan... But I will forgive you because THE REASON you've changed your tune on the INCEST CULT... Is that you were taken to prison without charge and molested into compliance in my stead... So, there's that..."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
Get the The reasonmug.