Hym "So... Are they going to bring back Kang or are they going to do him like they did Justin Roiland? Hit him with the ole 'You're not guilty but we already fired you and we would feel stupid if we hired you back after jumping the gun' treatment."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023

by Hym Iam February 24, 2025

Like what, Mike? Banging pornstars and theft of intellectual property? Doing an incest cult? Sounds like you want the government to act as the enforcement wing of your incest cult. Did Trump figure out which verse is his favorite yet? I like the one about 'slaughtering all of the women and children and even the cattle EXCEPT for the virgins, at which point, you can take them as property.' That one is up there for me. And 'the burning your souls forever part.' That one is probably my favorite! Hold on... Let me look it up..."
Hym "Hmm.... How about 'They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might' Thessalonians 1:9 Kind of sounds like what you're doing to ME. I guess I better do a solipsistic incest cult, huh? Or this one 'Keep yourselves in God's love as you wait for our lord Jesus Christ's mercy to bring you to eternal life' i.e. do what I say and wait patiently to die OR Thessalonians 1:9. Lot of good stuff in there. Very cool. Are those the views and behaviors?"
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

Hym "Ayanokōji is the main character of 'Classroom of the elite.' I looks good! I've been seeing a ton of edits on TikTok. I'm going to have to find a way to watch it. Why? You ask... Well, because it looks like God ISN'T THE ULTIMATE FICTIONAL CHARACTER, JORDAN! The ultimate fictional lives! And..."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

No?
Hym "bifurcating it didn't work? Huh... I mean, I want to say you were doing it wrong but whatever. You're the expert I guess..."
by Hym Iam January 15, 2024

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?
Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!
Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
