I'm Him

He actually says it in the show!? Blue lock is fucking tight dawg. I need to watch it. Soccer officially a real sport. I'll even call it "Futball"... But only once...
Hym "AYYY My man is calling people retards and saying 'I'm Him'? That show is probably great. I need to get a crunchyroll account."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2023
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Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?
Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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The Truth

Whatever the people around you need it to be so that they may impose their ethical system upon you.
Hym "And the truth is that your willingness to participate proves that you care just as little about the sovereignty of human life as little as you accuse me of caring. It's more or less just humbling your 'inferiors' and mitigating the threat 'fringe elements' present in spite of your fraudulent ethic."
by Hym Iam June 01, 2022
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The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶
Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024
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Filler

So...
Hym "If filler clogs up your lymph nodes and prevents fluid from draining... That probably also applies to tooth infection... And that explains why my head feels like a water balloon... Fluid buildup... Gross..."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2024
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Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars
Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.
Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

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I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
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