It’s likely a political necessity that will never happen. Because is the person I vote for doesn’t win then I’m not being represented.
Iam “What do I mean by Electoral Dyad? Well, before every election, there are precursory elections between members of the same political party. In the Electoral Dyad, the winner of this election would be the representative. And now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But Iam, if we did that, there would be two winners in every election cycle.’ Exactly. Electoral Dyad. There would be no ancillary election. Both parties would have a candidate who won. They would govern together. You could say that they wouldn’t get anything done BUT the shouldn’t be doing anything in the first place. Blam! Politics solved. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than capitalism. Wooo! *imitates cheering* 🤭 haaaaaaa!! 🤭 haaaaaa! Hurray Iam! He’s the greatest! Haaaaaaaa! 🥳”
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
Get the Electoral Dyadmug. The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Incelmug. Hym "Gayve Jewben got no live chat! It must be worse than Ben! You should have seen it after he fired Candace Owens after she realized their entire platform is a sham! She should violate the non-disclosure agreement. Those are unconstitutional and are a violation of her freeze peach. Gayve Jewben! Answer me Gayve Jewben! How am I supposed to get your fans to start calling you Gayve Jewben if I can't spam it in the chat?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
Get the Live Chatmug. Nah. They're cool. You're one of the last remnants that hasn't been bullied off the site by Lame Guy.
by Hym Iam October 21, 2020
Get the Nahmug. Shitting out your uppity Jew lies and stealing other people's shit upto and including rights in the name of your kids.
Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."
by Hym Iam September 04, 2025
Get the Dutiesmug. Hym "Your lottery is why Hitler and he was right."
Jew (In a Jewish Accent) "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! Anyone that says we're bad is Hilter guys. God decided. I talked to him he said 👌Anyone who says jews bad is Hilter👌 I spoke to him. We gotta change all the laws now- Ope! He did it! Get him!"
Jew (In a Jewish Accent) "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! Anyone that says we're bad is Hilter guys. God decided. I talked to him he said 👌Anyone who says jews bad is Hilter👌 I spoke to him. We gotta change all the laws now- Ope! He did it! Get him!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Hitlermug. Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2024
Get the The Tate 'Pimp' Thingmug.