Hym Iam's definitions

Weaponized schizophrenia

No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.

Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2024

Mikhaila and Thomas

THERE IT IS! THERE IS IT! I was wonder how long it would take you to get over there on Thomas channel.

Hym "Oh, look, Mikhaila and Thomas are doing and episode. I knew that was coming the second I fucking said something about him! You will do anything for attention! Unbelievable! It's been a long time in the works!"

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Leverage Clause

Wow, it's like someone read the terms of service and is deliberately telling you to do things they know are not going to work.

Hym "Oh? Is it really? The last one huh? OK. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and then continue to do what I was gonna do and whatever I want! Forever! That violates the leverage clause, by the way! Trying to leverage my life or the life of anyone I care about against the machine to try to get it to do what YOU want instead of what I want is in violation of the leverage clause. So... No. Gonna murder you all for that! I still haven't decided between chainsaw or hacksaw... I mean, I am the chainsawman so that's 2 votes for chainsaw and 1 for hacksaw... I donno. We'll wait for the rest of the votes to come in."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

Adam

The one who imitates with mirrors in his eyes.

Adam "I forgot to mention (in the last one) the purpose of the invisible gun is to subordinate the individual to the group. The purpose of the tangible gun is to subordinate the group to the individual. Guns are not for threatening people."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Stolen fate

What's happening to Michael Oher right know is a matter of exactly this.

Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Snitching

No I'm not snitching. I don't even think he shouldn't be allowed to do it... I'm just saying... I should ALSO be allowed to do it. For $50 dollars.

Hym "And that ain't snitching."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?

Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023