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I don't flip the switch! God you- I'm in the 2-way mirror room. You are in the switch room. Ok? It's- Fuck!
Hym "Do you fucking hear this guy? I- It's- I don't flip the switch off. Iam! Get a load of this guy. They want me to flip the switch off."
Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."
Hym "WE don't flip the switch."
Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."
Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.
Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."
Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."
Hym "WE don't flip the switch."
Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."
Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.
Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
Get the Flip the switch mug.Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
Get the Government Shutdown mug.Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
Get the Not going to jump to conclusions mug.Yeah, I don't know what Jillian Michaels signed up for but she was on this list! They all signed the same agreement not to talk about this but only because they didn't think agreeing not to talk about it would lead to THEM getting shot in the throat. They just thought it would be your kids or, like, random people. And whoever that was the case... She signed up for it. She was completely on board with the cover up and so were the progressives. But they don't ever expect THIER actions to have consequences. Right? It's crazy. It's crazy how they think they can do THIS... But also that no body is going to want to or try to kill them for it.
Hym "I, on the otherhand, expected entirely to be killed. I said it explicitly. But what happened INSTEAD... Was THEY started getting killed and NOT ME! Right? Isn't that fucking wild? They got Trump supporting pastors shooting Democratic senators... They got trannies shooting children... The guys fucking the trannies is shooting Podcasters now... And now the Mormons are getting it from a veteran. So why did he do it? Could it be that it's because his friends died for nothing and we are not actually free in any real sense and that he watched Republican congress people block the release of the Epstein files again? Thereby making it look like he watched all his friends get murdered just to protect the people who are actively protecting known pedophiles after spending years leading up to the election claiming that there was a cover up going on by the Democrats to protect those very same pedophiles? Jillian Michaels didn't sign up for this guys! Why would those veterans just go out and murder for no reason like that? It's so weird!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Hym "That's what they are trying to do. I refuse. I'm not going to play chicken (with your kids lives. If they are not willing to come down here and acknowledge the veracity of my assessment of my situation and allow me to take the legal remedy I am entitled to as an American citizen then they are just TAKING THE HIT.
Hym "That's what they are trying to do. I refuse. I'm not going to play chicken (with your kids lives. If they are not willing to come down here and acknowledge the veracity of my assessment of my situation and allow me to take the legal remedy I am entitled to as an American citizen then they are just TAKING THE HIT.
Because IN THE SAME WAY I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WATCHING... NEITHER DO THEY. They can't guarantee that arresting or killing me won't result in your kids getting murdered SOOOO... They want me to kill your kids so they can throw their hands in the air and pretend they don't know what happened! They won't come clean about whether or not people are being digitally stalked and harassed for years at a time and turning to violence or self-harm explicitly because of that stalking a harassment. Like LIAM PAYNE. They tried to kill ME... And they murdered Liam Payne isn't. And they are going to keep doing it to YOU until I am either dead or free. And they won't do it because that would mean I WAS RIGHT! For these piece of shit politicians who are openly playing chicken (with your kids lives) THEY WILL NOT ATTEND YOU CHILDS FUNERAL. There is only one way to stop the turn to violence and that is to do something about the stalking and harassment that causes it. Evidenced by the fact that you didn't stop THE LAST MASS MURDER. They tried to split the baby and your kids died. They are trying to puss down my leg and tell me it's schizophrenia and they are doing the same thing to the rest of you and invoking solidarity that they don't actually feel. 'WE are making millions of dollars' he says. I'm not making millions of dollars. Well, I AM, but my claim is being denied and the politicians are covering for the mentally disabled billionaire they don't think should exist."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
Get the Playing chicken (with your kids lives) mug.All of the people on the list have collectivized to lie. AOC was on the list. That is why she voted to keep sending weapons to Israel. Because being on the list is MORE IMPORTANT to her than the things she claims to care about publicly. Jillian Michaels was on the list. Do not let these people get your kids murdered over nothing. That has ALREADY HAPPENED TO SOME OF YOU.
Hym "AOC. On the list! Jillian Michaels? ON THE LIST! Ana Kasparian. On the list! Emma Vigeland! OOOOOOON THE LIST! They chose to play politics with you kids lives so they could do the plot of Get Out to me because keeping my as a gas station employee jeep me servile and to try to make a point about rape. I didn't rape anyone. Shut up about a rape I didn't commit. You don't have a say in what I think, say, or do. Charlie Kirk! On the list! All of these people knew who I was. They knew what was happening. They knew it would happen to other people. And I told them what was going to happen to YOUR KIDS. And they DID IT DELIBERATELY! TO ME! In the hopes that I would follow suite with the people to whom they AREN'T doing it and they could cover up their culpability. They are participating in a cover up to save their own careers. That's why Liam Payne jumped off a balcony. So AOC can take a 3 month vacation on the tax payer dime over the shutdown. So Emma and Jillian and Ana can continue to do their little podcasts and keep playing prettiest news girl. And there's more. FIND THE LIST. I have it by memory. I can give you a list of the people who are trying to cover this up."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
Get the On the list mug.That isn't what's happening here. You are trying to play games with my life and I'm not playing a game here. You tried to drown me out with static. People have died because of that choice. And you're participating in the cover up. The only saving grace is that names are getting crossed off the list and the sooner you accept that you getting shit in the neck is better than you getting away with the cover up, the faster this ends.
Hym "That isn't what's happening. Unlike your dead kids, I am not relegated to the past. Grief isn't going to make any of that better. You could have stopped someone of those people from dying and you didn't. And all of your rhetoric about the stages of grief aren't going to change that. Seriously, if me being right, and them being wrong and your kids getting murdered because of it isn't losing to these people than nothing is. They are so committed to doing this rhetorical pantomime at any cost, upto and including your kids, they will allow your kids to die when they could have done otherwise. I will make them regret playing chicken with my life. And I said BEFORE the deadline so no it does not matter."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
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