Nope

I did warn you. 20 million people read the warning and everyone they told also knows about it. You also have to consider the Pre-Hym chronology of evens. I started by making legal arguments and moral arguments. But the nature of the things I've said made the authorities paranoid.

Hym "Nope. 20 million people to the power of X were warned. At least one world famous clinical psychologist was warned and he has help millions of people. You actively launched a campaign to get the rape porn off of the internet immediately. Before the vote section was taken down you used the things I wrote to make a movie and an anime. The Joker and Goblin Slayer. And instead of doing what I told you. Getting the YouTubers to contact me by using my name in a title... You did whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I told you not to try to do what you're doing. I said it would be like trying to stop the wind and now you're trying to kill the messenger because you were too fucking stupid to do anything other than try to get something out of it for yourselves. You all tried to get something out of it for yourselves and you ignored the warning and NOW... You want everyone BUT ME to get something out of this. You tried to avoid having to talk to or listen to me and now you want me to be unable to avoid or listen to you. I'm not ever going not listen to you and I'm not letting you make me take on for the team. It doesn't need to apply in reverse. You not doing the right thing is the reason this didn't go as well as it could have and my contribution is the reason a lot of these things exist. You have already taken more from me than you should have and now you need to pay."

by Hym Iam July 06, 2025

120+

Oh? Did you do that thing? Did you add the frames to the fight scenes?

Hym "Reading up on fighting or martial arts literature will also help. It will give you a better conceptualization of what strikes should actually look like and will make for a more grounded action scene. 120+ is a lot."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

HR

Harvested (as a) Resource

Hym "Did I tell you the company I work for changed the term for HR (Human resources) to something like 'Talent management' or something? It's the same. It's the same thing. My life is still being harvested as though I'm a crop or some kind of cattle. The HR department is still just a liability mitigation apparatus. Changing the name just makes it sound less-bad I guess. Fuck those guys."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

Immersion Cooling

Hey!

Hym "Are you using that immersion cooling like I told you? To cut down on water usage? Is that feasible? Do- Do the immersion cooling thing."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Cheating

You're not doing thing if you don't get caught.

$10 prostitute "I'm a beautiful, young, married woman."

Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.

Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Snowflake

Oh no the snowflake is offended! Offended and retarded!

Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."

by Hym Iam September 08, 2025