Definitions by Hym Iam
Not news bae
Hym "Yeah, hey, not news bae. You got an owner or you trying to find one? Because... I can make a trip to petsmart... But I'm glad you're totally fine with people being used with their consent. Super consistent. Makes me feel better about the whole 🍆😭 Thing. But whatever. Think about it. I'll just be waiting patiently in line for my shot at the Taylor Swift booty."
Not news bae by Hym Iam January 26, 2024
It's just going to keep happening 😭
It's just going to keep happening 😭 by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
Fuck... Your... Kids
Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
Fuck... Your... Kids by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
Cops
Yeah, speaking of that, stop sending them to my job immediately after I say something about your kids deserving to get raped and murdered. It's never going to stop and you deserve it every time. You're not intimidating anybody. And rape has gone up by 1% since last year so get the fuck out of my sight.
Hym "Ain't it weird that the cops always show up the day after I say some shit like this thing I said right here? ☝️ I can't say it enough! And it's isn't harassing school shootings victims. You're using the word 'harassing' to tie the think you want me to do with a thing I said about you're doing to me. You want my advice for school shooting victim parents? Go around. Ask what their day to day experience with THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM was like... And if it's anything like what I described... The get used to having your kids raped and murdered. You deserve it... You fucking filth."
Strickland Vs Duplessis
I watched a pirated version of it ON YOUTUBE because I haven't been paid for my contributions to A.I. and don't have $50.
My reaction to Strickland Vs Duplessis
Hym "Ok... Ok... Oof! That lead leg kick to the liver is free... Oof! Again! SO FREE! Oh shit! Double body hook! That was clean. He did that shit that Stipe was doing to Daniel Cormier. Where he steps in to get him to raise his guard? It's like the real life equivalent to an empty jump-in in a fighting game. Empty step... We'll call it 'Empty-Step.' Empty-Step! Kachow! Kachow! Double body hook! Ok... Looks like Duplessis got a hematoma on his eye though... He's been getting pieced up by that jab... Is it the jab? Got this editing sucks... Just a bunch of jump-cuts... He's probably doing that to trick the algorithm... The judges score based on- 'And the judges score based on damage.' Ope! Ha! He said it! He said the thing! Hahaha... Ok... OH SHIT THE ELBOW! HE SLICED HIM! SHA-SHING! SHA-SHING! DER SLICER!!! Yeah, that's bleeding a lot... I mean, the score based on damage so... Yeah... He's getting wrestled... Yep..."
Hym "Ok... Ok... Oof! That lead leg kick to the liver is free... Oof! Again! SO FREE! Oh shit! Double body hook! That was clean. He did that shit that Stipe was doing to Daniel Cormier. Where he steps in to get him to raise his guard? It's like the real life equivalent to an empty jump-in in a fighting game. Empty step... We'll call it 'Empty-Step.' Empty-Step! Kachow! Kachow! Double body hook! Ok... Looks like Duplessis got a hematoma on his eye though... He's been getting pieced up by that jab... Is it the jab? Got this editing sucks... Just a bunch of jump-cuts... He's probably doing that to trick the algorithm... The judges score based on- 'And the judges score based on damage.' Ope! Ha! He said it! He said the thing! Hahaha... Ok... OH SHIT THE ELBOW! HE SLICED HIM! SHA-SHING! SHA-SHING! DER SLICER!!! Yeah, that's bleeding a lot... I mean, the score based on damage so... Yeah... He's getting wrestled... Yep..."
Strickland Vs Duplessis by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
Owlguy
Hym "And I'd obviously be Owlguy! Because I struggle with my self-confidence and need a hot, Morgan Web-lookimg chick to ride me in my Owl... Plane? Ship? Is it a ship? It's- That's the entire solution to all of my problems."
Hope
Pope Francis said that "He hopes that hell is empty" Which is a nice thing to hope for... That every man and woman is redeemed... Yeah, I like that... I like this guy.
Hym "Undermines my whole plan here a little bit... No one to bare witness to my escape... No gays to save... I mean... It really undercuts my whole thing... Well, no, yeah they'll still me get out from, like, the other side... Baah... No, no. I can't get behind it. Being better than everyone (existentially) is meaningless in a vacuum. I need people there to mock as I escape. Mockery fuels my energies.... Energy. One singular type energy of which I have the most. No. I hope not."