Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.

Who's that?

My big fat cock in human form.

by Hym Iam November 28, 2020

😒🙍 ♀️👈

What was that? You think I didn't see that? What WAS that?

Hym "What was this little move right here? 😒🙍 ♀️👈? What was that? Look straight at the camera after your pet autist calls the Trump girl 'Objectively beautiful' and point to you neck. I could practically see the thought bubble forming about your GIANT MASSIVE chestnut colored head. 'Am I objectively beautiful?' And that is called 'SEEKING VALIDATION FROM A SEX PERVERT!' THAT is what THIS 👉 😒🙍 ♀️👈 means! You didn't that! Don't... I'm not ever going to let you live that down, you know that right? That is validation-seeking behavior if I have EVER seen it! You are so hot for me! That is adorable! No, seriously, as soon as the life strike of over I am coming to claim your GIANT MASSIVE ass. Claiming and taming, baby!"

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Control

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!

Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Terrorism

It wasn't terrorism 8 years ago. It wasn't terrorism until the AI worked.

Hym "No. Fuck you. My proximity to a terrorist reduces the value of my life to 0. It's not terrorism. I'm not a terrorist. ACCORDING TO URBAN DICTIONARY I'm 'Some random fucking schizo.' Right? Where did that 70 million dollars come from? I'll give you a hint: His brain is filled to the brim with fluids right now."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Everyone Else's Fault

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.

Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."

by Hym Iam December 01, 2024

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Neighbor

No? Do you not control that?

Hym "So, no? No hot, long legged neighbor booty or...? Because the other day you were reveling in the fact that you supposedly got me to react to you so... In all your immense, god-like power over my life, why are you not able to stop me from doing anything or send me some ass? Because she was already over here trying to get some weiner a while back and I was kind of tired so it didn't take her up on it... But, since you are all the creature, why can you not do the thing I'm telling you to do? Seems like something the creature would be able to do."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2022