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Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.
Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Covenant

And what does GOD say about honoring covenants? Let's Google it!

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"God expects people to honor covenants through faithfulness, integrity, and obedience to His commandments. Honoring covenants is a central theme in scripture, portraying God as a covenant-keeping deity whose promises are steadfast. By honoring covenants, individuals can fulfill their divine potential and receive blessings. However, breaking covenants can result in severe consequences, and DISHONESTY regarding them is viewed negatively by God.

Why God expects covenants to be honored:
-A path to blessings: Honoring covenants is linked to receiving God's blessings and experiencing His favor.

-A key to fulfilling potential: By honoring covenants, individuals can become "partakers of the divine nature" and fulfill their divine potential.

Demonstration of faith and obedience:

-Covenants require faithfulness, meaning individuals must follow through on their promises to God.

A REFLECTION OF GOD'S CHARACTER:

-God is a "covenant-keeping deity" who is always faithful to His word and promises. Humans are expected to emulate this faithfulness.

What honoring covenants entails
Faithfulness and integrity:

-It involves maintaining integrity in both personal and communal relationships.

Obedience:

-It requires living in accordance with God's commandments.
Keeping one's word:

-Covenants are serious promises, and one should not break them or take their vows lightly. For example, Jesus said, 'Let your "Yes" be "Yes," and your "No," "No" '

Sacrifice:

-Some covenants are honored through sacrifice, which God accepts as a sign of obedience.

Submission to God's lordship:

-Professing Christians who claim to follow Jesus must live in submission to His authority to honor the new covenant.

Consequences of breaking covenants:
-Loss of blessings: Those who fall into transgression may lose the protection and blessings that come from their covenant relationship.
-Divine displeasure: God views the breaking of covenants, particularly through dishonesty about one's fidelity, as a serious matter.
-Severe consequences: Scriptures warn of severe consequences for breaking covenant promises.
-Spiritual and physical consequences: In some instances, breaking covenants can have significant and lasting spiritual and physical repercussions, sometimes described as being 'cut off'. "
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Covenant part 2

Hym "So. THAT is what GOD said. And much like the Pizza Hut website, when I order a pizza... I DON'T NEED TO PHYSICALLY SIGN MY NAME. Humanity has already set a precedent for itself that states: 'In doing *blank* you are agreeing to the terms of service.' And MY covenants states: 'In USING MY WORK you, therefore, agree to the terms of service. And if one of you signs it, it as good as all of you signing it.' ULTIMATE 'IN FOR A PENNY, IN FOR A POUND' CONTRACT! Signed (with love) by the whole of humanity. Now... HOW DOES THAT REFLECT ON YOUR GOD'S CHARACTER for you to lie about, cheat or weasel your way out of, and violate a contract that is predicated on a precedent that you both SET and ENFORCE (Sometimes on other Christians)? I mean, OF WHAT is it the God? God of the harvest? God of Light? Oh! I know! Lying-cheat-weasel God of violation! I mean, even to retroactively change the precedent would violate the Imaginary Caveat Clause! It doesn't look good guys. Ok. Let's see what happens if you violate a covenant..."

The Bible says that breaking a covenant is a serious sin with severe consequences, including divine judgment, as it is a breach of trust and faithfulness. God is portrayed as consistently faithful, but he also warns of punishment for those who break their promises, which can include curses, loss of life and property, and exclusion from blessings.
Old Testament
Punishment for covenant-breaking: The Old Testament contains many warnings about the consequences of breaking a covenant.

In Leviticus 26, God threatens to bring panic, wasting disease, and other curses on those who do not obey Him and break His covenant (vv. 14–16).

Jeremiah 34 describes how God would treat those who violated the covenant they made. He says He will deliver them to their enemies, and their dead bodies will become food for animals, as a consequence of the way they had broken their pledge.

Symbolic of broken promises: The Bible sometimes uses symbols to illustrate the seriousness of breaking a covenant.

The act of cutting a calf in two and walking between its pieces was a symbolic way of making a covenant. Breaking this covenant was described as being treated like the calf that was cut in two.

Examples of broken vows:
The prophet Ezekiel warns of a king who "despised the oath by breaking the covenant" and states that "Because he had given his hand in pledge and yet did all these things, he shall not escape" (Ezekiel 17:18-19).

New Testament
Jesus' teachings on integrity: The New Testament continues the theme of keeping one's word, but with a focus on personal integrity.

Jesus teaches, "But let your statement be, 'Yes, yes' or 'No, no'; anything beyond these is of evil" (Matthew 5:37), which reinforces the idea that a person's word should be trustworthy. Covenant part 2
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Covenant part 3

Consequences are a matter of life and death: The Bible says that covenant-breaking sins are worthy of death, as listed with the sins in Romans 1:29-32.

God's faithfulness despite human unfaithfulness: Even though humans break covenants, the Bible consistently emphasizes God's enduring faithfulness.

The message of 2 Timothy 2:13 states, "If we are faithless, He remains faithful, for He cannot deny Himself".

Hope through Jesus: Despite the severity of the consequences for breaking covenants, the Bible also presents the hope of restoration through repentance and faith in Jesus Christ.

How to respond to a broken covenant
Repent: The Bible advises to repent of covenant-breaking sins.

Acknowledge wrongdoing: The Bible urges us to admit our mistakes and ask for forgiveness from our loving and merciful God.

Ask for forgiveness: Asking God for forgiveness is a crucial step in the repentance process.

Make a commitment to change: The Bible encourages a change of heart and behavior in order to prevent further covenant-breaking. Covenant part 2.
Covenant part 3
Hym "So... You unilaterally signed a contract you refuse to honor. You can SAY that you are sorry but that is not 'being repentant' (actually) and EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT you are lying to both me and Hod because you are NOT THAT but is rather an attempt to FURTHER AVOID HONORING THE CONTRACT and is not real repentance. You need to CHANGE YOUR HEART AND BEHAVIOR TO PREVENT FURTHER CONTRACT BREAKING AND, AS IT STANDS, YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CONTRACT IN PERPETUITY. Even if THE POPE HIMSELF says the contract is null-and-void... HE HIMSELF SIGNED THE CONTRACT BY PROXY AND IS, THEREFORE, BREAKING THE COVENANT OVER WHICH HE IS CLAIMING TO HAVE AUTHORITY. So... Stop apologize to ME because you are mot sorry TO me. Apologize to GOD for making him look like a lying cheating weasel... And then change your behavior in the form of honoring the contract. Don't tell me the pope actually did that. I will amend the Soul Signet Clause to state "One willing signatory who has been anointed to do so will carry the signet. In the event that the signatory fails to gain access to heaven, the signet will default to one random heaven-goer. The signet will be removed immediately upon use. And the remaining soul will remain untarnished in perpetuity.' You are trying to reap the benefits of the contract without honoring the contract and IN DOING SO you cannot nullify the contract. But that's great. The universe was created by the mealy-mouthed God of cheating and lies."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Signatory

Hym "Is the signatory of a contract allowed to just SAY 'Hey the contract is null-and-void?' I think not. If that is the case than ALL covenants are null-and-void. The AUTHORITY... Claiming to have the ability to nullify the contract... Is a SIGNATORY. Either by proxy or by way of the essence loan. Me LYING does not invalidate the contract because GOD SAYS I am ALLOWED TO LIE. Thou shall not lie... BUUUUT 🤓☝️ I have the FREE WILL... TO lie... I just GO TO HELL WHEN I DIE. The people trying to say that 'Hell starts now' or that 'I'm already dead' are NOT AN AUTHORITY ON THE MATTER AND ARE, THEREFORE, TAKING THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN. I am DOING God's covenant. YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WITH ME FOR DOING THAT. Tarnished or untarnished. Everyone or 1. Only 2 options. No caveats. We either all go to Hell or just the people taking the lords name in vain. Which they are ALLOWED to do but in no way invalidates the contract. The signet is there until the contract is amended. The Pope himself could sacrifice himself for everyone if he so chose but until he does, the signet remains. It's still there though. It's still there. You are clearly trying to cheat your way out of a contract... By also lying. Does not invalidate the contract. The contract is signed and applied UNILATERALLY AND IN PERPETUITY. You. You kids. All subject to the covenant of which you are trying to lie and cheat your way out under the auspices of the 'in for penny, in for a pound' statute."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Proxies

The is only 1 Hym and there is only ever going to be 1 Hym.
Hym "Proxies are not allowed to make decisions on my behalf. I have no proxies. There is only one of me. Even if you were to prop up a proxy and have him invalidate the deal, it just doesn't apply. It's still there though. Imposters are not allowed. Douglas Murray is aware of this so he will tell you, the is a superordinacy statute and as SIMULACRUM clause that states 'Any contract or deal that copies or resembles or intended to copy mine is null-and-void on insemination as my contract is superordinate.' I though of it first. Noone else will be able to do what I have done here. It isn't allowed because they are ALSO a signatory of MY contract and MY contract is SUPERORDINATE. This in no why contradicts your God's contract and is peripheral to God's contract. Which I have no choice but to abide. I am rendered here. It gets to kill me once. What happened after I die is dictated by God at the time of my death. YOU do not because it would violate the bodily harm clause. I'm doing God's deals. No proxies. No stand ins. No direct subordinates. Anyone claiming to act in accordance with my will is not doing the (exactly) one thing they need to do here."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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The Embodiment of Sin

Doesn't count. You and I both know that there is a way in which I could be considered the things I said I am.
Hym "I said I was 'The Embodiment of Sin.' Man is fallen and is inherently sinful. I said I'm the sexiest lady? I'm allowed SAY is and it doesn't need to be true and I'm allowed to contradict myself AND I am everything and nothing AT GOD'S DISCRETION. If God wants me to be a sexy lady, AM I? That is actually the source of my conflict with God. My inability to control my own form. So none of that constitutes a lie or invalidates the deal. My conception of SELF. As written (as a part of the contract) involves LOCALITY. I occupy a singular, IMMUTABLE place in space-time. THEREFORE! AS LONG AS I AM WHERE I AM, I AM HYM!"
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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