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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hym "You'll not be coerced into not stealing from, stalking, or harassing people? That's your position? And you'll sacrifice other peoples kids... For that? Ok... That doesn't make you seem deranged at all. You're definitely not a part of a narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult... That's for sure..."
Coerced by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Legislating to spite me 

Oh yeah and colluding with media and politicians. Publishing studies.
Hym "And DEFINITELY legislating to spite me. Re-writing the entire psychological enterprise. Yes it's absolutely spite.

Moriarty 

That's Sherlock Holmes' villain's name.
Hym "Ok, unlike Megyn Kelly, I have journalistic integrity so I'd like to take the time to officially retract my statements about Erin Moriarty's plastic surgery! She did HAVE any plastic surgery! Looked like cheek and lip filler to me anyway! Still against plastic surgery. Still a bad photo. Megyn Kelly a lying whore. Umm... Me bad? I don't know but the crisis has been averted. Erin Moriarty is fine."
Moriarty by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Conflating

They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).
Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."

A retard "I don't care!"

Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
Conflating by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.
Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."
Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"

Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"

Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
Called by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

The Hymverse 

Fastest growing, highest earning, most critically acclaimed verse of any production conpany in the history of the entertainment industry! 20/10 better than everyone.
Hym "The Hymverse is a ever-expanding universe of shows and moives all derived from a character so complex he can be distilled into HUNDREDS of characters. And that's not in response to the coercion part! That's in response to the BETTER THAN GOD part! That's why they're doing it. That part has no coercive elements and, as a man of God, I'm 100% certain that THAT is the part you have a problem with. Because if you were concerned about me murdering kids you... Wouldn't be doing what you're doing! Because I can still just walk out side of my how and stab some kids! At any time! What crimes did you commit while you were in a gang! Somebody find out and toss him in a cage. Where he belongs. For being the thing that I'm not. That's a crime! Doing the things he did. The coercion part is the weaponized schizophrenia part and I'm not coercing you. I'm like a seer! I can see the future and what's going to happen is that. Even if it's only one! You think long-dead people make you cry like a bitch just wait until you see the picture of the fresh one that YOU killed with your narcissistic moral authority delusion! That'll be fun! We might get a couple of sobs out of you this time!"
The Hymverse by Hym Iam March 5, 2024