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I don't need to be taught a lesson by you about anything and your retard patients aren't benefiting from what you are doing here and everything is worse now for everybody. At some point you have to consider that me not doing Jordan's bullshit has nothing to do with the content or the quality of my life and incels not listening to you is not the cause of all the worlds strife and, instead, what you are doing to me is both paved the way for what is happening and is directly responsible for what is happening?
Hym "Nah. You need a bullet placed firmly in your skull. This isn't my own logic. This isn't you being some moral paragon doing his duty. You didn't want to have to do what I told you to do to prevent the thing I told you was going to happen and now you are lying to cover it up. And you don't think you should have to die for doing it but people who are not you already have and will continue to because it is objectively better to murder children and kill yourself than live in the self-construted delusions of people trying to dictate the course of your life. It's a completely binary choice. You choose for both of us but somehow both accountability and consequences allude you. So nah."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
Get the Nahmug. Right but what about the weaponized schizophrenia Matt? What's to stop a group of people from totally and completely diverting the natural path of somebody else's life by collectivizing to pretend they have a mental illness they don't actually have?
Hym "Gestapo? They weren't gestapo while Obama was deporting more people then Trump. But your silence on the weaponized schizophrenia is deafening and also tone-deaf when juxtaposed to the concern you purport to have regarding IMPOSTERS OF ICE AGENTS! What about ME imposters? What's to stop people from impersonating ME and then raping your daughter? NOT MATT DILLAHUNTY THAT'S FOR SURE!"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
Get the Gestapomug. Hym "Sage! Ultimate planner! She knew! She knew it all! Ooooh man! That was fucked! The whole last 15 minutes of that episode was fucked! Wow! Yeah, no, that nuts. Fantastic!"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2024
Get the Sage!mug. THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
Get the Arianna Grandemug. Hym “Joy? Yeah, I wouldn’t know.... and will never know... because rich people take my shit instead of paying for it. I’ll just wash dishes! That’ll be more meaningful!”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Get the Joymug. Dawg, as long as the checks don't ever bounce I don't care. You're like one of those fucks at the gas station who don't understand how pre-paying for gas works. I don't know how much gas you car takes.
Hym "Just pick a fucking number that resembles the amount you usually pay based on what level you tank is at and whatever your don't pump will go back on to your card."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
Get the Numbermug. Getting better. The motion blur has been reduced almost to nothing. The movement isn't quite as incoherent. But you see the problem, right?
Hym "The AI videos are getting better but you see the problem, right? I mean, you're an autistic sister-molesting retard so... Probably not. But it should be self-evident if you really did create AI."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2025
Get the AI Videosmug.