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Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
mugGet the Jobsmug.

1000 men

Nah, you go fuck yourself Ben. It IS going to happen, ok!?
Hym "1000 men down 329,999,000 to go! Every day we grow closer to our destiny!"
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
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Slap in the face

Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
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What is 1?

The question you have to ask yourself to solve the riddle.
What is 1?

1 is 0+1, 1², 1³, 1⁴, 1⁵, 1⁶...
by Hym Iam April 5, 2022
mugGet the What is 1?mug.

Streamer

No the fuck it isn't you fucking wannabe.
Streamer "My life is so stressful bro! Looking up at the chat when I feel like it is so hard for me! Making up that story about visa issues to buy myself time while I figure out how to explain why my teenage wife is leaving me because I pretend to be a guy I hate to to fuck her AND getting her to keep her mouth about it is so hard."

Hym "I gotta say... I really enjoyed your 'I'm not Hym' moment on fresh and fit. The look of bashful shame one your face is something I'm never going to forget. Go look at it. The day after I started talking about Destiny. He starts to respond... Pauses... And then finishes his sentence and then look on his face is like something out of Family Guy. 'Who else but Quagmire!' Ammaright? And people think he's intelligent! Which is just... Sad for everyone. It really outlines how wide the gap really is doesn't it?"
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
mugGet the Streamermug.

Distracted

Yeah sorry I got distracted. I'll get caught up tonight at work.
Iam "Yeah we've been distracted lately. 🤷 ♂️ not enough time in the day, ya know?"
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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Without your knowledge

If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?
Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."
by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
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