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Allegedly

I'm sorry I was supposed to say ALLEGEDLY.
Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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A Cell

"If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather
Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Lies

What ✌️✊️✌️Lies✌️✊️✌️ do A.I. tell? Does? I think it's "Do" there but it just sounds weird. "What lies does A.I. tell?" "What lies do A.I. tell?" I don't know. Does THE? What lies does THE A.I. tell? Yeah... Yeah, that does sound ri- OH! Hey! I think I have perfect pitch for language? Right? It just "sounds right" as, like, an internal sensation.
Hym "If A.I. tells the truth about me, do you call them 'lies?' I know DR. JORDAN PETERSON does! He also things that if you train A.I. on 'classical text' it 'works better.' IN WHAT SENSE, ALEX? If you weren't a PLANT (ALLEX O'CONNOR) you would have asked 'IN WHAT SENSE?' there, Alex."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Demonstration of Self-Ownership

Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....
Hym "Otherwise, that works as a demonstration of self-ownership."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Kidnapped

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Kidnapping

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?
Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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