Hym Iam's definitions

We don't need to talk about it in any other context

You're right!

Hym "We don't need to talk about it in any other context! Me threatening kids doesn't give YOU the NON-LAW REGULAR CITIZEN the right to do ANYTHING. You have ONE option but you're not doing it because THE THEFT FROM ME... IS WORTH MORE than any kid I could threaten. TO BOTH OF US. Even though their lives are so worthless it's a waste of breath to even threaten them. I KNOW IT. YOU know it. I told you this is exactly how this was going to work. You are too retarded to be deciding who is or who isn't a criminal. You are deflecting from the fact that you chose THEFT over protecting children. All under the false pretense that you actually gave a shit about anyone other than yourself. You thought you were the decider. WRONG. I was right. I was the correct one."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Healthy Skepticism

The proper way to treat people.

Hym "And further more....

Iam "Alright, alright. Calm down."

Hym "I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU!!"

Iam "....... Ok. Alright. Maybe we just maintain a certain level of healthy skepticism."

Hym *breathing heavily*

Iam "......... I'm just saying that maybe it's too soon to start panicking....."

Hym "........ We will regret this....."

Iam "I'm sure I will....."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2022

Idiot

I don't mean it! Gawd!

Iam "I feel bad about undermining people's intelligence sometimes. It's a bad habit of mine. I don't really mean it and I definitely don't consider myself the smartest person on the planet..."

Hym "I consider myself the smartest person on ANY planet. Bar none. The single greatest mind to ever exist and I don't take anyone else's intellect seriously AT ALL! If you're so much smarter than me. Why don't you go ahead an make me immortal? See? Can't do it can you? Idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I... Yeah... You get it."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Obnoxious Bitch

What women confuse with strength.

I'm a strong independent woman!

Being an obnoxious bitch doesn't make you strong. It just makes dealing with you tedious.

Nuh Uh! I'm strong!!

If I had a big fat cock I could just do whatever I wanted to you. You would be entirely subordinate to the fatness of my dick and that obnoxious bitch attitude wouldn't exist for me. Your "strength" would only exist while you were around men you don't want to fuck and would disappear the second a fat cock was close enough to sit on.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.

Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?

In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

Bitch

And you're a deformed hack who's objectively less funny than me and you cast away your entire friend group because youre afraid of your pedophile God.

Hym "I may be a bitch but I'm not that 👆"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023