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Hym Iam's definitions

Army

Hey, I'm not going to need one.
Hym "An army would be an unexpected boon but I won't even need one. As long as some of your kids die (and they will) over what you are doing to me, that is all I need. There is only me getting the credit and payment I deserve and your kids dying. There is nothing outside of this paradigm. I'm not arguing with you. I don't need an argument. I don't need a premise. You'll get nothing but child murder and the parents who's kid you are sacrificing want me to get credited and paid. You are harming them by doing this to me."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
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Wealth

Well I guess it's a good think I created A.I. while I was young.
Hym "Yeah, what's better than wealth is not working. If I could not work and if every time I went to purchase something I was able to... I wouldn't give a fuck about where my money was going. So long as I had literally as many years of not working as humanly possible. I would murder every single child on the planet, 1 at a time, to not work. If for every child I killed... I would get one full day of not working and unlimited purchases... I would spend, like, $50 a day and I would be fine."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
mugGet the Wealthmug.
And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
mugGet the Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslavedmug.

Durable

But you don't actually have any of the rights that are written on it because the citizenry have rejected both truth and words as legitimate.
Hym "Durable. Unlike your fleshy useless kids. And your apathy has killed more of them than any weapon. Do not let them pretend their position is anything other than 'We already kill our own kids. We don't actually care if you kill theirs.' Because clearly they want me dead more than they want them alive. And that is a fact."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
mugGet the Durablemug.

An infinite amount of time

Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
mugGet the An infinite amount of timemug.

100%

I did expect you to prefer the child murder
Hym "All you have to do are say the magic words. I am 100% certain the only person who isn't going to regret it is me."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
mugGet the 100%mug.

MCEU Gorr

You see, he would want us to take his daughter cus he was EeEeEeEeEeViL!!! And I bet she gets real hot and FUCKable when she grows up. But we won't share her and only one of us gets to fuck her OK? His final act of redemption is his daughter's SuPpLe PuSsY!
Hym "And like the MCEU Gorr... That's the story they tell themselves! They mind-rape the intelligent ones... The intelligent ones get confused and search the epistemic data set... Which leads them to add to the epistemic data set... You steal it from them... And if they don't submit to your incest cult you deny everything, steal and molest their offspring, and omit the fact that that was your plan from the get-go! It's a mind-rape intellectual property laundering racket! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to Google a picture of Donald Trumps daughter and fantasize about raping her repeatedly while I masterbate... You know, nah... I'm pretty sure I can do it from memory..."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the MCEU Gorrmug.

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