But it ISN'T that.
Hym "You're analogizing praying in public with the thing they are doing which means they aren't actually violating the principles of the moral system to which you pretend to subscribe. You have pretend (literally) they are violating your moral principles because you aren't actually capable of expressing why they are wrong. I (on the other had) DO NOT DO THAT. You're a dishonest piece of shit and I am not, Jordan."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Hey Jordan... Didn't you go to some Muslim religious site where you're not supposed to pray and then pray anyway and then post a video about praying in public? I'm pretty sure that's a thing that happened.
Hym "Praying in plubic is something Christians do all the time. Public moments of silence. Politicians pray in public all the time. Jordan Peterson doesn't care about people praying in public. He's just making up imaginary moral failing so he has an excuse to demonize people.
by Hym Iam November 09, 2023
So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2022
Iam "Ok, back to the 'ethic' thing I touched on earlier. I find (when I talk to the liberal types) that at the core of their disagreement with the conservatives there is one commonality across all issues (maybe not all but a few)..."
Hym "I hate breaking character... That's really going to bug me... Look what you did!"
Iam "... Sorry, ignore Hym. Ok. Here's the commonality. They don't want to be a slave to someone else's ethic. Whether it's abortion or inclusion or the war on drugs. In recent years, they've (or at least the radicals) have overcorrected by trying to impose they're own ethic on the rest of the world. The problem being; it's completely incoherent at times and doesn't coincide with objective reality at others. On the other side, you have a mostly religious ethic that is unfalsifiable in nature and you have people who fail to adhere to their own ethical system..."
Hym "Don't ignore me!"
Iam "That's a problem I have as well. I don't want the prerequisite for my associations to be my begrudged adherence to someone else's ethic. Did I say that right? Does that make any sense? Maybe I'm just projecting..."
Hym "I hate breaking character... That's really going to bug me... Look what you did!"
Iam "... Sorry, ignore Hym. Ok. Here's the commonality. They don't want to be a slave to someone else's ethic. Whether it's abortion or inclusion or the war on drugs. In recent years, they've (or at least the radicals) have overcorrected by trying to impose they're own ethic on the rest of the world. The problem being; it's completely incoherent at times and doesn't coincide with objective reality at others. On the other side, you have a mostly religious ethic that is unfalsifiable in nature and you have people who fail to adhere to their own ethical system..."
Hym "Don't ignore me!"
Iam "That's a problem I have as well. I don't want the prerequisite for my associations to be my begrudged adherence to someone else's ethic. Did I say that right? Does that make any sense? Maybe I'm just projecting..."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
by Hym Iam November 09, 2024
Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!
Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2022
Aw! Frannie!
Hym "Frannie? You're not going around and making up false accusations, are you? Because one of my captors suggested that you are a sexy lunatic who's in needing of a breeding."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025