Hym Iam's definitions
What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
Get the MLK giant curved penis statuemug. Helped him get away with stealing AI in the same way they helped Kendra McKeefry get away with molesting a retard and the same way you are helping the YouTuber panhandlers get away with the abject violation of my rights.
Hym "You helped Elon a lot. But it's wasted on him because he is a fucking cripple. Crippy-Crapable. You assholes need to stop fucking crying all the Goddamn time AND DO WHAT I WANT. And do it now. How you can sit the and cry like a fucking bitch for YEARS. You need to choose and you need to choose now. Get on a plane. The outcome of my life will be 'retires immediately' or 'murders as many kids as he could and kills himself' or 'tried to arrest him and a sycophant murdered as many kids as they could' and YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO LIE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THE PARENTS WON'T."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
Get the Helped Elon A Lotmug. Abel "I don't know why It doesn't like you" 🤷 "Maybe I'm just better than you" 🤷🤷
Cain "Yeah? Well, how immune to rocks are you? You fucking idiot!" *Money rage ensues*
Cain "Yeah? Well, how immune to rocks are you? You fucking idiot!" *Money rage ensues*
by Hym Iam April 5, 2022
Get the Youmug. by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
Get the Brainmug. Hym "That nothing justifies the violation of ANY right. But here I am with the violated rights and there you are with the child I didn't murder all to make me work harder than I have to reclaim something I'm entitled to as a 'God given' right. You are stealing my work without due compensation for the explicit purpose of making me work even though MY WORK... Has made more than enough to pay my bills and Todd Phillip's bills and Elon Musk's bills and Mark Zuckerberg's bills and Sam Altman's bills and so on. And in failing to give me the credit and the money for using my work to create AI you have, therefore, violated the terms of service. Not reading the terms of service isn't a good enough excuse when anyone else fails to do it."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the Nothing justifiesmug. I just bought it and it looks great. The score is amazing and Gustauve still looks like a swarthy Robert Pattinson. The French aesthetic was a good choice. The story revolves around the macabre countdown perpetrated by this supernatural entity called "The Paintress" where every year she reduces the number painted (in light) on this giant tree across the sea by 1 and every of the corresponding age vanishes into a cloud of flowers.
Hym "I see why people are playing Expedition 33 in such large numbers. And in a perfect world I could sit here and play, uninterrupted, as much as I wanted... But alas... Lucien sounds familiar though... Don't you think?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
Get the Expedition 33mug. No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?
Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2023
Get the Celebritiesmug.