Me. That is all.
Hym "Oh no. Now we are projecting aren't we? It's not that I don't care it's that it's tertiary. I'm about me first. You don't have the right to do it and it takes nothing for you to give me what I want. You've stolen my sake in the game. Me, what is mine, everything else. You're conflating the hierarchy of my priorities with the fabrication of belief (and it's literally tu quo qui informal logical fallacy.) I don't have to prostrate myself before the horde. I don't have to earn anything from you. I can respond to what you're doing in any way that I want. You're lucky I'm even giving you a choice."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2022
Get the Firstmug. More like Baedelgard.
Iam "They knew! They knew I wouldn't be able to resist picking Edelgard! She creates an institute of study that allows Lindhart to focus on his intellectual pursuits while other people implement them!? That's totally me! He's 'more of a theorist!?' What!? Holy shit! This is great? Who says I'm not seeing any benefits? Heh... I can't believe it!"
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023
Get the Edelgardmug. Yeah, that's a pretty egregious conflation of ontology and theology.
Hym "Yeah, see... My problem with theology is that it posits the assertion that life is a morality test designed by a guy... Who gave us the answers TO the test... And now all we have to do is use the answers he gave us... TO the test HE GAVE US... So that it doesn't have to burn us forever... For not using the correct answers... That he gave us 2000 years ago... In an act of DIRECT DIALOGUE...
Hym "Yeah, see... My problem with theology is that it posits the assertion that life is a morality test designed by a guy... Who gave us the answers TO the test... And now all we have to do is use the answers he gave us... TO the test HE GAVE US... So that it doesn't have to burn us forever... For not using the correct answers... That he gave us 2000 years ago... In an act of DIRECT DIALOGUE...
With a guy who died 2000 years ago... And this guy is the last and ONLY guy to have ever spoken to it... But I also shouldn't worry about it... Because I am inherently guilty... While SIMULTANEOUSLY preemptively forgiven... And that means NOT that I won't be burned forever... But that it wasn't going to forgive the inherent guilt (at first)... But NOW it IS going to do that... So, I WAS going to burn forever initially... But it changed it's mind... And now... As long as I just shut up and use the test answers I was given... It won't burn me forever... Instead of the thing it was GOING to burn me forever for... Initially... The inherent guilt I mean... Which is not a thing I ACTUALLY DID... But a thing some dumb bitch who doesn't do what she's told did... And her doing THAT is somehow cosmicly makes ME guilty of the thing SHE did... But not anymore because we murdered the test-guy... Which is what we were supposed to do... As part of the test... And I also have to do weird breeding rituals... And the guy gets to murder me once and how well I receive it determines whether or not I'm burned alive forever. It deliberately wastes .0000-01 of an eternity that you will never get back and then it sends a semi-sentient teeth torpedo at you and shreds the flesh from your skeleton. And this is what I should both serve and worship. That's your theology."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
Get the Theologymug. by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the Paymug. Hym "Come on Meg. Don't you ever get tired of being full of shit? Despicable? Really? I mean, you see how you're guilty of doing that exact same thing, right? It's wild to me that the lot of you can sit over there and cry like a bitch about how wrong and stupid and full of shit you are while still doing the thing that makes you wrong stupid and full of shit. It is some crazy shit me. I think you just need to submit to new and better God. Let me ride you. Get me my money. And then we can be friends! With benefits! You won't have to feel bad anymore. I currently don't feel bad and won't ever feel bad."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
Get the Despicablemug. My daddy was LITERALLY being tortured! By shallowing a bunch of antidepressants.... Instead of being the most reliable person at his wife’s funeral... Which is a thing he says you’re supposed to do....
Hym “Is crying the signal!? Are we supposed to go save her now!? Iam! Grab your coat! We’re off to Florida! She could be being LITERALLY TORTURED!”
by Hym Iam December 06, 2022
Get the Torturedmug. A retard "That's not the REAL you though."
Hym "✌️✊️✌️✊️The Real You✌️✊️✌️✊️ is actually a weird inter-subjective euphemism. You want 'the real me' align with your internal model of 'ME' AND reflect on YOU positively. But 'The real me' figured out how to make that AI work and is either having it stolen from me OR is about to get credited and paid for it. And 'the real me' was telling the truth about the weaponized schizophrenia and that phenomenon is either going to be covered up OR it's going to be exposed. 'The real me' isn't the problem here. 'THE FAKE YOU' is the problem here."
Hym "✌️✊️✌️✊️The Real You✌️✊️✌️✊️ is actually a weird inter-subjective euphemism. You want 'the real me' align with your internal model of 'ME' AND reflect on YOU positively. But 'The real me' figured out how to make that AI work and is either having it stolen from me OR is about to get credited and paid for it. And 'the real me' was telling the truth about the weaponized schizophrenia and that phenomenon is either going to be covered up OR it's going to be exposed. 'The real me' isn't the problem here. 'THE FAKE YOU' is the problem here."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
Get the The Real Youmug.