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Kids

You do worse to protect the Chitlins... Even sacrifice other people's children...
Hym "Remember when I said that if the difference me turning to violence and me not turning to violence was you NOT DOING THAT... You would just to it anyway and bank on the fact that locality would prevent it from being YOUR kids? Remember that? That was a good one... AND LOOK WHOSE RIGHT AGAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THERE GOES YOUR CLAIM TO MORAL SUPERIORITY! God... I love being right... It's just... You make it so easy!"
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
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Wishful thinking

On your part.
Hym "Stop trying to impose your wishful thinking on me by democratic fiat. You're a one trick pony. You don't control reality as a matter of democratic fiat, cripple. And what you are doing now is trying save your own hide."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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Brilliance

Behold the shear brilliance of the stupidest thing that has ever happened
Iam "Behold the shear brilliance of the stupidest thing that has ever happened. It was a beautiful thing and a terrifying thing but I did it for a reason. And YOU'RE the one watching it."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Convenient

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Calm Down

At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.
Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."
by Hym Iam December 6, 2024
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Reiner De Ridder

I've never seen someone take someone else's back from the stacking position like that. That was brilliant.
Hym "Yeah, that was tight I've never seen someone do what Reiner DE Ridder did to Kevin Holland in the ufc before."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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