Children

How many can he convert?

Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Traitor

I can't be a traitor as I do not like to take sides.

Hym "If I'm a traitor, I wasn't trying to be one. A woman shouted that at me the other day. I don't even know who's side I'm on! I'm not reaping any of the benefits from either team so... Oops. Didn't mean to betray you but I'm still in the cage so...."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

$5

You know, I just remembered said I would give Samuel L Jackson $5... But that was before I started my "Give them 1 million dollars!" Policy.

Hym "That wasn't an insult by the way. The $5 thing just happened before I thought of the million dollar thing...."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024

Daily viewership

I don't have access to the analytics but

Hym "I know I have a daily viewership of highly motivated international fans that have changed their lives in accordance with my propositional ethic. So... Let's take a look at the analytics. Put your cards on the table fuck-face. What's my score?"

by Hym Iam August 05, 2023

Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

by Hym Iam September 05, 2024

At this very moment

As in right now on this stage?

Some doofus "The falsification of data for the purpose of self-aggrandizement is happening at this very moment!"

Some other idiot *clears throat uncomfortably*

Some doofus "I'm not a hack I swear! The guy from Urban Dictionary that I'm referencing is a genius!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022