Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.
Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Your kids

If you cared about your kids I have the money by now.
Hym "Your kids don't justify anything and that is not why you a doing this. You need to stop deluding yourselves. Was Suchir Balaji not even blood for you? It's gotta be somebody's kid?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
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Kids

Hey, I would die and kill over a lot of things and you just aren't going to give a shit if I kill an incel.
Hym "It isn't that I want to kill your kids... It's that I want to kill the guy responsible for doing this to me this so badly that I will gladly kill your kids as a proxy if you are going to chose to defend them. Which you have. And it isn't me who's responsible for it because I don't give a fuck what I did that makes you think this is justified... If I am the impetus for your actions... The people who started it were doing it and it spread before I threatened anyone. So, what's the deal here Jordan? What's it going to be?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Kids

YoU sHoUlDn'T bE tAlKiNg AbOuT pEoPle'S kIdS.
Hym "If the threat of this occuring naturally to one of your kids isn't enough I'm just going to do it to one of them. Manually."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
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Kids

You do worse to protect the Chitlins... Even sacrifice other people's children...
Hym "Remember when I said that if the difference me turning to violence and me not turning to violence was you NOT DOING THAT... You would just to it anyway and bank on the fact that locality would prevent it from being YOUR kids? Remember that? That was a good one... AND LOOK WHOSE RIGHT AGAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THERE GOES YOUR CLAIM TO MORAL SUPERIORITY! God... I love being right... It's just... You make it so easy!"
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
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Synopsis

What this is
Hym "This is not a threat. This is a synopsis of what is, has been, and will be. The cudgel you are holding is being wielded against me and has been for 15 years. It is now in the hands of people who are supposed to be reasonable. So, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the other schizophrenic brandishing a weapon at me: put the knife down before you hurt yourself. You have no options here. If you don't put it down everyone who is aware of the situation will know that you care more about arbitrating fame than you do about truth or justice. You don't have to like me. You don't have to condone my behavior. If the worst of us don't have rights than none of us do. So, put it down. You can put it down as slowly as you want but you WILL put it down. One way or another.
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
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Intersexual Friendship

Iam "Ok. On another note, I just had a realization about intersexual friendship. Let me know what you think. Ok. So, what I have observed is that there are two ways in which intersexual (platonic) friendship plays out. I haven't come up with terms for them yet so we'll just call them 'Type A' and 'Type B'..."

Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."

Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"

Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."

Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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