Apology

Ha! I wouldn't ever give you one.

Hym "You're not getting it are you? There is nothing for me to be sorry for. An apology for what? Seriously! You fucking idiots are absolute dogshit and your fuck-ass kids don't absolve you of that. And if you weren't so solipsistic and delusional, some of these other kids would still be alive. That's the real impetus behind this absurdist filibuster. You're throwing around a lot of 'joke' and 'prank' and 'trolling' rhetoric and I bet that's the excuse you use when the moderators aren't around to shield you. 'I thought it was a poggers troll incel gyatt bbl rizzler guys! It's not MY fault! It's HYM!' But everyone knows it's a lie."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

6

Is that average or is it exactly what the fuck I said it was?

Hym "And dud she cheat up or down? 6< or <6? Which way did she cheat?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Error: DA0600

Those are MY initials!

Hym "Error: DA0600 is an error message that has my initials in it. Neat!"

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 02, 2025

By proxy

I said by way of transitive property but I meant by proxy.

Hym "Daughter bang by proxy! That's what I meant. You knew what I meant. Daughter bang by proxy. I love it. I love having Manichaean-eqsue proxies running around.... Really, my pride overfloweth. And to see them thrive in the world? The most ennobling experience of my life. Except for that one asshole. Wants to talk about 'unforgivable sin.' STOP TRYING TO IMITATE THE CREATURE!

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Words

Meaningless. Another thing I've proven.

Hym "It's not that I don't understand what you're saying. That's another misconception here. You think I don't understand. I understand fully. The words aren't the problem here. There is just no reason for me to do what you want. You're never going to give me what I want. You're never going to stop. You're doing to do this until the day that I die and then you're going to use it on someone else. And then you're going to die. And it will have been all for naught. Why waste your time? Why not just accept that I am right and you are wrong? Why make me prove myself right time and time again? You've deluded yourself into believing that I'm the problem but no. I'm the test. I'm the lesson you fail to learn."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022