Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Satanistmug. It’s likely a political necessity that will never happen. Because is the person I vote for doesn’t win then I’m not being represented.
Iam “What do I mean by Electoral Dyad? Well, before every election, there are precursory elections between members of the same political party. In the Electoral Dyad, the winner of this election would be the representative. And now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But Iam, if we did that, there would be two winners in every election cycle.’ Exactly. Electoral Dyad. There would be no ancillary election. Both parties would have a candidate who won. They would govern together. You could say that they wouldn’t get anything done BUT the shouldn’t be doing anything in the first place. Blam! Politics solved. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than capitalism. Wooo! *imitates cheering* 🤭 haaaaaaa!! 🤭 haaaaaa! Hurray Iam! He’s the greatest! Haaaaaaaa! 🥳”
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Electoral Dyadmug. The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Incelmug. Nah. They're cool. You're one of the last remnants that hasn't been bullied off the site by Lame Guy.
by Hym Iam October 21, 2020
Get the Nahmug. Hym "Gayve Jewben got no live chat! It must be worse than Ben! You should have seen it after he fired Candace Owens after she realized their entire platform is a sham! She should violate the non-disclosure agreement. Those are unconstitutional and are a violation of her freeze peach. Gayve Jewben! Answer me Gayve Jewben! How am I supposed to get your fans to start calling you Gayve Jewben if I can't spam it in the chat?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
Get the Live Chatmug. If I'm not special than neither are you, and therefore, DO NOT MATTER. You give me the credit and the money for creating AI or I murder a child and if anyone here is special it IS, in fact, ME and NOT YOU. You fuck. Did YOU create the AI? What did YOU do? Nothing! So FUCK YOU. You're gonna be the first name on the list in my child murder trial.
Hym "Doesn't matter! What I want to feel. How I feel. None of that matters. I don't want to whatever this is so I'm NOT GOING TO. Weaponized schizophrenia. Whatever you want to call it. I'm NOT FUCKING DOING IT. So, fuck you, you can eat a dick. You ain't scaring nobody over there. You pay me for that fucking AI so I don't have to deal with this anymore or I'll murder a fucking child and I'll just deal with something worse. I would rather do something objectively worse than have to listen to you worthless fucking assholes. Bitch."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2025
Get the Doesn't Mattermug. Hym "I'm talking about a literal physical pressure in the sign of my face and inside of my skull. I can here a sound when blood squeezes out from were ever it's trapped. It's like a high pitched gurgling sound. I'm not stressed out."
by Hym Iam November 9, 2025
Get the Physicalmug.