Hym Iam's definitions

AkaSemka

You found him!

Hym "That's me! 6'1. Brown eyes. Looks kinda like Shogun Rua. Not 2700 in chess but I am pretty high rated in everything else! AkaSemka search complete! We found him. I'm the guy."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Were you always Evil

Yes. You were never good. That was never a thing. You were delusional the entire time. You enjoy being that way.

Hym "And it say nothing about free speech or the rules because it's already again the rules. Had you know he was being tortured you would have done the same thing to him as you are doing to me. You where never a free speech guy. Speech isn't what's happening there. That is a prime example of the rules that already exist being ignored and imaginary rules that don't exist being enforced. The guy that was tortured and murdered on kick was entirely entrapped by the social convention that kept him there. Those people don't need a change of the rules but rather a heaping helping of murder. You need to be murdered with them. So, were you always evil? Yes. It's partially the jews and also the religion but also you're shit. You and the rest of the internet news garbage. The faster you get murdered the better. If you have kids your kids need to be murdered with you so you don't continue to taint this place. Anyone who knew and didn't speak out about it needs to be murdered as well. Starting with anyone named Matt. Kill all of them. These people are completely devoid of reason and are basically animals."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2025

Not your problem

Neither is Anti-Semitism! Neither is Palestinian genocide! That one isn't even vaguely analogous to any of YOUR problems.

Hym "It's not your problem. But neither is anything else that isn't happening directly to you. So, whether or not a problem is yours has any relationship to how you act in the world."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

Sorry that happened to you

Oh! Hey! You spoke to... Um... Shit! Kaitlin's gay friend!

Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Reverse Cowgirl

Hahaha! No shit really!? Wow! That's hilarious! I shouldn't laugh but if it's one of the guys I'm thing of it's extra hilarious!

Hym "Hahaha! I shouldn't laugh about the reverse cowgirl weiner breaking BUUUUUT I has a woman laugh hysterically at the shear size of my dick so.... Hahaha! You stupid fucking bitch! I told you that you didn't know what you were doing! And I knew that you didn't know that because I'm smart and you're dumb! Hahahahaha! Aha! Hahahahahaha! Can't break my weiner! Hahaha! I'm sorry! I'll stop. That is fucking tragic! HooooooMAN! WHY IS REALITY A THING!? IT'S SO DUMB! EVERYTHING IS STUPID!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Correct

If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.

Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...

👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025