Hym Iam's definitions
It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.
Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Get the Dragon's Monologue 2mug. by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
Get the Suitmug. It isn't the fluid you fucking idiot it is the pressure build up that got worse a year ago due to an inability to drain properly through my lymphatic system. My symptoms are getting worse. The doctor's have been dismissive about it. I cannot afford healthcare. It is a preexisting condition so even insurance would not help me. But you know what would!? Being able to pay out of pocket because I literally created AI!
Hym "You know the problem isn't the damn fluid. So, there is the problem with the liberal atheist. They need to use you as fuel for their collective bargaining so they need you to be enslaved beneath them or they have no weapon against the incest cultists. They want to chain you to themselves so that when they drown, you have to drown with them. They are the desperate grasping hands dragging us all to hell. They can't stop their shitty cancer kid from dying so I have to die with it. But, who did your wife fuck? You and not me. Who created AI. Me and not you. You are perfectly fine with it when it's the other way around. Credit and money or I will give you exactly what you want. You want me to die with your piece of shit kids, I will."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2024
Get the Fluidmug. by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the A Superpowered Slavemug. Yes.
Hym “Beauty! Yes! ✊ Truth? Sure. 🤷 ♂️ Huh? Interesting hierarchy of value there bud. You’re clearly an advocate for men. Hey, if the whore has to lie to get sex with the retard, how does that not make her a rapist? By your own definition? Careful how you answer. You’re entire propositional ethic is predicated on beau... I mean truth. Oops.”
by Hym Iam October 19, 2022
Get the Beautymug. I don't give a single fuck about being a model citizen. And not having to be subordinate to your arbitrary whim is worth more than your life, your kid's life, and you're family's life.
Hym "Sorry. I don't see how modeling behavior after people who 'By whatever means' managed to become a 1 does any good for anyone. You have a handful of 1's, and, the ROLE of everyone else is to become a 1 or sit on the other side of the / and accept your fate as a 0. It doesn't matter who the model citizen IS. What matters is what they will do to stay on the numerator of the side of the line."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Get the Model Citizenmug. Some of that was actually poignant.
Hym “Poignant but still fucking derivative of me. And here I remain. Uncredited for my contribution. Why? Because and only because I’m slow to violence...”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the Poignantmug.