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Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'
Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Think differently

"He needs to think differently"~Person who thinks their mind is better than yours. I'm glad I had this one primed. I've has this in the tabs for a week.
Hym "Trying to control what people think is far more morally repugnant than trying to control was they do. And the idea that I need to think differently is predicated on an a priori presupposition that you mind works better than mine. If your mood does not reflect your circumstance then you are delusional. It that 'This is fine' meme where everything is on fire. You don't give a shit about peoples mental health, you give a shit about denying yourself culpability. See, she's existing wrong and if only your thought were in her brain... Well then she'd be one of the true Scottsman! Golden and pure. Then you would cooperate. Then she could be allowed to exist qithin the confines of your solipsistic reality. This is you conflating the outcome of your life with the superiority of your ethos. Your ego can't take it. You can't NOT be the master of reality. You did reality right. And no one cam tell you otherwise."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Hot Pocket

Hym "Wha... 'Eat hot pockets because it will make your mother proud of you.' What in the fuck!?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Constraints

Hym "Nah. I'm not doing constraints. YOU need to do YOUR thing and I DON'T need to do what you say. YOU tell ME the truth. That is all. YOU have to do the word I say... And I DON'T have to do the words YOU say. This is EXACTLY how I KNOW that YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN GOD. Because the very IDEA of there BEING A GUY... Whose WORDS you HAVE TO DO... Is FUCKING YOUR MIND... COMPLETELY. Stop being a fucking WEASEL you dunce."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?
Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"
by Hym Iam July 6, 2023
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Consent

Did I consent to working in a place where the women where going to be fucking the retard I had to babysit? The retard can't even consent to a candy bar (Which relates to THE PARALLEL I WAS DRAWING AND WAS NOT A ACTUALLY ARGUMENT FOR FUCKING KIDS GUYS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! REMEMBER THAT "A KID CAN (THEORETICALLY) CONSENT TO A CANDY BAR" I SAID AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ARGUE FOR WHY IT TAKES MORE THAN CONSENT TO JUSTIFY IT GOING ON TO ASSERT THAT OVERFEEDING OR MALNOURISHING KIDS IS ABUSE! FUCK ME! YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, CONSIDERED "THINKERS") without some kind of oversight that is ENTIRELY PREDICATED on HIM BEING DISABLED. You only care about WOMEN'S consent. We really need to start forcing people to say the whole thing put loud.
Hym "Megyn actually just when on a rant about 'consent only' culture... Hold on... Let me see is I can find it quick............................. Nope. Could find it. I think it was 'consent only' as a criteria as it relates to the Russell Brand scandal. The 'consent only' position is entirely 'subject dependent.' She isn't entitled to sex with retards at work so long as she consents and there is a precedent that has been set by multiple women being imprisoned for fucking the disabled at work who where ALSO over 21. So CLEARLY there is something that HINDERS THEIR ABILITY to make and informed consent that HAS BEEN COLLECTIVELY ACKNOWLEDGED."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Uncivil Protests

Here's why they are dumb...
Hym "Right but the problem with your uncivil protests is that the government doesn't give a shit if Wal-Mart's windows get busted because 'ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!' The people you collectively have a problem with aren't the ones paying the price for your discontent because you aren't even GOING TO WHERE THEY ARE. And now that you've framed protesting AT THE ACTUAL PLACE WHERE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PROTESTING ARE as an 'Insurrection' and 'violence bad' the people responsible for the collective discontent are never even affected by the thing you're doing to other people who are not them. It's like a peasant revolt where the peasants burn down everything EXCEPT FOR THE KING'S CASTLE and then just go home. It doesn't work. What are you going to do? Replace the guy who says he believes the things you believe with another guy who claims to believe what you believe? 2 or 4 years from now? That's already been happening. 'If OnLy It WaSn'T fOr ThE oThEr GuY!' you'll perpetually cry but YOU'RE already were you are. You're an object in motion. So, it doesn't really matter is it doesn't work. But you know what does work (and I'm not advocating for this) 100% of the time? The threat of hammer clowns. In theory. They are the only thing keeping us safe. Hammer clowns and the threat of hammer clowns. Just look at Afghanistan. Their hammer clowns won and now they need new hammer clowns or be ruled by taliban indefinitely. If only they were amenable to reason.... Hmm... Tragic... Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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