Hym Iam's definitions

The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Burning bush

Wrong. Because Cain and Abel both talk directly to God. So, they were both perfectly capable of gazing upon it.

Hym "Yeah, your burning bush thing is wrong. The thing you said about God being to good to gaze upon or whatever. Cain and Abel were both able to talk to it directly. Which means.... Maybe it was just the Moses' who can't look at it 😸 Maybe you just gotta be one of the extra special God's favorite ones to look at it... Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

🖕

Here. That's for you. You can take that home with you. Put it in your pocket and try not to forget it's in there. I'd hate to see you run it through the wash and ruin it.

Hym "And you know what I think it is here? You know what I think the problem is (and tell me if I'm wrong)? The REAL reason you're not just telling me what I want to know? Because that would take the power away from the people doing it. If I could go and see where this information if being kept; the next time someone did it I would be able to say to myself 'Oh they are a user of the site that allows author guy to reference the description I used the other day' and it would take all of the meaning out of them doing it. They would be rendered ineffective. I might potentially be able to use it to my advantage. And you just don't want that. You want me to remain subordinate to people who have no more authority than I do and needlessly increase the amount of work I have to do to get the things that I want. Why? Spite. Mostly spite. So here 🖕 here's that. Do you like it? I made it specially for you. No, no take it. You can have it for free."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2022

The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Watchlist

Red flag laws are unconstitutional and you know if someone was saying it about a conservative threatening to shoot someone who came on to their property (or something) you would be against it.

Hym "So nope. No red flag laws where I live. Totally unconstitutional. No watchlist for me so you can fuck your faggot kids right in their retarded fucking faces you bitch. The FBI should be more concerned with that big fat bones you got for your kids. My advice would be: Stop doing an incest cult and go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

IAN!!!

YES IAN! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE! YEES!!! I AM THE GREATEST MIND THAT HAS EVER LIVED!!!

Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IAN!!! I'M LIKE THE GREATEST DIAGNOSTICIAN OF ALL TIME! HA!"

by Hym Iam May 1, 2023