Hym Iam's definitions

Answered my own question

I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.

Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

Tariffs

And, other countries, don't reduce the tariffs on America until he brings China's back down. And tell China to gimme the specs on the artificial sun.

Hym "Don't buy this bullshit 90 day pause on the tariffs. Leave the tariffs on America until he pays the creator of AI."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

*Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone)

It DOES sound familiar

Hym *Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone) "And I do NOT like... What you are insinuating..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Sneaky Fuckers

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...

Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Justin

Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.

Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022