Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Ok, that's not what I meant by 'hyper reality.' What I meant was the reality you experience as you're actively being stabbed to death or as you're falling off a bridge. My thing is better. We'll call it 'Ultra Reality' or maybe 'Maximum Over-Reality.' "
by Hym Iam June 7, 2022
Get the Ultra Realitymug. Imposter syndrome isn't real.
Hym "You don't like what I said about Hell so you are making shit up and LYING because you have ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF DOING WHAT YOUR INCEST GOD COMMANDS. You were perfect fine with ME going there. You are not sorry. You are lying. Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was murdered. By people like you."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Hellmug. Did I NEED to do the research? No? Because your destiny is to be held out of the fires of hell for all of eternity by your betters? Is that what it is?
Hym "Did I NEED to do the research or am I just a psychology genuis and your just some whore? What happened there?"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
Get the Researchmug. So not chicken...
Hym "It's just me being right about everything and you making a game out of it so you don't have to credit or pay me."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
Get the Right about everythingmug. Do I have a better use of it? Well, I could be using my fair share of all of the projects I've worked on without my consent to pay my fucking electric bill and I COULD be doing something other than sitting in the dark, waiting for the 3 year old bottle of Wild Turkey to kick in. BUT I don't deserve credit for any of that so I guess I'll just sit here because that is literally my only option for at least 30-45 days.
Hym "And just so you know, I'll be doing this every night. I mean, I'm going to run out of Wild Turkey by the end of the night but after that it'll just be sitting in the dark for half of my waking day and waiting for the phone to ring so I can work a minimum wage job within walking distance where people show up to revel in the fact the they won't let me take credit for the things I've done and that's the only reason I'm in this situation. That's how I'll be spending my time. Useless old sack of shit."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Timemug. Oh shit! George Floyd 2.0. Right there! Damn! No, THAT ONE they killed. They killed the shit out of his ass! Damn! Yeah, now that is an instance of cops killing a guy.
Hym "Yeah, see that guy who tried to resist arrest and got knelt on? Emma's gonna have a shit-fit over that one. She probably found out about it THROUGH MY PHONE. But, yeah, they killed the shit out of that guy. Get ready for the protests."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Get the Resist Arrestmug. Naahhh nooo.... I was here first. And I also said that if someone against whom you have no social or reputational recourse said some of the shit I said. People would have no choice but to agree. Because I am correct.
Hym "Not the first but he is good. And I like dip shit's take on him where he's says (and I'm paraphrasing) 'See he says the shit that I say, blah blah blah work hard, it's just the other shit that's the problem." And it's like, dawg, the other shit is why he's as popular as he is. Everyone sells that work hard bullshit. I scroll past a dozen different guys telling people to work hard and for everyone one video of theirs I see ten of his or ten about him. And my problem with that is: The success of the philosophy of hard work is predicated on other people not doing it entirely. What happens if 100% of people "work hard"? You go to McDonald's and a jacked man with cauliflower ears takes your order. You see another jacked guy flipping burgers. Everyone is working their hardest. Do either of these guys get promoted? No. Because the store can only have so many managers and the managers are shredded and working their hardest. What does that ripped McDonald's employee do? Leave his job? And go where? Walmart? Everyone there is swole as fuck and working their hardest. And they were there before he showed up. Now he's at the back of the line (in terms of promotion) making $10 and hour as a muscle-bound Walmart employee. What does he do? What do the people other than him do? They're also working their hardest. Do they all leave? No more Walmart. No more McDonald's. Do they all start business? So no more employees? Everyone is working their hardest."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Firstmug.