Hym Iam's definitions

Carlos

Now that I'm doing something akin to stealing jokes I've changed my mind about the guys whose career I ruined. I'm such a great guy for doing it too.

Hym "I don't have any dialogue for this one soooo..... Carlos."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

And we're not going back

Ah, yeah... That's better. That's good. That's how I should have ended it.

Iam "It keeps the darkness at bay... And we're not going back. Yeah, that's good. That's what it should have been."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2022

Conceptual realm

Holy shit you are an actual fraud!

Hym “WOOOOOW! How is that not exactly what I said about the conceptual realm? And you’re going to credit this dumpy, bumbling retard? What happened to me being “banal” Doug? I’m original enough to rob aren’t I? Look at him! Pft! This fat sack of shit Matthew Pageau is the banal one! You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re framed it as me being hoisted by my own petard but I’m legitimately better that you, you absolute charlatan! Better than you. Better than the cripple. I am authentic and you are a fraud. I am a genius and he is a crippy-crapable. Unbelievable! This guy is unbelievable! There is always a new low for you isn’t there? How about I practice finding people you don’t want me to find? Prick.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

The Public

Did nothing but deride, demonize, stalk, harass, mock, foist labor on, and ignore.

Hym "And now you feel entitled to the proceeds! It shouldn't be the billionaires who stole it benefiting from it! It shouldn't be the guy the stole it from... It should be you! It should be the public who did NOTHING! The ones who did nothing but reject, shit on, and humiliate the guy who actually did it. I'll kill your fucking kids you pieces of shit. Don't think for a second you'll get away with it."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Appealing to Christianity

This is what I mean about liberal being morons.

Hym "Stop appealing to Christianity. That isn't how the religion works. Jesus doesn't love trans. Like, no they aren't actually doing the religion but not doing the religion is part of the religion. 'God is on our side!' 'No ours!' I'll give you a hint: It's neither. You're just interpreting the word in a way mirrors your own desires. Is SO STUPID. It's just stupid."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Deprogrammer

I COULD HAVE BEEN CHARGING $300 A DAY!?

Hym “Jesus Christ I’m like the worlds greatest deprogrammer and I’m doing it for free 🤦 ♂️ Fuck me! 😩 I could have been charging $300! Shit!”

by Hym Iam December 1, 2022

The Dark Side

Feels good doesn't it?

Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022