Co-opted

Yeah, hey, I tried to warn you but you're being a stupid collectivist bitch.
Hym "Well, if you weren't a smug, retarded, asshole and you would have listened to PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, you wouldn't have to blow smoke up you candidate's ass to manufacture enthusiasm. My thing is being entirely co-opted here."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Co-opted

divert to or use in a role different from the usual or original one
Hym "This ☝️ is what 'Co-opted' means in the context of what I said. That's what you're doing and YOU SAY YOU ARE DOING IT. In saying that 'The modern conceptualization of sanity as an internal quality is wrong.' You're effectively saying that the general consensus is wrong and that YOU are correct. That's called diverting to a role different from the original one. It marks a change in the conceptualization of sanity BROUGHT ON BY YOU SHIT-HEAD. God you motherfuckers are dumb! "
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Free Speech Absolutist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!
Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”

Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”

Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”

Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
by Hym Iam November 10, 2022
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You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...
Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Coca-Cola

I couldn't wait an hour! I'm sorry! I'm so thirsty!
Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 04, 2023
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Corporate Communism

Which brings me back to a point I made previously...

Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
I was supposed to have off Sunday but I show up Saturday and the schedule has been changed without my knowledge. And if I don't like it... I just have to move to a different communist dictatorship don't I? Except I CAN'T! Because the water pump on my car went out and I literally can't go further than a block away from my house without my car stalling! I went to Taco Bell last week and my car stalled on my way into my parking lot and I had to push it into a parking space. Can't afford to get it fix. Can't work more hours because they have labor quotas. They keep hiring people to supplant my hours but they keep firing them because they are worse. When my manager told me that they fired the last one I laughed in her fucking face because SHE KNOWS the job is shit and that noone wants to do it and no one is ever going to work as hard as they want you to (Because they want you to dedicate your life to the dear leader and one of their values is Humility defined as 'Doing all of the work and taking none of the credit'). But that's corporate communism for you."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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