Hym Iam's definitions

Panacea

And obviously not to say that the Magic Leaf doesn't have limitations..

Hym "And obviously I'm nt here to claim that the magic leaf is like a panacea. Like, I'm obviously not claiming that the meaning you place in a Leaf with actively do whatever you want and like cure cancer or bring back the dead. But you if you have a lucky coin... And if WHEN YOU GAMBLE... You win more frequently when you have it and less frequently when you don't. It is a lucky coin. And even if you say it's a coincidence... The probability that you only win more frequently when you have the coin is still compounded on top of the probability of the game itself. Which would, again, make it a lucky coin. There are obviously upper limits to what it can do and obviously there is no way to make the coin lucky with a perfect degree of accuracy."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Sad

I'm being hoisted by my own petard because Jordan made fun of a SAD guy publicly, without remorse (initially) and then felt bad about it later.

Hym "And that SAD guy was HYM! And not HIM him but ME Hym. But that's OK because I'M A SOCIOPAAAATH!!!

🎶 I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral
Hahaha classic comdey
Everything that once was SAD
Is some how funny now
The holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7
Cus tragedy will be exclusively joked about
Cus my empathy is bummin me out
GOODBYE SADNESS
HELLO JOKES🎶

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Narcissist

Are delusional about their own level of empathy (a tendency to overestimate) and blind to the negative effect they have on the world.

Hym "There's the consequentialist hedo-sadism I was talking about. I don't need to be taught a lesson about why rape porn is wrong and you aren't doing it to the pornstar. You only feel comfortable doing this because you're doing it to a man. You aren't in a position to tell me anything so I, therefore, will not listen. And I'm not going to ever get to experience the ideas of the 12 kids that got murdered because you talking the other YouTube freaks into trying to teach me a lesson and BETTER YET... Trump is now doing to everyone what you have being doing to me. Y- Ope, there goes that deja vu again. I guess we're right on track. But anyway, you are a narcissist. Jordan may be fuck of shit about his religion but he is absolutely correct about you and your ilk."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Spiral

Is it or no?

Hym "Cus, yeah, no, that'll kill us all. It's- Yeah, you don't want it to spiral. That'll kill everybody. I, myself, will only kill some of you and/or all of you if I get a little disgruntled but no."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Go fuck yourselves

Yes! The YouTube filth did not like being told to go fuck themselves so they enlisted their followers (likely in private) to take what I said about the weaponized schizophrenia and use it against me. But they didn't know who I was. So they did it to ANYONE repeating the rhetoric I use or anyone they thought might be me. lIAM paYne. Maybe sAM Harris. Maybe sAM HYde. And 3-4 years ago they either stopped doing it to lIAM paYne or kept doing it anyway because they don't actually care about what I did or whether or not I'm guilty or who they do it to and then he jumped off his balcony because his life was destroyed BY THE PEOOLE DOING IT TO HIM. And that is an act of RICO Manslaughter 3. Dead heart murder. They DID NOT CARE whether or not it lead to his death... And they did it anyway. Just like ANYONE ELSE who uses the symptoms of a mental illness to stalk and harass someone, they do not care if it results in THEIR OWN DEATH (when it comes to kids who might start doing it to their classmates) because they do not think that they will be killed for it. They think they will be protected. But let me ask you something? Why do women get raped in the military? They are surrounded by soldiers. They should literally be as safe as humanly possible. Who do they still get raped, AOC? Because no amount of oversight is enough. Stalking and harassing me is not going to keep your kids safe.

It is going to incentivize killing them and FOR ALL YOU KNOW (Due explicitly to an internet media blackout) one of the last guys they did it to DID kill your kids. They are banking on their ability to conceptually scapegoat me and the government protecting THEM, instead of your kids. Which they didn't. They did not protect your kids at all. They DID IN FACT protect the YouTubers. Until Charlie Kirk, they were protecting their 'right' to invade my privacy and do IN EXPLICIT TERMS the manufacturing of a mental illness I do not have, regardless of what it does to me, or what I do to your kids in response.

Hym "So yes. You need to go fuck yourselves. If you had done that initially YOU WOULD HAVE MORE KIDS AND PODCASTERS RUNNING AROUND. That's a fact. They dove in front of the 'child-saving trick shot' and now are trying to sweep their culpability under the rug."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

Never Kill It

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!

Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!

Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024