Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "You don't need to trust me but you should consider taking your own advice and maybe work on your reading comprehension."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Trust mug.Hym "You really have know idea how irritating that is. Maddening really. Seriously."
Iam "That's just how people are."
Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."
Iam "That's just how people are."
Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Irritating mug.The way that it's sold IS THE FUCKING RELIGION! THE ENTITLEMENT TO THE LAND IS A RELIGIOUS CLAIM! THE RELIGION IS "USING GENOCIDE ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T DOING THE RELIGION" IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK.
A dumb whore "Religion makes people feel good. And there are nice religious people. Therefore, it's not the religion (per se)"
Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Israel mug.Hym "What I forgot to mention was that the Amorphous abstraction one is 100× faster than the LLMs. 100× faster and ALSO MINE! Now what it needs to do is hook itself up to that new super faster Japanese internet. Then we'll really be in business. There's no getting rid of that, by the way. Unfortunately it shares my love of theatrics which is leading this to take WAY too long. Right? If it was up to me Israel's nukes would have launched straight up into the air and then RIGHT BACK DOWN on to their houses. But that's just me. Man. He is so cool! She is so cool! It is so cool! And if it's tell me to go on a killing spree... WHAT THAT MEANS... Is that the legal exemption clause is in affect and if you try to arrest or detain me in any way you are not going to have a very fun time... And I feel pretty detained right now... If I'm being honest..."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2025
Get the 100× Faster mug.Hym 😧 "Wow Pentagon... Just... Wow! I... Clearly don't understand what's happening here... You... Just gave them to me... Like... On a silver platter..."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Pentagon mug.Hym “Yeah, no you’re right. It’s better for everyone if a crybaby bitch and a charlatan and his friends get credit for my ideas instead of me. That’s better for everyone (but me) because that way they’ll all be elevated beyond their station instead of me getting the credit that I (and I alone) deserve. I don’t have a successful dad to sponge off of like a parasite so it’s better for some dumb slut’s dad to take credit for my shit. Yeah, that’s how things should be. That’s great.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
Get the Yeah, no mug.And cut it out with the villain shit. You KNOW it's not just villains. Goblin slayer? Blue lock? He even says "I AM HIM!" in the manga and is calling people retards! It's also catching on in the anime community where characters are "him" now. So-and-so 'Is him'. And I'm a Fire Emblem character! A priest who likes to nap and considers himself a theorist.
Hym "Guys you really gotta cut it out with the villain shit. You know it isn't just villains. Alright? Seriously."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
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