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Retribution

Will be reserved exclusively for people who prolonged my torment unnecessarily and their families. I already thought of a fun game we can play to mitigate casualties.
Hym "My retribution shouldn't be your main concern. Your main concern should be the pressure in my brains and the Dead-man switch."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2025
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Billy Butcher

Oh yeah, I know! I know he does heheheh...
by Hym Iam December 8, 2023
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Stealing everything

How about not lying and stealing? How about if you're going to lie and steal and cover up the lying and stealing nobody gives a fuck if you get shot? Not CEOs. Not YouTubers. Not presidents. If I have to sit here in agony while my shit gets stolen and I get ignored... You assholes can die. It's fine.
Hym "Hey, try not stealing everything from people and then doing a weaponized schizophrenia and recording it and watching the people you're doing it to while they are at work? Maybe you would get your kids murdered less. You were objectively getting your kids mass murdered less BEFORE YOU STARTED DOING THIS... And now you are getting mass murdered more. I wonder why THAT is? I mean, nobody is listening to me. I don't have an audience and if I do it is because someone other than me wants me to have an audience and if me having a audience doesn't result in me being paid to have an audience then we are going to have a problem."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
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Irony

Wow, yeah, conservatives do not understand irony at all do they? Damn. I'm watching the Brett Cooper thing on Blake Lively and I'm like... Does she not see the parallel there? Or does she? Is she my ultimate herald?
Hym "Speaking of Irony and in-group preferential treatment, I just realized that I am a super minority whose only 'friends' have been of the same super minority. Blacknativewhite. And I wonder how much of this is driven by racism... And then I think 'I should own a free tesla... I created A.I. and am the greatest mind who has ever lived... Elon should give me a tesla for free- NOT THE CYBER TRUCK ELON!' He owes me for lying about creating A.I. (Because he knows it was me!) and is a good way to prove that retardation can be rehabilitated."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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Shut down!

🎶Go ahead and give to me 🎶
Hym 🎶Shut Down! Honey take me through the night🎶

Iam 🎶Shut shut shut doooown🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down! Now, standing here can't you see?🎶

Iam 🎶OooooOOoo🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down it's all right🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶

Iam 🎶OoooOooo🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶 RIGHT!? Like the Tim Petty song breakdown! Heheheheheh"
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.
Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Title

Ah! See em change it? They change them all the time.
Hym "She's a lazy shill who has her life subsidized and gets paid to regurgitate her inane and inconsistent propositional ethic and defend socially the people she is paid to defend.... You ARE her? I saw that title change though. If I keep doing it to the same title... How many times are you going to change it? 100? 1000!? Do you doubt that I wouldn't do it 1000 times just to drive home the reality of my superordinate will!? Aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!"
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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