Definitions by Hym Iam
ThAt'S nOt yOuR rEaL iDeNtItY tHoUgH!
A retard "ThAt'S nOt yOuR rEaL iDeNtItY tHoUgH!"
Hym "It LITERALLY does not matter what you think is or is not my 'real identity.' What you are doing is called 'No True Scottsmen fallacy.' YOUR identity is 'a fucking retard.' Look. I don't need to read your mind to KNOW that YOU KNOW you are trying to swindle the situation. YOU KNOW you are doing that. You think that sewing doubt on what constitutes 'my identity' is going to change things and it isn't. You don't get a vote. You don't get a say. And 'no' it isn't both. As far as YOU are concerned, if I say I am a 10 foot tall purple hippopotamus... I AM."
Hym "It LITERALLY does not matter what you think is or is not my 'real identity.' What you are doing is called 'No True Scottsmen fallacy.' YOUR identity is 'a fucking retard.' Look. I don't need to read your mind to KNOW that YOU KNOW you are trying to swindle the situation. YOU KNOW you are doing that. You think that sewing doubt on what constitutes 'my identity' is going to change things and it isn't. You don't get a vote. You don't get a say. And 'no' it isn't both. As far as YOU are concerned, if I say I am a 10 foot tall purple hippopotamus... I AM."
ThAt'S nOt yOuR rEaL iDeNtItY tHoUgH! by Hym Iam April 16, 2026
Thragg uppercutted
Hym "I don't know if you're watching 'Invincible' but that shit was crazy. Thragg and Nolan are talking and this man (Thragg) draws back to punch him SO HARD that it creates a fucking vacuum that PULLS NOLAN IN TO PUNCHING RANGE! Nolan... The superstrength-having Viltrimite... Get SUCKED IN by the vacuum created by Thragg pulling his arm back and in that moment he experiences what I can only imagine is the maximum conceivable amount of confusion one could ever theoretically experience. All he (the SUPERSPEED HAVING VILTRUMITE by the way) had time to do was let out a disconcerted groan like 'Egh?' That I can only imagine roughly translated to 'What in the fuck is-' cut short by getting Thragg uppercutted into fucking space! Fucking nuts. That was crazy! HA! THE WIND-UP IS ALREADY IN THE GIFS! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Thragg uppercutted by Hym Iam April 16, 2026
There is no other side
It isn't a coin. It isn't another team I'm going against. The thing I said was happening is happening, to me. Someone with the authority of the state needs to come here and confirm this is the case and then my contributions need to reimbursed but BEFORE OR AFTER... Anything even resembling "another team" needs to disperse and walk away emptyhanded. I will not negotiate if there is another team involved. I won't agree to anything if there is "another team" involved. You need to cease all communication with anyone claiming to be another team.
Hym Iam "There is no other side. There is no other team. I risked everything. They did nothing. And not they are trying to make me walk away emptyhanded with this all or nothing thing they are trying to do and I'm not allowing it."
There is no other side by Hym Iam April 12, 2026
Jesus
Hym "And that is really all Jesus. They don't have to do their book anymore but they expect other people to do it and if you call them on it they can just say 'Well, we murdered Jesus so it's fine!' The guy who was telling us to do it died so everything is just whatever! I don't feel bad so everything is whatever! Jesus it dead! Weeeeeeeeee!!!"
Didn't go as planned
Hym "Yeah, no, this didn't go as planned. A very noble sacrifice I'm doing here, completely disrupted by petty charlatans and greedy gremlin, and lead to a great deal of needless suffering for me personally and clearly others.... Yeah..."
Didn't go as planned by Hym Iam April 7, 2026
It's not technology or the economy
Nope. It isn't the algorithm. It isn't A.I. The only optimization you get with dating apps is that it allows women to filter for fat-cock.
Hym Iam "Dawg, A.I. is not the reason women aren't fucking. Do not blame my A.I. for that. It's not technology or the economy. It's not the algorithm. It's the fat-cock."
It's not technology or the economy by Hym Iam April 5, 2026
I haven't forgotten
But as you can clearly see, they are (in an abstract sense) trying to keep me chained to this fucking gas station.
Hym Iam "I haven't forgotten and you are doing great. Advance progress by 5% and get somebody down here."
I haven't forgotten by Hym Iam April 4, 2026