Some guy "Mmm... I could..."
Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"
Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"
by Hym Iam April 05, 2022

I've had more creative input on justin roiland's shows in the last several years than HE has! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "Hooooo..... That is hilarious. Truly."
Iam "It's a little disheartening..."
Hym "Creative input? He used white-out on our homework assignment and wrote his own name! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!"
Iam "It's a little disheartening..."
Hym "Creative input? He used white-out on our homework assignment and wrote his own name! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!"
by Hym Iam February 09, 2023

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Hym "Jane... What did my bitch aunt do? Are YOU responsible for this? Don't you think that if they will come for a sitting senator they won't come for you? And Emma... And Bodan... What did you do?
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

I always wait.
Hym "Did you see me dodge that hospital trap? Obviously a trap. That's why I wait. The Russell Brand thing too. I waited on than and now I am the good one. I always was the good one but I waited real good as well. So there's that."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
