Hym Iam's definitions
“I believe the central locust of change in the world is at the level of the individual” ~ some charlatan
Hym “Oh so you can believe in things? What do you mean by believe? You truly believe that, huh? Wild that you’re able to do that. ‘WeLl I aCt It OuT tOo!’ But you also BELIEVE it, motherfucker! And do you really act out the belief that if you don’t do the right thing you will be punished disproportionately? Kant would say that it would make morality impossible but that’s besides the point. Do you really? How can you act in accordance with a belief that you don’t have? And you certainly act like I’m watching but there is a distinct difference between you acting like I’m watching and acting like the creature is watching.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
Get the Believemug. AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S NOT HIW YOU READ A GRAPH YOU STUPID BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! OOOOH MICHAEL! At least you were more gentle then the men she screws!
Hym "HA! HAHAHA! NO! LOOKLOOKLOOK! I'll explain how the I.Q. graph works... The X axis is the I.Q.... The Y axis is the number of people WITH that I.Q.... So there are more women OF average intelligence... Than there are men of average intelligence... There are more men of radically LOW intelligence than there are women of wildly low intelligence... There are more wildy intelligent men than there are radically intelligent women... To put into terms a pornstar would understand... Women are the small-dicks of the intelligence world... Most of you are of average intelligence... So, most of you are >6 inches... And then like 16% of you are <6... But if it makes you feel better, liberals don't believe in static intelligence... And there is only 1 creator of A.I. and...
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
Get the I.Q. graphmug. Hym "Make sure the rest of his kids know their father is a retard. And make sure Ben's kids know their religion is an incest cult. Shout it at them in the streets."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
Get the Fathermug. You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Marijuana Psychosismug. Hym "Ok for context this governor is addressing the leaked GOP messages and she claimy that they 'believe in gas chambers and believe in rape.' Like, what the fuck are we even talking about here? The tooth fairy? Those aren't 'things that people believe in' and I don't think being flippant about either of those thing somehow translates to you needing to deny me the credit and money I deserve so you can get me to stab a little girl. It does make MY THING look a lot more ALLOWED. It makes it look like my thing is allowed and your thing better not fucking be allowed. Right? That's what I saw. That's what it looks like to me."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
Get the Believe in rapemug. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the The Tristan Songmug. Hey, a guy in my community said you stole everything from him and screwed him out of his retirement.
Hym "Did you steal genetics from that guy? What the fuck is with you niggas and stealing shit? He's an old guy. Like a half a head shorter than me so, like, 5'6. Bushy beard. Studied genetics (Apparently). Find that guys stuff. Find his genetics immediately."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
Get the Geneticsmug.