Hym "Platonic by definition, huh? Ha! I like her! Hahaha! That was good! I liked that. I'm like a dictionary guy so I'm showing my biases a little bit but that was very concise."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Are you fucking retarded? Like, you've been telling yourself that men are dumb and useless for the last 20 years but you are not intelligent in any way shape or form. They are dumb to ME. But I was able to formulate a working theory of AI from a starting point of complete ignorance at a whim because I was disgruntled at work one day. YOU are not ME. 'Men' are, like, 'regular' to YOU. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ! Syntax?
Hym "It isn't the syntax I'm using that makes this compelling. It's not a trick. I'm not tricking you with syntax. I mean- Is that what you think is happening here? Is that why you started swearing? Like, you think 'Oh well, he's swearing and all of his work is wildly successful so I guess they like swearing and I can swear too so I'll just swear and men will like the things I say more' and that is your political strategy? Like... You're fucking retarded. Men like syntax and video games so you're going to study syntax and advertise in video games and that's somehow going to detract from the fact that I'm being treated like a human battery to feed your filthy, momgrel, retarded, fuck trophies and that I'm both being ignored and my rights are being violated in the form of a communal mind-rape surveillance apparatus and I literally created AI in public while this was happening and now you are pretending you didn't see any of this because you would rather someone have to bury their kids than admit you're dumb as fucking dogshit and you're letting mentally retarded billionaires and child molesters bribe you to remain silent."
by Hym Iam June 05, 2025
No. Hey, your daughters are going to be 18 soon and I'm 3 months away from being the most attractive and eligible person on the planet at all times. So, you know, I think I'm going to fuck em. You being obstinate and I didn't want to do it before but now I think I want to do it.
Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch my mouth. You didn't watch your mouth. You ran your bitch mouth and accomplished nothing and I ran my bitch mouth and created A.I. Like, there's level to this dawg. I'm the greatest. You are not. I'm up here 👆 You're down there 👇
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...
Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2024
No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.
Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2024
Who? Me!? Surely that's not what you're insinuating! God... For your sake, I hope not... That much irony is likely to poison your blood causing you to overdose and die...
Hym "Me!? An Autism!? Surely you jest."
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023
Yeah, honk honk to you too bitch! You think you're the first person to honk at me this week? The last guy honked 4 times. If being half a piece of shit better or worse?
*honk honk*
Hym "Did it work? Did honking at me stave off your looming death? No? Did it stop me from doing anything? No?"
Hym "Did it work? Did honking at me stave off your looming death? No? Did it stop me from doing anything? No?"
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022