Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "My YouTube keeping subscribing me to me to random channels... What the fuck? And at the same time it's like 'Yeah, I'm totally into Kiki Wong. I'm way into literally everything that is going on over here... Like... All of that." But YouTube doesn't KNOW that! It doesn't KNOW me! I DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE TO YOU KIKI! I DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE BUT I REFUSE TO STOP! I WON'T LET YOUTUBE WIN! NOT TODAY!"
by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
Get the Subscribingmug. Not self-diagnosis.
Hym "There is white build-up that forms on the upper right side of my gums. Right above where my tooth with the hole in it is... It's probably there not. Here, I'll stick a finger in and show it to the camera......... See it? If a doctor were to swab that... What would he find and what would he prescribe? It doesn't grow on the upper left side of my gums. See? Not the bottom either. Right above that tooth there is some kind of bacteria growing. When I asked an ER doctor about it he asked if I had been to a dentist and told me to buy Tylenol... Tylenol doesn't do anything. It doesn't help. Because it isn't a headache. THAT DOCTOR said it was a headache. The word headache was on the receipt. It was not a headache. It's this white shit. Whatever THAT is, is what's wrong with me. Not the things I say. The gang stalking and gaslighting is what's wrong with YOU. And the peripheral elements of my life are the direct result of ALSO YOU, you piece of shit, and me not getting paid.
Hym "There is white build-up that forms on the upper right side of my gums. Right above where my tooth with the hole in it is... It's probably there not. Here, I'll stick a finger in and show it to the camera......... See it? If a doctor were to swab that... What would he find and what would he prescribe? It doesn't grow on the upper left side of my gums. See? Not the bottom either. Right above that tooth there is some kind of bacteria growing. When I asked an ER doctor about it he asked if I had been to a dentist and told me to buy Tylenol... Tylenol doesn't do anything. It doesn't help. Because it isn't a headache. THAT DOCTOR said it was a headache. The word headache was on the receipt. It was not a headache. It's this white shit. Whatever THAT is, is what's wrong with me. Not the things I say. The gang stalking and gaslighting is what's wrong with YOU. And the peripheral elements of my life are the direct result of ALSO YOU, you piece of shit, and me not getting paid.
White Build-up. Directly above a tooth that used to have a filling in it. The filling came out. Now there is a hole. Fungus growing on the gums above the tooth. Pressure in the right side of the head. Sounds like fluid build-up. Can hear the fluid push into the back of my eardrum when I swallow. Spread to the left side 1 year ago. Now there is pressure in BOTH sides of my head. The last could of weeks have been especially bad. I cause that Nora virus that has been going around and during THAT illness I had a series of nose bleeds that actively alleviated the pressure on the LEFT side of my head for a few days. That is not TMJ. Fuck you Doctor Zach."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the White Build-Upmug. Hym "I have not threatened anyone as you are not supposed to be able to see this. I am nit communicating with you in any way shape or form and if YOU are communicating with ME or interacting with THIS it is EXPLICITLY INTENDED to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and is done explicitly as a form of cooperative gaslighting and harassment AND your ability to do so is contingent on a surveillance apparatus set up around me by people who have no authority to do so. If it was a crime you would be taking me to court. Therefore, you must get more out of this than you would taking me to court. You will submit to legal recourse or I will murder a child. I was also fired while striking so that is cool. Ummm. Yeah. Chop chop. I'm going to be a lot less sympathetic to people who advocated for the continuation of a bizarre and cruel violation of my rights and the theft of my property the longer this continues and I agree to NO CONDITIONS until I've been credit and paid in accordance with my contributions. Die today please."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
Get the You are not supposed to be able to see thismug. You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.
Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the AI Jesusmug. Formerly "Chris Tyson," Ava Tyson is a trans-woman and Mr. Beasts co-host or friend or something. Transitioned fairly recently and came under fire from red-pillers and conservatives for breaking up his-er her family. Came under scrutiny AGAIN for some form of nondescript impropriety with children. Rumors about NSFW content in front of children. Maybe a dick pick.
Hym "THERE, MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY 'LOOKED INTO' THE AVA TYSON STORY! YOU SMUG LIBERAL FAGGOT! IF MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT OR ANYONE FROM HIS FAMILY IS KILLED IMMEDIATELY I WILL SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Get the Ava Tysonmug. You likely know that it's the literal opposite of that and THAT'S THE ACTUAL PROBLEM. If you were in a brothel I wouldn't care who you fucked.
Hym "It's not who you fuck. It's who you don't and across what axis you're discriminating. How YOU regard people is entirely contingent upon whether or not you're dealing with a bigot. I'm no different."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the Who you fuckmug. by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Throat cancermug.