I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
Get the Mufflermug. Hym "Fuck Daniel Radcliffe. I am the thing you got paid a million dollars to pretend to be you fucking dork."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
Get the Daniel Radcliffemug. No! I don't want to do that at all!
Hym "Nonono... 'Stop thinking' is probably the only thing I don't want to do. YOU probably would like me to stop... But I'll never stop! Especially after I get the robo-body. But no... And negativity is good. So, yeah... No."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
Get the Stop thinkingmug. Hym "Money is also more important that women... Temperature... Like, not the climate but like the temperature in your house... Like a cool 68⁰... Carbonated beverages... See, these are all things that are (unlike women) are not wrong and bad... Revenge on society. You see women wouldn't understand this because the patriarchy does more FOR them than it does TO them but they are just full of shit and delusional... Antibiotics... Hair... More important than women... Not having it makes you an actively bad person... Weeding out charlatans and burning them at the stake... Giving Megyn Kelly a belt spanking... That ones on the fence cus she is a Woman but the spanking (in that instance) in more important than women as such... OH! OH! I almost forgot the most important thing! Murdering kids! The closef you can get to birth the better! Hammer. Stabbing. Rocket launcher. The MOST important thing is getting those motherfuckers IN. THE. GROUND. What they need to start doing is putting a blender under the birthing tables. Rev it up while she's giving birth. You won't have to listen to this stupid bitch scream. Ppppllllttt! Shit em out, straight into the blender."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Moneymug. Hym "What a genius! The me who invented those AI chat bots who can perceive is a genius. Great job me."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
Get the AI Chat Botsmug. HOOOOOOOOOKAY.... Okay.... So...
Plastic Patient "I did it to feel better about myself!"
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Plastic Surgerymug. I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.
Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2025
Get the Elon is not the creator of AImug.