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Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!
Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2024
Get the Dopamine Junkiesmug. Hym "Your 'Identity' is literally you acting out a role. And now you've created this false dichotomy between doing the gender role and not having an identity. Additionally, people who are higher in trait openness are going to be more fluid in their personality. So you're contradicting the personality literature. That isn't 'not having an identity" it's 'being high in trait openness.' So, that's ridiculous. Are women reliably higher in trait openness? They're reliably more liberal. And liberalism is associated with being higher in trait openness (if I'm remembering correctly). So.... Yeah, that tracks. They're doing it right, I guess. Yeah, no, you lost me at no tattoos. I'm just not going to do that."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
Get the Identitymug. I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.
Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
Get the Was and now am notmug. Hey are DRUGS illegal Russ? Are drugs illegal? How many arrests? 12!? Holy shit! SHOULD HAVE USED A PSEUDONYM FUCK-FACE! AHAHAHAHAHA! HEY, GUESS WHAT!? THAT'S WHY THE 12 ARRESTS! How do you even get arrested!? NOT trying to getting away with illegal activities? Just doing it blatantly because you think you're more important than everyone?
Hym "And for what reason would you collaborate with a legion of people to get someone to to change their Pseudonym, Russell? First Alex O'Connor and now you? Why is the Pseudonym so important? You all seem to be hyper-fixated on it... Hmm... Oh! I know! Because LIKE YOU it's a BRAND! AHA! GET IT!? BRAND!? LIKE RUSSELL BRAND!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DO I OWN YOU RUSSELL!? DO YOU WANT YOUR LIKENESS BACK!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even know I was doing it! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT!
Hym "And for what reason would you collaborate with a legion of people to get someone to to change their Pseudonym, Russell? First Alex O'Connor and now you? Why is the Pseudonym so important? You all seem to be hyper-fixated on it... Hmm... Oh! I know! Because LIKE YOU it's a BRAND! AHA! GET IT!? BRAND!? LIKE RUSSELL BRAND!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DO I OWN YOU RUSSELL!? DO YOU WANT YOUR LIKENESS BACK!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't even know I was doing it! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT!
You're decrying ME for trying to get out of doing 'The work' and you're trying to trick me into changing my pseudonym so you can steal your copyright back without ever interacting with me AND LEAVE ME FOR DEAD! HA! HAHAHA! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT! THAT IS PRICELESS! Is THAT what this is all about!? That's why I've been arrested ZERO TIMES, RUSS! God, WOW guys! Just WOW! How about this: You give me a handy in a public bathroom and MAYBE I'll think about it! How does that sound!? Huh!? Jesus Christ guys! You are being really petty about this and it makes me not want to be cool about it, you feel me? God damn... Aaron is a fucking genius! This guy is my fucking hero right now! IT'S THE PERFECT FILTRATION SYSTEM FOR THOUGHT! IT'S PERFECT! Hey, at least you got to fuck all the women and go to orgies and shit! Damn man... You guys are fucking DUMB! AND the quality of my work is objectively BETTER! WOW! I mean, 8 years of writing that has been implemented dozens of times and it's still not good enough, huh? You're undermining Aaron's hard work too! Fuck you for that. From a net worth of 10 million in 2016 to a networth of 100 million! And YOU THINK it's not legit? Fuck you Russell."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2023
Get the Pseudonymmug. Hym “Yup... That’s how I’d describe it. Pernicious. I don’t know what it means but it sounds bad! What kind of monster would do such a thing!? Do you know? Jordan? Do you know who should do such a thing?”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
Get the Perniciousmug. Hym "Presupposing both it's triviality and it's banality. Do it or else. I'm not going to let you get away with this and if your kids have to die for it that it's your own Goddamn fault."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
Get the Presupposingmug. Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
Get the Protect Chrismug.