Iam "Hey, wouldn't feminism be considered 'Gynpathocentric?' "
Hym *with a mouth full of lo mein* "Hmm?" *Slurp* "No."
Iam "What? Why not?"
Hym "Cus it would be redundant."
Iam 🤨
Hym "Because emotions are for pussies. It'd be like calling it 'Gynegynecentric.' "
Iam "Heh. Sounds like a Devil fruit."
Hym "HA! It does! What kind of power would you get for eating it?"
Iam "I donno. The ability to self lubricate... But only until you're on your 40's"
Hym "Hahahahaha! The ability to dump out evil little minions that vaguely resemble a man of your choosing and can emulate the man's power."
Iam "Oh shit. That's actually a legitimate power!"
Hym "You're surprised? We're literally a screenwriting genius."
Iam "Heh, well, I wouldn't go that far..."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Hym *with a mouth full of lo mein* "Hmm?" *Slurp* "No."
Iam "What? Why not?"
Hym "Cus it would be redundant."
Iam 🤨
Hym "Because emotions are for pussies. It'd be like calling it 'Gynegynecentric.' "
Iam "Heh. Sounds like a Devil fruit."
Hym "HA! It does! What kind of power would you get for eating it?"
Iam "I donno. The ability to self lubricate... But only until you're on your 40's"
Hym "Hahahahaha! The ability to dump out evil little minions that vaguely resemble a man of your choosing and can emulate the man's power."
Iam "Oh shit. That's actually a legitimate power!"
Hym "You're surprised? We're literally a screenwriting genius."
Iam "Heh, well, I wouldn't go that far..."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 14, 2022
WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.
*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2024
If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 03, 2025
"If the employer can't dictate what their employees do then they are a slave to the employees" ~ Vivek
Hym "No. They aren't. You're creating this implicit false dichotomy between the employer being a slave to the employee or vice versa. If an employee can't negotiate what happens while they are on the clock workers don't have rights. It's little more than servitude. And no, Aba and Preach. I'm not demanding money. Money is and has always been a tertiary concern. I doubt I could get anything from this other than recognition for the incredibly high quality (legally). The primary concern IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN the blatant stalking and harassment that allows a fat bitch named Aba (or preach you're not important enough to make the distinction) to quote something I said at a bonfire in front of exactly 3 people. Stalking and harassment THAT PREEXISTS ME POSTING ON URBAN DICTIONARY. But it isn't about what I'm demanding or even whether or not I AM demanding anything. For you it's about teaching some cosmic lesson to someone who SAID A THING YOU DIDN'T LIKE. You want to be able to participate in the learning of a cosmic lesson that DOESN'T ACTUALLY MATTER to YOU or ANYONE ELSE. It's isn't about safety. It isn't about moneyz. It's about holding somone accountable with AUTHORITY YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023