Dr JeepJorp "I shouldn't have to do things I don't want to. Other people should have to do things they don't want to so the world will be better... For me and my fuck trophies... I'm not compelling you. I'm just using selective inaction and shunning to mitigate success... Because I deserve this... Me... And you don't... You are were you deserve to be in life... If you deserved more you would have it.... Like I do..."
Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."
Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Get the You are were you deserve to bemug. Oh, you're curious?
Hym "Yeah, no, Verso ending is shit. Probably the right thing to do in the context of the story but deeply unsatisfying. I'm playing it again on expert to get the good one."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
Get the Versomug. Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2025
Get the Blakemug. Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
by Hym Iam October 21, 2022
Get the Possessedmug. Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.
Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2024
Get the The Trialmug. IS THAT WHAT SATAN MEANS!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "Is THAT what SATAN means!? AHA! So anyone who accuses the Jews of being wrong or bad becomes both wrong and bad!? Uno Reverse! And then Something-something non-sequitur follows shortly after like 'Well of you're "The Accuser" then I just get to do whatever I want!' THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!? THAT'S THE WHOLE JEWISH RACKET! 'OoOoOo Ghefoigal! He's accusing me of doing the thing I'm doing Goysh! He can't know I'm doing the thing I'm doing! Only I know I'm doing the thing he knows I'm doing!' The accuser. That is priceless. 'He's doing an insurrection! And insurrection against God! OoOoOo Ghefoigal!' Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. That. Is. Hilarious."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2024
Get the The Accusermug. If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...
Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
Get the Womanmug.