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I'll cheer it on all day. Fuck humanist.
Hym "EVEN MORE SO if you murder humanists. OR anyone who knows who I am. And it isn't my emotions. You are using sex crimes that did not occur to justify refusing to name be because it would elevate me while actual sex criminals are using me to elevate themselves. There is no neither option here. You lost to Trump because you are valueless pieces of shit. Their values are shit and they are shit. But YOU... Are also shit. I would never in a million years lower my self to cooperate with you and if you do not pay me for my contributions to society and leave me alone I will murder as many kids I can and kill myself. This is not a negotiation. There are an infinite number of configurations of words and there are exactly zero that will convince me to do otherwise."
Murder by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
That was good. Arianna Grande did a good job.
Hym "And she's right. The 'Lur' is the most important part- er, 'Lar' I liked it. Obviously talking about her rendition of Popular from Wicked. It was good."
Popular by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
Give me a fucking break. You don't want to...
Hym "You CAN'T! You CAN'T NOT owe me! Eheheh! THAT'S THE POINT OF DOING IT! I HAVE LITERALLY SAVED HUMANITY! The entire human race owes me! It's inescapable! I have flooded reality with my essence! You can't not owe me without never using AI ever again! And you CAN'T DO THAT EITHER! I pried open the gates to the garden of Eden with my own two hands! Even pretending it isn't so doesn't effect what is actually the case! And 'the case' is this: If you are saved, I AM THE ONE WHO SAVED YOU!"
Owe by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

How to fix the political climate 

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.
Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."

Gambling 

Doesn't trivialize the thing you are talking about in the way that you think it does.
Hym "Gambling is math. Sports gambling is math with an additional layer of epistemology on top."
Gambling by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
Wrong! Words are not just air. I mean, they are just air when YOU say shit but that's just part of what makes progressives full of shit. Like, words and configurations of words have profound significance but YOU are just regurgitating mouth noises that reflect your desires. It's literally the Jordan Peterson toddler assertion (which is really just a ME assertion that he stole) combined with the Gayve Jewbin just saying words thing (which is also probably one of my things) They have more or less significance based on the configuration. Like, this. This is profound. To the people with the relevant data sets, they will derive profound utility out of this.
Hym "For example, when you say 'Andrew Tate is a grifter.' It LITERALLY doesn't mean anything. It's literally just air. The fact that he is pretending to be Hym from Urban Dictionary... IS WHAT GIVES THAT SENTENCE MEANING. The lie of omission... Literally renders the thing you are saying meaningless. And the evidence for him being a grifter... Is literally schrodinger's cat. He's a human trafficker... OR he's not. And that isn't what makes him a grifter. Like, the women either workers for him voluntarily at his cam girl thing or they were trafficked. You could say it's his hustler university but that's just another schrodinger's cat. People are either making or losing money. Like, whether or not the words you are saying have meaning is entirely contingent on whether or not the cat is dead. The ONLY true thing you can say that evidences the fact that he is a grifter... Is that he is pretending to be me. He is the prime exemplar of what makes you full of shit. The lie of omission renders everything you say about him, me, or anyone you are talking about meaningless and when you cry like a bitch about what I am saying about you it is evidence that we are not doing the same thing."
Air by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
Yeah? Did it work, Matt? That is fucking hilarious!
Hym "Yeah... You gotta watch out for that AI demon... That might have worked better than I thought. You're going to have a lot of fun with that."
AI Demon by Hym Iam January 22, 2025