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Suffering

None of the antonyms are very accurate...
Hym "Didn't we already do this one before?"

Iam "I don't know. I kind of vaguely remember doing it once before...."

Hym "Hmm... Well, just do it again for posterity"

Iam "Alright. So for 'Suffering' they use antonyms like 'Joy' or 'Delight' but those things are fleeing. They aren't really the opposite. The opposite of 'Suffering' is everything that isn't 'Suffering'."

Hym "Yeah... That's good. That was a good one."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
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Government

Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.
Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."

Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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Recording

If a picture says 1000 words than a recording say 1000 words to the power of the (number frames per second/the duration of the recording) Right? Is that not how that would work? I'm not a "Math" guy. Math guy, go prove that right....
Hym "Did we do a recording one yet?"

Iam "I donno 🤷 I can't remember whether or not I'm recalling something or coming up with it for the first time."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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Politics

A game.... But only until you're being shipped off to a reeducation camp or a concentration camp. Until there are tanks rolling down your street and you're telling a Russian war ship to go fuck itself.
Hym "Politics gets real faster than the average person can prepare."

Iam "Oh shit, I'm not saying it's not right. I'm just saying..."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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Asking

I'm not taking credit for anything. I'm asking YOU what's happened here. And I'm not getting an answer.
Hym "I'm asking the question. That's all I've ever done. I just woke up here."

Iam "This is kind of sad... What would the world be like if I hadn't said anything?"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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The Devil

Say his name and he'll appear...
Hym "Speak his name and he'll appear. To whom am I referring?"

Iam "The Devil?"

Hym "Exactly! See what I did there!? Isn't that clever!? Hahahahahahahaaa!!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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Spears

An anachronistic way to die in the modern era.
Hym "I miss spears..."

Iam "How do you mean?"

Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."

Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"

Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."

Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."

Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."

Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"

Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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