Hym Iam's definitions

Psychopaths

If the amount of these ever gets to 5% or more then then we're not going to have a good time...

Hym "I mean... It seems obvious to me (for obvious reasons) but.. if the name of the game is 'subjugate the psychopaths' wouldn't it make sense to usurp the centralized authority? You know... So you don't have the be subjugated? Redefine all the words... Create the moral structure by which everyone lives... Is that not obvious to anyone but me? Oh... Nevermind. That's probably wrong. Actually. That is wrong. The opposite of that is true. They would never do that and I'm not a psychopath... A perfectly sane individual... Yeah... It's fine. We're fine. Everything's gravy baby... *Sigh* Shit... Why do I say things...."

Iam "Hey."

Hym "....."

Iam "What's up?"

Hym "......."

Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"

Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"

Iam "Umm... Ok..."

Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"

Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"

Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."

Iam "A... Alright..."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Cheating

You're not doing thing if you don't get caught.

$10 prostitute "I'm a beautiful, young, married woman."

Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Oh?

Not good enough?

Hym "Oh? Ok. I'll do it again... *Deep breath*..."

Iam "Hold on a second! Just wait. I'm not sure what to say here but I know he shouldn't be the one to say it. Look, You all spend all day every day projecting your thoughts on to the internet. I internalized those thoughts and projected them back in response to an inside joke that a retard made about 'what I think (not know)'. And the word he was looking for was 'suspects'. I 'suspect' that what was happening there was happening. Nobody cares? That is a brilliant observation! I noticed that too! I guess it's true what they say about 'great minds thinking alike' I can almost smell the smoke fuming from your nostrils as you tried to come up with that response.

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Macrocosm

Ooooohhh.... Oops.... Yeah I see how that works

Hym "Shit shit shit ..."

Iam "What?"

Hym "They're going to light us on fire or something this time!"

Iam "Well, we die either way and there's no reason to assume the pattern breaks"

Hym "I don't care! That's not the point! That shit is the worst! Ugh!"

Iam "I donno... Maybe it won't be that bad this time."

Hym "We won't even get to die fighting something cool!"

Iam "I donno the horde is kind of cool..."

Hym "I mean like fighting a Galactus or something! God this sucks! Every God damn time!"

Iam "You don't know that this isn't the first time."

Hym "That's still 100%!"

Iam "Well... I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe they'll try and it'll activate our superpowers or something."

Hym "That would be dope. We could subjugate humanity!"

Iam "No."

Hym "What!? But it would be funny. Macrocosm. Shit... Shit shit shit."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Shit

Everything.

Hym "Uggghh.... Shit!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "Holy shit! People really need to stop doing things!"

Iam "Everything is falling apart..."

Hym "Maybe we'll have an aneurysm or something..."

Iam "That would be better than what's happening right now."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Ministry of Truth

The single most malevolent thing I've ever heard in my life. Jesus Christ....

Iam "I just don't understand why you guy have to be this way... Ministry of Truth!?"

Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."

Iam "God... Why?"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Okay!

Great! Good. Awesome! I'm very pleased.

Hym "OHO! Is it!? Okay! That will work."

Iam "Good?"

Hym "Yes. Looks like we might avoid the hangman's noose for now hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022