You've heard the chant right? What it sounds like you're insinuating is that they're supposed to be chanting MY name.
Hym "Is that a thing? When they're chanting the 'Say his/her name!' shit it's supposed to be 'IAM HYM! IAM HYM!'? That would have been dope. I feel a little robbed though... I feel robbed out of my minions... I wanted to wield them against my foes. Instead some retard is making them paint streets and tip cop cars. He's wasting perfectly good minions. And some of them are hot so I could be fucking the hot minions. This whole thing has been a wash. *Sigh*"
Iam *Snoring*
Iam *Snoring*
by Hym Iam May 05, 2022
Formerly "Chris Tyson," Ava Tyson is a trans-woman and Mr. Beasts co-host or friend or something. Transitioned fairly recently and came under fire from red-pillers and conservatives for breaking up his-er her family. Came under scrutiny AGAIN for some form of nondescript impropriety with children. Rumors about NSFW content in front of children. Maybe a dick pick.
Hym "THERE, MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY 'LOOKED INTO' THE AVA TYSON STORY! YOU SMUG LIBERAL FAGGOT! IF MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT OR ANYONE FROM HIS FAMILY IS KILLED IMMEDIATELY I WILL SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
by Hym Iam October 25, 2022
Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.
Hym "Holy shit is your poetry not very good. Mine inspired so many bodies of work that I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time. But your shit poetry? That, on the other hand, is the worst thing ever written. "
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Ha! Well, that's great! It's a good thing that you don't care about other people's kids living because... Eheh, they are not doing THAT anymore! RIGHT!?
Hym "Well... Now hold on a second... That's not 'ALL we care about...' Because clearly you care about NOT HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHY THOSE KIDS ARE DEAD. But don't worry Mr. President, like always, I'll do it for you (as I do so love to set the record straight)... IN THE NEXT POST!"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?
Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Seriously. I've never claimed to be your client (Outside of callling you 'my shrink' in a Dave live chat but he knows I was being flippant and he told me he loved me because he knows how much it pisses me off) So I don't see how that is relevant.
Hym "I never said I was a client. I a said a thing was happening to me that IS happening to me. And someone needs to be killed accountable. And the fact that people are actively trying to create a situation where someone is being allowed to evade accountability is unacceptable. It reeks of a woman. And you're seemingly perfectly willing to participate in the falsehood. And it isn't a matter of 'give me this or else' it's a matter of the central figure in all of the to be brought to me and being helt to account and then retribution. I also have no reason not to be paid for services rendered. And what happens is if not isn't something you have to be worried. That's the alternative-timeline-where-this-doesn't-happen's problem. You're not worried able it. Don't pretend to be worried about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2023