Sleeping

What should be doing right now.
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
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Control

You want me to think I can't control you but really there's nothing you can do to STOP me from controlling you.
Hym "Want to see me control you? Try to stop me as hard as you can ok? I'm the single most powerful psychic on the planet. You want to see? You don't believe me? Ok. After you leave the site you're on to read this... Come back at a later time or date to read this again. There. You have been controlled."
by Hym Iam October 01, 2023
mugGet the Controlmug.

Not in a good position

Because America violated a treaty by inviting Ukraine into Nato.
Hym "You know who else is not in a good position? Emma. She should be I the mounting position."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025
mugGet the Not in a good positionmug.

No fuck you

Hym "No fuck you. Your need to spite the people who won't cede control of the discourse to you is the weapon they wield against the populous and in doing so you give control of the discourse to them. Amd YOU shouldn't have control of the discourse because YOU are dumb as fucking dogshit, liars, self-indulgent, phoneys. You have no conception of what WRONG is or even what it means for YOU to BE WRONG and you don't care. You had better pray that there is nothing for you to resist because WHEN THERE IS... You're going to do THEN what you did now. Which was nothing."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2024
mugGet the No fuck youmug.

Explanation

You'll explain it to the parents Matt Dillahunty.

Hym "Or I guess I can do it for you. I'll give you a little explanation. I'll give you an explanation in written form just in case Matt Dillahunty won't. Here's why you kid is dead. In a minute here I'm going to send this message and it is going to go somewhere and it's going to be viewed by an indeterminate number of people. Some other those people are famous YouTubers like Matt Dillahunty. These YouTubers have all agreed to keep it a secret from me to prevent me from both recouping my losses and to allow the continuation of a stalking and harassment campaign against me. So, your kid is dead because these YouTubers tried to teach me a lesson I did not learn that they have no right to teach and it would be alive if they had came clean. Some of them lost employees over it. Some of them lost followers. All of them deserve to be in prison. Or dead. Any dissenting voices likely silenced my NDAs. And your kid might ALREADY BE DEAD. A death might have ALREADY OCCURED. ME killing you kid might not be the first death this has caused. But your kid is dead because these YouTubers took it upon themselves to make things worse and couldn't be held accountable for doing so. I'm going to send this not. Then I'm going to back tab out of the submitted screen. And that is something you can do with all of the hundreds of open tabs.
And then when whoever finds my phone will see the tabs. Read this. Further up there is a list of YouTubers I know for a fact are participating. Right up before the election it said the servers were down and they weren't back up until after they election. I guess somebody didn't like their odds is I was allowed to speak freely. But that's besides the point. Your kid is dead. Ask Matt Dillahunty about it. Go through the whole list. They will be able to tell you why your kid died. They won't. Or they'll lie. They might even apologize. But they knew what they were doing and they knew what would happen. And I doubt you'll get an explanation from them so here: That is what happened."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
mugGet the Explanationmug.

Shooter

Hym "The Trump shooter! I almost forgot! He was bullied every day. They wouldn't say HOW he was bullied but that was the case. Not that knowing that un-kills that volunteer fire-fighter... And neither does individualizing blame..."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
mugGet the Shootermug.

Worse than Lobotomy

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
mugGet the Worse than Lobotomymug.