Hym Iam's definitions
No seriously. What do you think the writing team of some of these shows makes per season? And how does me writing the things that are on the show not constitute "me being on the team?"
Hym "What is the salary? Should I google it? Did anyone else on the writing team not get their paycheck or is it just me?"
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Salarymug. Oooohhhh... ok. I see it. Yeah, I just watched that "Don't worry darling" movie. It was alright. I'm a little disappointed I DIDN'T write any of it. I was like 90% sure I'd have a line or two.... Oh, well I guess...
Iam "Wait, so... Are we supposed be the wife? The blonde?"
Hym "Hmmm.... Yes. Yes we are."
Iam "Right, cus he says 'If you have something to say, use your own words' right? So, yeah that makes me think it's, like, us. I mean, it was alright. Was that her first time directing? I mean, it was a good first attempt."
Hym "I feel like Jordan getting stabbed could have been more compelling. And the dialogue was a little on the nose. 'Silly man it's my turn now' or whatever? Blegh!"
Iam "Aw shit, spoilers..."
Hym "Hmmm.... Yes. Yes we are."
Iam "Right, cus he says 'If you have something to say, use your own words' right? So, yeah that makes me think it's, like, us. I mean, it was alright. Was that her first time directing? I mean, it was a good first attempt."
Hym "I feel like Jordan getting stabbed could have been more compelling. And the dialogue was a little on the nose. 'Silly man it's my turn now' or whatever? Blegh!"
Iam "Aw shit, spoilers..."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
Get the Use your own wordsmug. Hym "Smart. And killed all of the converts? Good job! They would have subverted your government entirely. Good Job Japan."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
Get the Japanmug. I mean.... if by “politics” you mean “not being manipulated” and “not allowing people to get things they don’t deserve” then, yeah, that’s exactly what he did. I (on the other hand) have been transgressed against. I have been failed by a system that has rendered me irrelevant, 98% of my family. I don’t need to let you do this to me. I’m doing it out of the kindness of my heart. And you’re exploiting that kindness. Because that’s what you’re like. All of you.
Hym “If actions are more important than words, why are you doing the thing you’re doing? I don’t even really need to act. I’ve already proven I can contribute substantially to the world from the comfort of my own home and if I wasn’t being publicly and blatantly exploited. And that’s what this is about. You, imposing you Protestant work ethic philosophy on me and by extension anyone who isn’t one of your fuck trophies and/or dicking down your daughters. It’s about being God unto Pharaoh. That’s the reality of your politics. ‘The government can’t be the final arbiter of morality... because it should be my church.... and because I can’t think and have be raised to accept the propositional ethic... I am an avatar of the propositional ethic... therefore, the final arbiter of morality is me.... me, me, me...’ and this is the problem with all religion (secular and Theistic religions alike). It’s just narcissism with more steps.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
Get the Politicsmug. And FURTHERMORE, since you wanted to go there "SIS", in addition to having to carry lesser players to victory KICKING AND SCREAMING, I'M KNOWN IN THE COMMUNITY. In the same way that I'm known internationally for my genius, I'm known in the community and people recognize my name and overtly or subtly sabotage my matches. I recognize and remember the names of the people who do it repeatedly.
Hym "There is also an element of intentional sabotage. Like, right now. You're reading this and are STILL withholding actionable information from me aren't you? That's what makes YOU and the rest of them saboteurs. I don't need to know you. YOU only need to know me. I will be the one!"
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
Get the Intentional Sabotagemug. A guy actually stood up for me saying to his girlfriend that she wouldn't be able to tolerate the blatant disrespect. And he's right. You wouldn't be able to tolerate it. Joe wasn't able to tolerate it and then cried like a bitch when the horde came to do to him what he did to carlos mencia and Jordan couldn't tolerate it and wanted to make jokes about not even showing up and then what happened? Crying like a bitch.
Hym "And you aren't better than either of them. Jordan failed to endure for a year what I endured for several and you aren't more respected than he is are you? The blatant disrespect had Joe rethinking his whole life and wanting to what? Violence someone? Threaten someone weaken than him? Don't fucking start that shit with me. I am not the one."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2023
Get the Disrespectmug. I mean...
Hym "Apparently not, Joe Rogan. Apparently other men can't be better than me as I am literally and objectively the greatest writer who has ever lived. And it looks like MY ORIGINAL THEORY OF AI was correct and therefore am the creator of AI."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Apparently notmug.