Hym Iam's definitions
Iam "See, I'm thankful but I'm making a point. And one reason is that you allowed me to better make my point. My point being that no matter what I say there are some people my words will never reach. That my inability to convince the people who happen to disagree with me to do what I want them to do isn't the result of my own insufficiency. Some people just aren't willing to listen to me. So, I'm sorry for using you in that capacity. And I'm thankful to the shit-head that will have to live the rest of his life knowing that his accomplishments have been rendered meaningless in the wake of my intellect because I legitimately never would have been able to see my writing play out in front of my own eyes. I just don't have the means. I'll never have the means. He now knows exactly how much better than him his political enemies could actually be. This has been a validating experience for me."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Did you turn (what is basically) my diary into a movie and run away with the profits? I don't even know how to feel right now!"
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Hym *Snickers*
Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"
Iam *Glares*
Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You can't be serious!"
Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."
Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."
Hym "Ha!"
Hym *Snickers*
Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"
Iam *Glares*
Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You can't be serious!"
Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."
Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."
Hym "Ha!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Act mug.Some guy who needs to stop thinking thoughts I don't want him to think "In practice people who study philosophy too long become very odd birds, not to say thoroughly vicious; while even those who are the best of them are reduced by ... philosophy to complete uselessness as members of society."
Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."
Iam "Don't say that."
Hym "You shut up."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."
Iam "Don't say that."
Hym "You shut up."
Iam "Sorry..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Iam "This guy is unreal! 'tricking the audience'!? Like how I talked about the the "Attack on titan" writers tricking people into rooting for Hitler!?"
Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"
Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."
Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"
Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"
Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."
Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"
Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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