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Wait, so... If you're wife thinks you're ugly.... Do that mean she thinks I'm hot? She does doesn't she? Ha! Hahaha!
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
Get the Wifemug. HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!
Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
Get the Titanicmug. Giving people copyright of their own features to combat deek fakes! Let's get some of that over here! Doesn't bode well for the AI guys because they are literally building MY MIND AS I DESCRIBE IT FROM THE INSIDE! LITERALLY!
Hym "Denmark has got it right. That'll stop the deep fakes or at least ensure that people are, oh say I don't know, compensated for the use of their likeness."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Denmarkmug. Hym "You don't get a say Jew lover. Religious people are going to get your kids killed. Get your guns ready on both the child murder and not child murder side because it's almost child murder o'clock."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the Religious Peoplemug. Yeah just let them off the hook for fucking the fat cock instead of you! You just talk to them without the expectation of sex.... And then they fuck a fat-cock instead of you... And then... See!? Everything is fine.
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Get rid of the binarymug. What make you think they aren't doing the same thing you're doing and talking about ME by another name you fucking retard.
Hym "How stupid are you actually? God you're fucking dim. You sure it's Trump? Not that you care. You just want him to lose."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Trumpmug. You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.
Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."
I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."
Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"
I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."
Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."
I dot "I... I already..."
Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."
Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"
I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."
Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."
I dot "I... I already..."
Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
Get the Plinko livesmug.