Pfft! Hahahahaha! Yeah I'm sure that's it! I'm sure it's of of those and not "Trying to do as much damage to Trump as possible as way of interfering with the election because she's a partisan hack!" That's couldn't possibly be it.
Hym "Yeah, no, it's probably her inexperience or impartiality. Totally. You sound like Gayve Jewben when he talks about Elon Musk. 'Is it that he's just so smart that everyone is jealous of him or is it that he's just so brave and is saving America? WhOoOo KnOwS!?' Ridiculous. You're fucking ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2024
Get the Inexperience or Impartialitymug. Bitch, you do not understand cynicism at all. There's this bitch that is selling a book on cynicism. Right? But it isn't even close to cynicism! It's like this vapid rejection of stoicism where she calls on you to reject truth entirely and use lies and "creating your own narrative" to curate reality.
Hym "And it sounds a lot like the Solipsistic Machiavellianism I was critiquing before branded as Cynicism. Cynicism is the wholesale rejection of social norms and viewing the world as it truly is unfiltered by modern sensibilities. It's literally just calling a spade a spade in the absolute. When Diogenes asks Alexander the Great where to find his father's corpse... Not only does he ignore entirely the decorum that is supposed to be associated with Alexander's title but upfront with his intentions to rob his father's corpse. He suffers no delusions about how the world really is. But THAT she shit is pedaling? Doesn't even resemble cynicism."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2025
Get the Cynicismmug. Ope!
Hym "Here's an easy one. In the bathroom. I'm not even actually pooping! Stabstabstab! Child stab! Hehehehehehehe....."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2025
Get the An Easy Onemug. Hym "You are not better thing society by doing your incest cult and you can't maintain that being a man has social modifiers if sex and gender are the same. Being a man is either having a dick OR it's NOT THAT."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
Get the Being a manmug. 
Get the Picomug. Hym "Jordan you asshole! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now! You missed it! What I'm I supposed to do now!? Do you know how long it took to collect all of that garbage? I mean, my house doesn't even look right! I hate this! You guys don't get it but imagine this: Jordan gets dragged here by the FBI or something. They bring him- But oh wait! It's not for you FBI-man. You have to stand in the hall! So Jordan comes in and steps over some cans and he stands in the center of the apartment. He can see it all from there. The wall of bags. The pile of used nicotine pouches. The mountain of cans. The mound of cardboard boxes. And then I play Fake Wings from the .Hack soundtrack! 'This is it Jordan! Absolution!!!' And then he starts crying while I laugh manically. And then it haunts his dreams until his dying day. And then I get a parade or something.... Yup. Art. The ultimate art! It would have been the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity! Second only to the creation of A.I... Which I ALSO DID! *Sigh* but now it's ruined... This is a tragedy..." 😔
by Hym Iam August 04, 2024
Get the Assholemug. Hym "Diet has nothing to do with it. It's the fucking tooth and the fucking infection in the tooth. Can't pay out of pocket or else I won't have enough money for bills. Ran out of money a full week before payday. Trying to catch up. Single most accomplished person in the history of humanity. Outside of conquering a country but once the AGI spawns I'm going to make it absolutely clear how fucked you would have been were I so inclined.... But yeah. Muh toof. Send hot Asian dentists immediately... Or I'll MuRdEr AlL oF the ChIlDrEn!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Dietmug.